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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[MagmaMcFry]

Blank slabs look better. Build a blank slab for me.

[Darvi]

So my new dorf has over 2200 memory.

THAT WILL NOT DO.

[Darvi]

GODDAMN FUCKING RENDER_FAT BUG. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE ANY SOAP IF YOU KEEP FUCKING WITH ME LIKE THAT, THE SOAPMAKER'S GUILD WILL BE EFFING PISSED!

And I can't even raw-manipulate to bypass this stupid bug :V

Oh now I see that we have in fact a shit ton of tallow. Then the soapmaking reaction's borked too it seems.

Bluhbluh I'm stupid now it works.

[Darvi]

One of the dwarves died in a cave-in today.
Which is kind of weird because there was no digging scheduled at that particular area of the mines.
They never found the body. Rumours say that molemen have begun sabotaging our mines and kidnapping our miners.
I believe something more sinister being at work here.

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   Mego has been behaving oddly lately.
  He hasn't been talking much to other people, and spends much of his time brooding in his office.
       I hope he's not planning on killing us all or something.

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the master has started constructing... something.

                                                                        whatever it is the militia has confiscated it .

i can only assume that it is some kind of doomsday device.                                                           

i know that this wont end good.                                                                 

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                                    waht the heck is going on

they have reopned the sealed mineshaf t                     

                   why would they evne do that it got clos ed for a reason

             armok forbid

                                               one of tehm is naerby

i ca                                 

[Darvi]

So here's the rundown:

Spoiler: -3 new FB's (click to show/hide)

lol

Spoiler: -2 goblin ambushes (click to show/hide)

lol

-Completed the danger room.
-Started building a roof over the the surface and 30 floor hatches. One of the future overseers then can either use this roof for repeated cave-ins on enemies or use a pump stack to put a magma basin up there that can give our enemies a nice precision strike magma-shower - provided they put the floor hatches connected to a few dozen levers there.

Spoiler: Current dorfing status: (click to show/hide)

Continually Redorfed for Storyline Purposes
Mego IV? - N/A - Chaos Crafter - N/A
Andreus XVI - N/A - The Immortal - N/A
Gizogin (III) - N/A - Resident Badass - N/A
CatalystParadox - Some bonecarving skill - Slightly Odd - N/A

Continually Redorfed by Request
Remalle III - Axedwarf - N/A - Each death, reincarnated as the next baby to be born
Ledi VI - Any - Crazy Cat Lady - likes cats
Strategia II- Cheesemaker/Military - Prophet of Cheese - N/A
rridgway III- Bonecrafter or Weaponsmith - First Victim of the Failday - N/A
Ogrin III - Spear Dwarf - Eye Poker - Something badass/lone wolf style
Eric II, male only - Highest available agility, other good attributes nice - title: Head Stoneworker - Only mining, masonry, engraving, and architecture enabled
Epithemius III - The Doctor - N/A - N/A
Conchobar III - Axedwarf/Siege Engineer - Revengineer - N/A
The Master - N/A - Legendary Doomsday Crafter - On this list because Mego said so
Urist Imiknorris - Captain of the Guard/Sheriff - Axecutioner - Overcompensates for something with large axes
Kitkun II- N/A - Quietly Watching - Possibly for a higher or lower purposearcangelsd - (I prefer being a mechanic) - !!Nuclear!! engineer - N/A
armageddonCounselor - no gender preference - Doctor - Perpetual redorfing, because I'd also like a turn at running this fort into the ground.

Others
Ghills - Stonecrafting or farming - N/A - likes cats
Darvi - N/A - Rassilon - High analytical ability, low memory and focus, negligible empathy
Thor II - N/A - Hammerdwarf - N/A
Newbunkle - Any - DiscoDwarf - N/A
Reudh II - Bonecarver - Stoic - preferably to remain friendless; if that means burrowing him in his own little cloister, then cool!
Slime - Doctor - Fleshsmith - Chief Med Dwarf if none present, but any doctor will do
Gloopy - Miner/Engraver - Dungeonsmith - Extremely Paranoid

Stormtemplar was our first legendary fighter. Good lot did that help him.
arcangelsd is also alive but somehow he's not on the lists. Guess I forgot him the last time.

Save here.

[Mego]

Ieb, you're up. I don't really think I need to PM you, seeing as how you're constantly stalking this thread.

[MagmaMcFry]

Ieb, you're up. I don't really think I need to PM you, seeing as how you're constantly stalking this thread.

Ha, posted before Ieb.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Hey, I should be on that continuous redorfing list!

[Darvi]

Hey, I should be on that continuous redorfing list!

Who are you? I'm sure I haven't seen you around.

[Gizogin]

Ooh, I've been redwarfed.  Now I can do things die again.

[Darvi]

You're too much of a badass to die. Not as much as Urist, though. Dude sleeps in the danger room.

Also, legendary WMD, and stuff.

[rridgway]

I've had dwarves sleep while in an active danger room.

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

New overseer, less than ten turns before me... Think I'll take a chance at a redwarfing.

Vegdrasil - Something very dwarf-like - Dark Templar - Let me know what my profession is before the dwarfing, please.

[Reudh]

I've had dwarves sleep while in an active danger room.

Aye, that has happened to me too. They didn't get injured.

[Ieb]

Aw yeah, it's finally time.
But before I do all that stuff though, I got some work, homework and studying that has to be dealt with. Luckily that means I'll just play when I get back from school around 9 PM. Finland time. Which is whatever in real-world time.

Probably should check the FPS though first, and make sure the game actually works. LET'S DO THIS.

Also, I sure hope no one is counting on me to make the magma-deathmachine operational. I probably would just mix up the levers or add the activation mechanism to the frontdoor lever.

Although knowing this fort, it doesn't matter whether or not people hope for situations that do not equal to potential doom. Those things have a way of manifesting themselves regardless how well you play. Fucking dorfs.

First impressions upon witnessing the fort: My. Fucking. FACE. No hotkeys to any important location? The living area still in the ground lever? A perpetual flood in the heart of the fort(by the looks of it)? Crap-for-metal?

I love it.

Things-to-do-upon-return:
- Dorf that one guy, I guess. Unless it's an inside joke that I've forgot, which means skip to next thing.
- Do something about that fucking perpetual flood. The FPS is okay, although around 40 FPS with 33 dorfs is unforgivable. Just like the Japanese, I will never forgive yo- it.
- Start my FABULOUS search for better metals.
- Begin planning of a FABULOUS stone-carved fort.
- Fail at above.
- Plan again.
- FUCKING FB'S!
- Re-plan, relocate, rearm.
- FUCKING FB'S!
- Give up, be stricken by melancholy and post the save of a year spent doing fuck-all right after I slit my wrists and submit the post and files with my last breath.