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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!

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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Gizogin]

Journal of Gizogin, That Guy Who Mances Raws

Mego is annoyed with me for some reason.  Claims I ruined some blueprints, or some such nonsense.  As a genius in all areas worth being a genius in, I would never deface something of such merit as a set of blueprints!  I would, however, improve any set of blueprints I felt needed improvement.  Those blueprint's of Mego's were one such set.  They were clearly lacking in dwarfishness, so I had to make them better.  With booze!

[ThatAussieGuy]

Journal of Gizogin, That Guy Who Mances Raws

Mego is annoyed with me for some reason.  Claims I ruined some blueprints, or some such nonsense.  As a genius in all areas worth being a genius in, I would never deface something of such merit as a set of blueprints!  I would, however, improve any set of blueprints I felt needed improvement.  Those blueprint's of Mego's were one such set.  They were clearly lacking in dwarfishness, so I had to make them better.  With booze!

How exactly do you make a megaproject that murders an entire clown car in one shot MORE dwarfy?!

[Darvi]

By setting the clown car on fire.

Or filling it with booze and abusing it as a massive swimming pool.

[Gizogin]

Journal of Gizogin, That Guy Who Mances Raws

Mego is annoyed with me for some reason.  Claims I ruined some blueprints, or some such nonsense.  As a genius in all areas worth being a genius in, I would never deface something of such merit as a set of blueprints!  I would, however, improve any set of blueprints I felt needed improvement.  Those blueprint's of Mego's were one such set.  They were clearly lacking in dwarfishness, so I had to make them better.  With booze!

How exactly do you make a megaproject that murders an entire clown car in one shot MORE dwarfy?!

I thought I made that abundantly clear!  BY SOAKING IT WITH BOOZE!  The only thing dwarfier than that is magma (and possibly socks), but some dwarves take soaking their work in magma as art defacement, or some such elfsense.

[Mego]

I've decided to change things up a bit from how they had gone originally. I'm taking advantage of my missing flash drive to add in some new story stuff.

Soundtrack for the next update.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Journal of Gizogin, That Guy Who Mances Raws

Mego is annoyed with me for some reason.  Claims I ruined some blueprints, or some such nonsense.  As a genius in all areas worth being a genius in, I would never deface something of such merit as a set of blueprints!  I would, however, improve any set of blueprints I felt needed improvement.  Those blueprint's of Mego's were one such set.  They were clearly lacking in dwarfishness, so I had to make them better.  With booze!

How exactly do you make a megaproject that murders an entire clown car in one shot MORE dwarfy?!

I thought I made that abundantly clear!  BY SOAKING IT WITH BOOZE!  The only thing dwarfier than that is magma (and possibly socks), but some dwarves take soaking their work in magma as art defacement, or some such elfsense.

Did that.  Stocked a Glowing Pit with enough booze to keep the dwarves happy for decades.  And I filled Hell with magma.  To the brim, no less.  I don't know about the socks, though - There were cabinets and chests in every hellvilla, but I don't know if the dwarves stored their socks in them.

I've decided to change things up a bit from how they had gone originally. I'm taking advantage of my missing flash drive to add in some new story stuff.

Soundtrack for the next update.

Translation:  I killed the fort at least twice in hilarious ways and got pictures of it happening.

[Gizogin]

I've decided to change things up a bit from how they had gone originally. I'm taking advantage of my missing flash drive to add in some new story stuff.

Soundtrack for the next update.

A fort within a fort?

[Mego]

I've decided to change things up a bit from how they had gone originally. I'm taking advantage of my missing flash drive to add in some new story stuff.

Soundtrack for the next update.

Translation:  I killed the fort at least twice in hilarious ways and got pictures of it happening.

Not quite. Translation:

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I will kill the fort at least twice in hilarious ways and get pictures of it happening. The updates, pictures, and save from after the updates were all on the flash drive. Epic cosmic retcon go!

[Teneb]

Is no one worried that Mego is going to kill the fotress on purpose?

[Mego]

It's normal. I'll post the update later tonight, as well as fix the images from that update a little while ago where Linux didn't like screenshots.


Mego's Mystical Mishaps

Adamantine! Precious blue cotton candy! We need more of it! Miners, go dig out the adamantine from below the checkerboard! We must enter a new age of prosperity!

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OH SHI-

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THE TRAP ISN'T DONE YET! WE WON'T SURVIVE! EVERYBODY! RUN FOR THE SURFACE! GOBLINS ARE LESS OF A DANGER THAN CLOWNS! WE HAVE TO GET OUT! WE HAVE TO-


"Mego, are you ok?"

I woke up sharply as I fell onto the floor. There, standing above me, were CatalystParadox and Gizogin, looking confused and frightened.

"Th-th-th-th-the demons! Th-th-they were after us!"

Gizogin shook his head. "Relax, it was just a dream. Construction of the trap is going fine."

"NO! STOP CONSTRUCTION OF THE TRAP!"

"What?"

"It is too dangerous... We must employ an alternative method to ward off the evil. We shall create a magical charm in the front of the fortress, containing an enchantment that will prevent the foul Demoness from crossing over."

CatalystParadox nodded and quietly walked off, with Gizogin following shortly behind. Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of ThatAussieDwarf hauling away a strange box. I will have to investigate this.


So, while doing this update, I discovered that the bone and blood brick reactions don't work. Blargh.

[Eric Blank]

I for one look forward to the death of this fortress.

[Johuotar]

Hmm. Ok.

Keep the fort alive until next version.

[Reudh]

I for one, welcome our new dwarf overlords.

[Vgray]

Armok's blood and the blessed metal of Armok. Are we missing anything?

[Teneb]

Armok's blood and the blessed metal of Armok. Are we missing anything?

MORE SOCKS!

There is no such thing as enough dakka socks.