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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[ThatAussieGuy]

The Aussie drawing has been added to the OP, and the quotes have been encased in a spoiler tag so they don't take up so much room.

You might want to toss part of the quote in for context, even if just the original line of

I read this and imagined a dwarf holding a wire with a sock stuck on the end pulling it from the end of a passage and saying stuff like, "Yeah, come on ya little bugger... that's a good boy... closer... a bit closer... G'night mate!" *whud*

[Spish]

Just checked out the save, I totally want in on this. I'll take spot 39 on the waiting list if ya don't mind... although I'll be very impressed if the fortress lasts anywhere near that long...

Gloopy - Miner/Engraver - Dungeonsmith - Extremely Paranoid
Preferrably a new dorf fresh off the migrant wave or somethin' like that, if that can at all be helped.

Also, might I suggest disabling hauling labors for all of the dorfed? Helps cut down on unfortunate accidents.

[Ieb]

If this was a fort that was meant to be played while avoiding unfortunate accidents, we never would have started the fort.

[Reudh]

Perhaps Spish meant 'Survives whatever we throw at it up until that point'.

[Andreus]

I leave the forums for a month and you guys demolish Failcannon.

[Strategia]

I leave the forums for a month and you guys demolish Failcannon.

Something has to be assembled before it can be demolished. And I'm pretty sure Hellcannon came pre-demolished.

[Mego]

Failcannon was demolished far before Failday. You're partly in fault, with your endless body surfing and whatnot.

[ThatAussieGuy]

I leave the forums for a month and you guys demolish Failcannon.

It wasn't so much an accident as a probable outcome.

[Darvi]

I leave the forums for a month and you guys demolish Failcannon.

It wasn't so much an accident as a definite outcome.

[armeggedonCounselor]

The mysterious Dete returns!

Wearing a different name.

And I'm sure none of you recall even that name, because I died on like page 75 of Failcannon. Of infection. During the loyalty cascade.

BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE!

I would like to be dwarf'd.

The Counselor - no gender preference - Doctor - Perpetual redorfing, because I'd also like a turn at running this fort into the ground.

I think I got the format right....

[kisame12794]

WHHHHYYYYYYYY. I have finished the picture, now I just need to scan it and upload it.

[Darvi]

Homework for tomorrow: Draw a skeletal Rudolf the Reindeer.

[Mego]

So, Darvi, how goes the fortress?

[Darvi]

My previous post should be enough to tell you what's going on.

[Reudh]

From the diary of Reudh II.

What is going on in Shashmebzuth!? I am right, this place is vile. Mother apparently committed suicide after a vile cheeseman called Strategia failed to defend Shashmebzuth correctly. This makes me the last able bodied dwarf in my family, which is a terrible thing. I cannot fail here.

I know the heart rending grief dwarves face when their friends and family die, so I will not seek friends. I will stay alone. If for my own sake. I will not become a hermit, but I have heard 'tantrum spirals' spoken of in hushed voices- apparently the cause is too much friendship.

Good, i was never much of a friendly dwarfling.
As I said, I will remain alone. Friendless. A lonely life but it's for the best. I have travelled too far to go back to the mountainhomes now; this... Hellcannon is my home now.
I wish my family were all still together. Perhaps when this is all over, I can go back home. Or invite them here.