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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Mego]

Journal of Mego, Chaos Crafter

What the hell, CP? I just got done yelling at Gizogin for doodling on the transdimensional veils, and now you're purposefully trying to rip them? Go take a hard look through the veil in the dining hall. You'll see what happened last time.

[Strategia]

Happy new year, Hellcannon! Here's to another year and a half of the Battlefailed saga!

[Gizogin]

Journal of Mego, Chaos Crafter

What the hell, CP? I just got done yelling at Gizogin for doodling on the transdimensional veils, and now you're purposefully trying to rip them? Go take a hard look through the veil in the dining hall. You'll see what happened last time.

Hooray, I'm significant!

EDIT:  Boo, I'm significant!

[CatalystParadox]

Journal of Mego, Chaos Crafter

What the hell, CP? I just got done yelling at Gizogin for doodling on the transdimensional veils, and now you're purposefully trying to rip them? Go take a hard look through the veil in the dining hall. You'll see what happened last time.

Nonono, this is totally different, I swear!  I'm going AROUND it.  No ripping at all.

It's... natural.  Yeah.  Homeopathic or some shit.  Homeopathic dimensional tampering.

[Mego]

Journal of Mego, Chaos Crafter

What the hell, CP? I just got done yelling at Gizogin for doodling on the transdimensional veils, and now you're purposefully trying to rip them? Go take a hard look through the veil in the dining hall. You'll see what happened last time.

Nonono, this is totally different, I swear!  I'm going AROUND it.  No ripping at all.

It's... natural.  Yeah.  Homeopathic or some shit.  Homeopathic dimensional tampering.

I cannot form any sort of sensible response to this.

[The Master]

...Neither can I, and i'm The Master...

[Teneb]

I don't think the integrity of the fabric of space-time matters anymore, really. One might be more concered with building a super-weapon of sorts to defeat the evil, whatever it is. A dwarfy one, of course.

[Eric Blank]

You don't need to be the master of a kobold cave to know that you can't hemeopathically write on the dimensional dermi. Pretty soon you'll have Paklaras pouring in looking to invade your nest boxes and turn all your wood into crappy shields and breastplates to conquer the world. Or worse, invaded by armies of cats. Or open up a portal to some star somewhere and destroy the entire world in one go.

Actually, don't mess with the skin of the dimensions at all. Write your journals in microscript on the backs of slabs of stone or something. You're a ghost, you can go anywhere and see items of any scale, and you've got enough energy to make extremely fine cuts in weak stone somewhere dwarves won't see, and then will not understand they're looking at an artificial construct with the naked eye. Or, possess dwarves and write normal journals. It's not hard, I figured it out years ago! And it won't rain in the tundra so you won't have to deal with Entropic Energy Erosion of Non-Material Entities Through Liquid Water.

[Mego]

I don't think the integrity of the fabric of space-time matters anymore, really. One might be more concered with building a super-weapon of sorts to defeat the evil, whatever it is. A dwarfy one, of course.

This will be done on my turn, if not sooner.

[Strategia]

I don't think the integrity of the fabric of space-time matters anymore, really. One might be more concered with building a super-weapon of sorts to defeat the evil, whatever it is. A dwarfy one, of course.

This will be done on my turn, if not sooner.

That's a threat if ever I saw one.

[Mego]

I don't think the integrity of the fabric of space-time matters anymore, really. One might be more concered with building a super-weapon of sorts to defeat the evil, whatever it is. A dwarfy one, of course.

This will be done on my turn, if not sooner.

Is that a threat?

It's a...

*puts on sunglasses*

...promise

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Gizogin]

You don't need to be the master of a kobold cave to know that you can't hemeopathically write on the dimensional dermi. Pretty soon you'll have Paklaras pouring in looking to invade your nest boxes and turn all your wood into crappy shields and breastplates to conquer the world. Or worse, invaded by armies of cats. Or open up a portal to some star somewhere and destroy the entire world in one go.

Actually, don't mess with the skin of the dimensions at all. Write your journals in microscript on the backs of slabs of stone or something. You're a ghost, you can go anywhere and see items of any scale, and you've got enough energy to make extremely fine cuts in weak stone somewhere dwarves won't see, and then will not understand they're looking at an artificial construct with the naked eye. Or, possess dwarves and write normal journals. It's not hard, I figured it out years ago! And it won't rain in the tundra so you won't have to deal with Entropic Energy Erosion of Non-Material Entities Through Liquid Water.

See, this is the kind of information that would have been helpful back when I started.

[Teneb]

Report on the Battlefailed/Failcannon Archive thing. I'm at Eric's turn (turn 23 of 24) so it shouldn't be long. A warning to anyone who might want it: it's already 764 pages long and contain 126.797 words, and I'm not done yet.


Someone should make a novel or something out of it, however.

[Mego]

Report on the Battlefailed/Failcannon Archive thing. I'm at Eric's turn (turn 23 of 24) so it shouldn't be long. A warning to anyone who might want it: it's already 764 pages long and contain 126.797 words, and I'm not done yet.


Someone should make a novel or something out of it, however.

FORTRESS AUTHORS!

I'm going to make that a meme if I'm not careful.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

A new meme?

Another thing to spread and infect people with. At least it isnt tree-hugging.