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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!

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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Gizogin]

Yes, I accounted for that. If all the people on the turn list were really going to play, I would probably get to play Battlefailed 5 in February 2013.

Coming to a forum thread near you!

This fortress is not yet rated.
Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
Nausea, bleeding from the eyes, bleeding from the ears, bleeding from the nose, bleeding from the blood, internal hemorrhaging, external hemorrhaging, death, headache, stomachache, backache, spleenache, tendonitis, atrophied muscles, explosive discharge, diarrhea, necrosis of the skin, necrosis of the muscles, necrosis of the damned, zombie hordes, death, death-like symptoms, eldritch horrors from beyond time and space, vomiting, dry cough, fever, incontinence, dwarfism, vigilantism, mutant superpowers, death, amnesia, paranoia, claustrophobia, arachnophobia, schizophrenia, angina, hair loss, reduced sex drive, gambling addiction, alcoholism, death, reduced attention span, death, and mild swelling of the face.

[stormtemplar]

Yes, I accounted for that. If all the people on the turn list were really going to play, I would probably get to play Battlefailed 5 in February 2013.

Coming to a forum thread near you!

This fortress is not yet rated.
Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
Nausea, bleeding from the eyes, bleeding from the ears, bleeding from the nose, bleeding from the blood, internal hemorrhaging, external hemorrhaging, death, headache, stomachache, backache, spleenache, tendonitis, atrophied muscles, explosive discharge, diarrhea, necrosis of the skin, necrosis of the muscles, necrosis of the damned, zombie hordes, death, death-like symptoms, eldritch horrors from beyond time and space, vomiting, dry cough, fever, incontinence, dwarfism, vigilantism, mutant superpowers, death, amnesia, paranoia, claustrophobia, arachnophobia, schizophrenia, angina, hair loss, reduced sex drive, gambling addiction, alcoholism, death, reduced attention span, death, and mild swelling of the face.

And basically ever other disease medical science can measure, and some it can't.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Yes, I accounted for that. If all the people on the turn list were really going to play, I would probably get to play Battlefailed 5 in February 2013.

Coming to a forum thread near you!

This fortress is not yet rated.
Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
Nausea, bleeding from the eyes, bleeding from the ears, bleeding from the nose, bleeding from the blood, internal hemorrhaging, external hemorrhaging, death, headache, stomachache, backache, spleenache, tendonitis, atrophied muscles, explosive discharge, diarrhea, necrosis of the skin, necrosis of the muscles, necrosis of the damned, zombie hordes, death, death-like symptoms, eldritch horrors from beyond time and space, vomiting, dry cough, fever, incontinence, dwarfism, vigilantism, mutant superpowers, death, amnesia, paranoia, claustrophobia, arachnophobia, schizophrenia, angina, hair loss, reduced sex drive, gambling addiction, alcoholism, death, reduced attention span, death, and mild swelling of the face.

You forgot identity theft and overly-complicated conspiracy

[Mego]

-quote removed to avoid a stupid pyramid-
You forgot identity theft and overly-complicated conspiracy

Body Surfing Xanatos Speed Chessmaster?

[EmeraldWind]

-quote removed to avoid a stupid pyramid-
You forgot identity theft and overly-complicated conspiracy

Body Surfing Xanatos Speed Chessmaster?

Overly Long Gag...

[Gizogin]

-quote removed to avoid a stupid pyramid-
You forgot identity theft and overly-complicated conspiracy

Body Surfing Xanatos Speed Chessmaster?

Overly Long Gag...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TVTROPES



WHAT HAVE I INDIRECTLY PROVOKED?

[Johuotar]

Ohgod tvtropes. NOOOOOOOOOOO

[MagmaMcFry]

So far, out of seven turns, only four have actually been completed.  Hellcannon started in early November, and it's now mid-December.  At this rate, it'll be my turn by the end of January!  I'll make it my birthday present to myself.

WHAT HAVE I INDIRECTLY PROVOKED?

You totally should have expected that.

[Gizogin]

So far, out of seven turns, only four have actually been completed.  Hellcannon started in early November, and it's now mid-December.  At this rate, it'll be my turn by the end of January!  I'll make it my birthday present to myself.

WHAT HAVE I INDIRECTLY PROVOKED?

You totally should have expected that.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I RUINED MY OWN BIRTHDAY A MONTH AND A HALF EARLY!

[MagmaMcFry]

I can ruin it again later if you wanted that.

[Gizogin]

I can ruin it again later if you wanted that.

Aww, you knew my secret birthday wish.

But anyway, I've destroyed this topic far too much.  Current overseer, please rescue us from this trainwreck with an update on the status of the fortress known as Hellcannon.  Am I still alive?  I have an idea for a new journal, but between all the savescumming and universe-level resets, I don't actually know if I'm alive or not.

[Mego]

We are currently waiting on The Master to upload/post the save.

[The Master]

ah, sorry about that, I forgot...hold on...

[The Master]

apart from it raining on the tundra, a fucking obsidian pillar with smoking merchant remains, nothing much to report, the save will be up soon.

[Mego]

apart from it raining on the tundra, a fucking obsidian pillar with smoking merchant remains, nothing much to report, the save will be up soon.

That sounds so epic.

Summon the fortress artists!