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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Darvi]

You're the Doctor. 'nuff said.

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

Zeratul's Journal, Day ?
I feel very strange. I can remember almost nothing of the past... Well, I'm not sure how long it's been, but it's all a blur. I remember something about skeletons... Horrible, horrible skeletons... And then the other dwarves started going mad... I was working the anvil, and there were... Drums? And then Dariush put her pickaxe through my chest!

...Okay, good news, I must have dreamed that. I don't have a gaping pickaxe wound in my sternum. Um. Wait a minute.

Bloody hell, I'm a woman! I need to clear my head. I'm going to go to the smithy and hammer something.

Zeratul's Journal, Day "2"
Yesterday, I left to go to the smithy and forge something to clear my head. Next thing I knew, I was sitting in the Hellcannon Pottery Barn throwing clay to make a vase. Clearly, something very strange has happened, and I am no longer the person I once was. I went to the armory to train, and discovered that all my skills have become quite rusty in what I've now learned is an entire year that I've missed. Apparently I was also dead, somehow, but then something strange happens that no one quite remembers and now I'm not.

I hate this place. I also have an inexplicable urge to either pummel The Master with a hammer, or give him a big kiss. Maybe both. Fortunately, I haven't seen him since I "woke up" yesterday.

I've decided to join the military fulltime, hone my skills to what they once were, and then when the time is right pass my knowledge on to an apprentice. The skills of a Dark Templar must never be allowed to be forgotten.

[Gizogin]

You weren't redwarfed, so you'd still be GZGN III if you were still alive.

I'm pretty sure I died a while back, but it was never reflected on the dwarfing list.  Also, GZGN sounds pretty cool, but also vaguely familiar...

[stormtemplar]

Was I dorfed yet, if so, personality please? If not, please just throw someone in the military with a hammer when you can.

[Mego]

Was I dorfed yet, if so, personality please? If not, please just throw someone in the military with a hammer when you can.

*hammers stormtemplar into the military*

[ThatAussieGuy]

Was I dorfed yet, if so, personality please? If not, please just throw someone in the military with a hammer when you can.

*hammers stormtemplar into the military*

For some reason that made me picture the new dwarf recruit reporting for duty in the barracks with a warhammer lodged in his helmet/head

[Mego]

Was I dorfed yet, if so, personality please? If not, please just throw someone in the military with a hammer when you can.

*hammers stormtemplar into the military*

For some reason that made me picture the new dwarf recruit reporting for duty in the barracks with a warhammer lodged in his helmet/head

That is completely accurate.

FORTRESS ARTISTS!

[Darvi]

Was I dorfed yet, if so, personality please? If not, please just throw someone in the military with a hammer when you can.

Wait.


Wait, wait.

*carefully checks the dwarfing list*

Actually I only see now that two guys weren't struck through without me noticing. So you and Ghills haven't been dwarfed yet :x

[stormtemplar]

NBD, I can wait for a migrant wave (If we get one t.t)

[kisame12794]

Was I dorfed yet, if so, personality please? If not, please just throw someone in the military with a hammer when you can.

*hammers stormtemplar into the military*

For some reason that made me picture the new dwarf recruit reporting for duty in the barracks with a warhammer lodged in his helmet/head

That is completely accurate.

FORTRESS ARTISTS!

Kisame12794 has claimed a Sketchbook!

I NEED PENCILS! I NEED ERASERS!

[stormtemplar]

He'll be a legendary+5 engraver if this mood works lol.

[Darvi]

Im not sure what just happened
somehow
     I dont know what happened
everybody had some sort of memory lapse

Theres this one dwarf who claims that everything was only a dream

But i dont believe him         

People have died

Little Remalle has bled to death from
      some wounds that he didnt have before
Then there were migrants I dont

know If i am halucinating,
but they were being folloowed by some sKELKS

the Militia set out to excort them but

        most of them were slain instantly

pretty sUpid to send a bunch of newbies to handle that thr     eat
  we lost ZeratuL G iruaNNa conhcobar and Opti

Darvi is still out there

running around being chased  by the skelks

tHAT man bmust be either very brave or inc                         
                                                           redibly foolish

Oh did I mention that
hes a man now?
whatever happened it left a lasting effect on her                     
or him

   oh no
i can hear the beasts below
     sounds like out of THe deTPhs of the ocean

         this may be the last I write on these walls

 

i Pray that my suffering Will not laST any longEr                     

[stormtemplar]

That sounds fun. And by fun I mean !!FUN!!

[Mego]

I'm starting to detect a theme here.

[Darvi]

People dying?