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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
- 23 (82.1%)
Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Author Topic: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25) (DEAD)  (Read 836520 times)

Gizogin

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #735 on: December 07, 2011, 09:45:01 pm »
Journal of Gizogin, Rawmancer

ABANDON FORTRESS!  RED ALERT!  THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

It turns out I was somehow following the wrong timeline (not for the first time), and the actual overseer of the fort was never gamewizardinnc, but was instead The Master.  I thought I had much more time before he would take over, but now I fear for my life (again, not for the first time).  Actually, I'm not sure how much he could hurt me were I to off myself quickly...  Then I could just wait it out until I deem it safe enough to return to the world of the living.
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"Let's expose our military to zombie-dust so they can't feel pain. They don't NEED skin."
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One FB post. Many dick jokes. Pokemon. !!VOLCANO!!. Dwarven mood thingee. Derailment itself. Girlinhat's hat. Cuba. Karl Marx. This is why i love Bay12 forums.
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The Master

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #736 on: December 07, 2011, 09:52:28 pm »
I Shall begin my turn tomorrow, but I'll leave you with a teaser.

Journal of the BEST FUCKING OVERSEER EVUR EVRE REVE ELF:
I SHALL AVENGE MY FALLEN COMRADES, AND END THIS HELLHOLE FOREVER! But first, I have to make some dwarf cookies...delicious...
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #737 on: December 07, 2011, 10:59:24 pm »
Welp, we're screwed.
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Karakzon

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #738 on: December 08, 2011, 04:37:34 am »
Just hope he gets distracted erecting a monument to himself and is too busy to kill everyone.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #739 on: December 08, 2011, 08:13:08 am »
Quote from: Darvi on December 07, 2011, 08:16:14 pm
Welp. Could be worse. Like, the next two guys on the list.

Or the guy 4 turns down. I don't plan on looking at the save before my turn, so starting blind in Hellcannon will be very Fun. It'll be like fighting a bronze colossus with my bare hands.

Only more so.

 8)
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #740 on: December 08, 2011, 09:01:02 am »
Truly, I'm waiting giddily for my fort turn.
I intend to drag this fort to glory by the hair, kicking and screaming, if I have to!
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #741 on: December 08, 2011, 12:15:58 pm »
I know this guy. Mentlegen we are royally screwed.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #742 on: December 08, 2011, 12:25:57 pm »
First Prime Minister of Britain, then President of the United States, and now this.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #743 on: December 08, 2011, 01:02:13 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on December 08, 2011, 12:25:57 pm
First Prime Minister of Britain, then President of the United States, and now this.
Interesting note:  My youngest brother, as both a natural born citizen of the U.S. and a lex sanguinis British citizen, could (theoretically, and to the best of my knowledge) become both the United States President and Prime Minister of Britain.  I did a bit of research (read: I Googled it for a few minutes), and couldn't find anything that would prevent one from holding both positions. 

On-topic:

Journal of Gizogin, Rawmancer

BLARGH NOW I AM THE DEAD  I had a wonderful plump helmet today.  Food iS nice.  Being able to eat it is even better.  If anything were to happen to me that woUld prevent me from Being abLe to eat (such as my untIMely death), I doN't know whAt I wouLd do.  Oh well, at least I won't have to worry about that, since I'll be retiring tomorrow.  What could possibly go wrong?

Ha!  Now I'm sure to die suddenly, thus sparing me from the horrors of The Master's rule!  I'm so brilliant.
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"Let's expose our military to zombie-dust so they can't feel pain. They don't NEED skin."
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One FB post. Many dick jokes. Pokemon. !!VOLCANO!!. Dwarven mood thingee. Derailment itself. Girlinhat's hat. Cuba. Karl Marx. This is why i love Bay12 forums.
The rest of my sig.
Fear the fluffballs

The Master

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #744 on: December 08, 2011, 04:10:22 pm »
PERISH, FOR MY TURN BEGINS!
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #745 on: December 08, 2011, 04:13:36 pm »
Less talky, more dooming all of spacetime.
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The Master

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #746 on: December 08, 2011, 04:21:25 pm »
oh you bastards...why did you make my dwarf have a gay marriage?! NO WONDER SHE/HE GOT KILLED!
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #747 on: December 08, 2011, 04:42:19 pm »
Quote from: The Master on December 08, 2011, 04:21:25 pm
oh you bastards...why did you make my dwarf have a gay marriage?! NO WONDER SHE/HE GOT KILLED!

Good sign?
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The Master

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #748 on: December 08, 2011, 04:54:52 pm »
I opened the doors to the surface. 'Nuff said. Next time you dare assume something good is going to happen, i'm making everyone their own civilization! AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #749 on: December 08, 2011, 05:16:17 pm »
Welp, gameover more or less. Anyone know how to kill a blob made of fire with wings? Give me ideas people, if I unpause, he'll make it up the stairs and burn everyone. Until everyone is ready for this, I shall wait.
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.
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