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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!

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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[ThatAussieGuy]

Ah but I am neither a dwarf nor an elf.

I am a horrible monstrosity, given form by Armok to destroy both kindreds if they insult the Blood God.

We've ALL done that though.  Sometimes more than once in the same fortress.  And that's not even bringing succession games into the equation. 

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Are you doubting that I am a dwarf/elf halfbreed?

[Eric Blank]

He likes native copper, bismuth, onyx, highwood wood, crystal glass, giant eagle leather, crossbows, hatch covers, scepters, catapult parts and deer for their grace.

ELF

Oh dear Armok no! Darvi, replace my dorf with deathsword as mayor!

Well, other than the bismuth, onyx, clear glass, and giant eagle leather, my dorf wouldn't make that bad of a noble.

And deer are pretty cool as far as the ability to jump over obstacles around 12 feet high. They're also quite graceful when being turned into jerky!
We should buy a pair from the elves, disable their grazing or change it to something ridiculous and breed them for meat, leather, and fur. Then export their bones to the goblins.

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Fun fact: most of the dorfs spend their time on the surface anyway. I guess that elven caravan had quite a few socks with them.

It could also end with a mayor that repeatedly mandates things to remind you about our shortage of X, where X is something that overseers routinely forget to make which are still pretty nice, like dining tables. My mayor mandates shields. I always forget to manufacture more masterwork copper shields to clobber goblins with! What are my dorf's preferences anyway?

He likes native copper, bismuth, onyx, highwood wood, crystal glass, giant eagle leather, crossbows, hatch covers, scepters, catapult parts and deer for their grace.

For some reason I'm picturing a dwarf with a crossbow in hand, sitting at the controls to a loaded catapult and thinking how lovely the nearby frolicking deer look.... Right before he fires both crossbow and catapult at the nearest one.

Pretty much.

[Teneb]

Supposing I do have a dwarf, can I get a list of what he/she likes?

[Darvi]

Your dwarf likes chilling around and doing nothing in general.

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That includes breathing and living.

Because he's dead.

That's the joke.

[Eric Blank]

Ok... Next candidate form a list of people I would like to see suffering an unfortunate accident (Most recent posters) in my stead... IamanElfCollaborator!

[Darvi]

Not even on the dorfing list.

[Gizogin]

Not even on the dorfing list.

That's because, at some point in the future, Eric Blank killed him so hard that he was never even on the dorfing list to begin with.

[Deviled]

can I see my dorfs pref screen.

[Darvi]

Deviled cancels view pref screen: searching infant.

[Gizogin]

Deviled cancels view pref screen: searching infant.

Searching infant?  What is this, airport security?

[The Master]

WELL, WHAT IF THE INFANT WAS IN AFFILIATION WITH AL QAEDA?!

[armeggedonCounselor]

Diaper bombs?

Gives a whole, much more disturbing new meaning to Dirty Bombs....

(Also when you are done searching the infant, I would also maybe like a prefscreen, if I've been dorfed already? I may not have been. If not, don't mind me. I'm just gonna lurk. Over here.)

[ThatAussieGuy]

Has That Aussie Dwarf been redorfed yet?  I don't recall seeing a mention of it

[Eric Blank]

You know... Evil biomes in the new version seem like they're going to be a whole lot more terrifying... Namely the clouds of evil gases roaming the map. The disease-ridden rain could be a right terror as well if it causes drowsiness or sends dwarves to the hospital on a regular basis.

Battlefailed IV will certainly be full of !!FUN!! and built out of the skeletal remains of the deceased!