The incident began on the 1st of Granite, like many other incidents before. By the end of the year, many were already betting that this would be known as "the short-lived and futile reign of Ieb Rockconstructs." She took upon the role of Overlord, casting aside her original name and going with what she claimed was "given by the god Lűk himself!"
Modernist, was what she from there on referred to herself as, but for the fort, she was "that crazy woodcrafter broad with a log stuck up you-know-where."
And so, the mishaps of HellCannon continue, its reigns now held by a new Overlord.1st of Granite:Dear diary. Today I took over the lordship of HellCannon. I had a wonderful dream, you see. I would write about it, but my words could not do it justice! I'll write again soon!
Mood: Ecstatic.
2nd of Granite:Dear diary. Today I took control as the military commander of HellCannon. We didn't have one, and I had to have SOME title, you know? I'll write again soon!
Mood: Ecstatic to the nth degree.
3rd of Granite:Dear diary. Today I told the miners that we need to start living like dwarves. I already have plans ready for some living rooms down below! I'm getting a funny rash from all this fungi. I'll write again soon!
Mood: Ecstatic to the nth degree.
4th of Granite: Dear diary. Today one of the alpaca starved to death. It had a funny rash. I'm concerned. I'll write again soon!
Mood: Worried.
5th of Granite:Dear diary. Today Tholtig, our weaponsmith, went quite fey. Also, I started drawing plans for dealing with the unfortunate neverending aquifer flood problem we have in the caverns. Hope it works! I'll write again soon!
Mood: Hopeful.
6th of Granite:DEAR LŰK IT'S KUL WATERSEDUCES THE BAD WICK! I SHOULD START RUNNING INSTEAD OF WRITING THIS THI
Mood: daklsjewiojdsaiojdapwie
7th of Granite:Dear diary. The military dispatched Kul today. Gizogin lost her whole right hand though. Looks painful. They refuse to stay in the hospital though. Admirable, although she's supposed to be our Chief Medical Dwarf. Does she really know what she's doing? Mosus was the one to kill Kul. She's so cool.
Mood: Worried.
8th of Granite:Dear diary. Today a skeletal cave crocodile attacked us from the hole in the wall I ordered opened in order to get rid of the flooding. No one was hurt though. Hooray!
Mood: Ecstatic.
9th of Granite:Dear diary. Today Tholtig finished work on their masterpiece, Tashemunos Tustzalögred, a silver war hammer. I should give this to some hammerdwarf. My instinct tells me so.
Mood: Ecstatic.
8th of Slate:Dear diary. Today we finally fixed the last leaking spot downstairs. It was easier said than done! It had more holes than my credibility as the leader, or so I heard. Also, my new room is ready! I'll write again soon!
Mood: Ecstatic to the nth degree.
10th of Slate:Dear diary. Today, migrants arrived, despite the danger. We're getting somewhere! The dream is coming true!
Mood: Ecstatic like a god of revelry.
16th of Slate:Dear diary. Today, Thor II went berserk. The speardwarf, Ushrir, stood no chance as they were still resting. The military is going in to clean up the mess right now.
Mood: Content.
17th of Slate:Dear diary. Today, Urist Imiknorris killed Thor II. Also, the last of the migrants arrived today. We now have 51 people in the fort! 51!
Mood: Ecstatic.
OH GOD I AM TOO TIRED TO PLAY MORE THAN HALF OF THE FIRST SEASON TODAY. WILL PLAY MORE TOMORROW I SWEAR.
Things I did this time:
- Mined some real stone rooms, bedrooms for now.
- Plugged all the holes in the roof in the first cavern room. They were leaking like crazy.
- Started planning on my devious plan to plug the entire flooding area. It'll either work or fail miserably.
- Got the whole god damn migrant wave indoors safely. The skelk did not notice 'em.
People who died:
- Some soap maker, I think. Random guy anyway, who was Kul's only real victim.
- The Master, due to BERSERKER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK, BERSERKERRRRRRRR.
And make fuck he did. Military is now at 7 people, I think.
18 migrants though. Since The Master is on the list of to-be-redorfed, any wishes for who you want to reincarnate as?
As for fort status, we're okay. I have no fucking idea where Kul got in from though, I think the attack was before I made a hole in the cavern room to plug the aquifer leak. Or then it attacked from there. It ended up dead though, thanks to a PUNCH TO THE HEAD!