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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
- 23 (82.1%)
Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Author Topic: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25) (DEAD)  (Read 836539 times)

Gizogin

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1020 on: December 19, 2011, 05:44:24 pm »

Journal of Gizogin, Rawmancer (I don't even know anymore...)

Yeah, this place is a wreck.  I'ma go ahead and stop destabilizing things.  In fact, I'll just lie low and bide my time for a while.  I'll be safer that way.  And significantly less likely to bring an end to reality, which can only be a plus.
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The Master

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1021 on: December 19, 2011, 05:46:56 pm »

shouldn't it be journal of the master #500?
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

Darvi

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1022 on: December 19, 2011, 05:49:46 pm »

I think this is the Gizogin who has been dead since forever and hence hasn't been affected.
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Dark_T_Zeratul

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1023 on: December 19, 2011, 07:00:34 pm »

Can you redwarf me? I doubt I'll survive until my turn comes up, but I've got an idea now so I'm gonna go with it. Rename me from one of the Masters if you can. Here's my info from the first post:
Zeratul - Military preferred - Dark Templar - N/A

Let me know what my job and gender are once you do.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2011, 07:04:20 pm by Dark_T_Zeratul »
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The miasma caused Sethrist to go miserable and throw a tantrum. During the tantrum he mauled a dog to near-death and that caused his mood to go all the way up to content. Apparently, beating the crap out of dogs is the best way to achieve happiness.

The Master

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1024 on: December 20, 2011, 11:27:02 pm »

It feels like everything said here is quote-worthy! TO THE LOONY BIN, AWAY!
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Eric Blank

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1025 on: December 21, 2011, 02:55:48 am »

Dariush! How goes the sad-little-hole-in-the-ground-of-an-excuse-for-dwarven-living-space?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

The Master

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1026 on: December 21, 2011, 02:56:59 am »

NOPE, STILL QUOTE WORTHY! WORK HARDER, NOT SMARTER!
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

Dark_T_Zeratul

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1027 on: December 21, 2011, 03:13:04 am »

Zeratul goes berserk. I send Urist in to kill him. Zeratul murders Grov and Darvi in their sleep. Then he punches a sleeping Dariush, who promptly starts taking Zeratul apart with her pickaxe.

Zeratul's Journal, Day 397
I have been feeling very strange as of late. Like there's a haze over my mind, and I can't think straight. Even drinking more booze doesn't help, and I can find no solace working the anvil. I worry I may be going mad... But then, this whole fortress has gone mad. So many dead, in so short a time... I can only hope I don't go hopelessly insane like the others.

Zeratul's Journal, Day 398
I fear I may be getting sick. I have such a terrible headache, like... Drums, pounding in my skull. I will hammer extra hard at the smithy today, and drink an extra ration of beer, but I fear it will not help.

Zeratul's Journal, Day 399
The drums, the drums, the never-ending drumbeat! I can hear them... The drums are coming closer... And closer... That constant drumming... The call to war...

Zeratul's Journal, Day i
The drums are getting louder, and yet... Too early. They should not be here for months to come. I don't know how I know, but I can feel it... The drums echo through the vortex...

The Master's Journal, Day -300
Grov and Darvi are dead. Here they come, Dariush. HERE COME THE DRUMS!

The Master's Journal, Day 1
There is one of me that should not. Why are there too many of me? An extra, somehow. Oh well. You can never have too much of a good thing!
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The miasma caused Sethrist to go miserable and throw a tantrum. During the tantrum he mauled a dog to near-death and that caused his mood to go all the way up to content. Apparently, beating the crap out of dogs is the best way to achieve happiness.

SethCreiyd

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1028 on: December 21, 2011, 03:15:59 am »

Re-dwarf me into the militia when possible, please.  I also suggest atom smashing all the Masters near the entrance so we can get an army of ghost Masters to guard the fort.
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ThatAussieGuy

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1029 on: December 21, 2011, 06:22:29 am »

Have we heard anything from Dariush in the last few days about the fortress?

Dariush

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1030 on: December 21, 2011, 07:09:22 am »

*cough-cough*
...
Could I please get moved arooound 8 turns down the list?

MagmaMcFry

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1031 on: December 21, 2011, 07:10:59 am »

Under one condition: The eight players after you also get moved 8 turns down the list.
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Ieb

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1032 on: December 21, 2011, 07:40:32 am »

I dare say chaps, perhaps we should cut down on the god damn spam, so in the future posts from overseers asking to be moved down the list because they have no time don't get buried and unseen by everyone.

Because god damn I never saw the post either and was wondering what was taking Dariush so long. I simply assumed that they were doing the whole thing in one go and then posting the results when they were done.

EDIT: Although apparently people did notice the request to be moved down in the turn list. But still, god damn this thread gets a lot of posts that have nothing to do with anything.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2011, 07:43:56 am by Ieb »
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ThatAussieGuy

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1033 on: December 21, 2011, 08:38:55 am »

*cough-cough*
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Could I please get moved arooound 8 turns down the list?

Oh yeah... Darvi?

Darvi

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1034 on: December 21, 2011, 08:42:24 am »

I'm still waiting for the okay from Mego.
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