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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[stormtemplar]

He appears to have named all the dwarfs after him (except one), killed elven/human traders, slaughtered a goblin ambush and tons of skeletons, and has reduced the population to 24. What the hell happened here?

[The Master]

I told you, nothing journal worthy.

[Eric Blank]

You bothered to name every dwarf after yourself... Not even one leftover?

And that's some real half-assed cavern walling, guys. Good job.

And flooding in the first cavern, not far from a clear glass worm-beast (I'm sure the ladies love to pass that one around)

How the hell did you manage to start flooding the cavern?


Also, the mason that is currently alive, Zon Slingsculpture, is a good enough candidate for my dorf. Name her Erica and slap 'Head Stoneworker' on, if you'd please.

[Darvi]

He appears to have named all the dwarfs after him (except one),

THE END OF TIME IS NIGH!

[The Master]

I see you saw what I did there.

[Gizogin]

I can't open the save file... 
My computer won't open a .7z or whatever type of compression it is.  HOW I CAN SEE TEH FORTRESZ?

[Ieb]

.7z is a 7Zip format.
So uhh, get 7Zip.

Sometimes I wonder how can people have trouble with these sort of things, file extraction and so on, as well as whether it's that some people just don't mess with a bazillion different archives and I just know too much semi-useless shit.

[Reudh]

Or Winrar. Winrar can open 7z, Rar, Zip, and a bunch others besides.

[Dariush]

LALALA STILL NOT READING I CAN'T SEE YOUUUUUUUUU

Seriously though, I'm head-bustingly tired (fucking school on Saturdays). Probably I'll get to it today. If not, then tomorrow for sure.

[Dariush]

Uh. I looked at the save... Are you sure it's the correct year? It's too fucking small. There's only 13 'visited' z-levels and most of them consist of only a staircase with maybe a couple of adjoining rooms. I wanted the glory of Failcannon continued, to order megaprojects while watching hundreds of dwarves dying and not caring! Fountains of blood! Mountains of enemy corpses! Clashing madhouses! Solid golden FUCKs! Adamantine wasted on cats' collars! Babies murdered/ing their mothers! Demons tearing apart the fortress! Magma and fire! Undead horrors! Eternal sieges! Living legends! You know, the usual day at the Battlefailcannon. Not this mudhole. Also 80 FPS. Could I please get moved arooound 8 turns down the list?

[MagmaMcFry]

Well, someone has to start doing that kind of stuff.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Uh. I looked at the save... Are you sure it's the correct year? It's too fucking small. There's only 13 'visited' z-levels and most of them consist of only a staircase with maybe a couple of adjoining rooms. I wanted the glory of Failcannon continued, to order megaprojects while watching hundreds of dwarves dying and not caring! Fountains of blood! Mountains of enemy corpses! Clashing madhouses! Solid golden FUCKs! Adamantine wasted on cats' collars! Babies murdered/ing their mothers! Demons tearing apart the fortress! Magma and fire! Undead horrors! Eternal sieges! Living legends! You know, the usual day at the Battlefailcannon. Not this mudhole. Also 80 FPS. Could I please get moved arooound 8 turns down the list?

You goddamn human!  Any dwarf would look at this small fortress as an opportunity, not a disappointment.  Hell, I could turn a fortress into a shambling horror of slow FPS, bloody gore and crazy engineering in a year.  All you need is a stupid idea and the unwavering certainty that it will improve the fortress.  Even if it's likely to flood the place with magma/water/demons/trolls/goblins/random denizens of the cavern layers.

[Darvi]

If he's really gonna skip, then I guess I should think up some plans for a fortres-wide magma-shower or something.

[ThatAussieGuy]

You know what? 

Sign me up for a turn

It may take a long time, but eventually That Aussie Dwarf will bring his plans to a successful end...

[Dariush]

You goddamn human!  Any dwarf would look at this small fortress as an opportunity, not a disappointment.

Nah, I could create the unholy nightmare described above, but I probably won't be able to finish it in one turn and definitely will miss out on the opportunity to revel in the completed aforementioned unholy nightmare. When having a choice between managing a 24-soul fortress where one death can mean the downfall and waiting a couple of turns for an unholy nightmare (heh, I like that. Unholy nightmare. Sounds nice), I'll wait. Especially considering that the next turn after that probably won't come before about May 2012.