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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Ghills]

Wow. My completely accidental strategically planned request for a cat-loving lady stoneworker seems to have worked out pretty well, since I'm not stuck in the middle of the carnage.  If I'd been dorfed already I would probably be dead several times over.

Welcome to Dwarf Fortress!

[kisame12794]

NUUUUUUUUUUU I am dead. Not even a glorious death.

Thor - Hammerdwarf

[Newbunkle]

Ah, the legend continues. If I may...

Dorf request:  Newbunkle - Any - DiscoDwarf - (No Turn)

Cheers!

[Gizogin]

I think I'd like to be a hammerdwarf, if I haven't been dorfed again yet.

Anyway, I'm apparently breaking down the walls of reality now, which is nice.  It's all part of the plan.  Not mine, it's probably some part of ThatAussieDwarf's or something.  Damned if I know why he wants me to cause the destruction of the universe a second time.

[Darvi]

If it's the destruction! Of! REALITY! ITSELF! then it's probably my plan :x

[The Master]

Whoa, looks like I died at some point! RESURRECT ME OR FACE THE WRATH OF ARMOK! _please?

[Gizogin]

If it's the destruction! Of! REALITY! ITSELF! then it's probably my plan :x

By this point I've accepted that I'm just along for the ride.

[Mego]

If it's the destruction! Of! REALITY! ITSELF! then it's probably my plan :x

By this point I've accepted that I'm just along for the ride.

We're all just along for the ride. Dwarf Fortress is the one actually destroying reality. We're just innocent (or, in Aussie's case, not-so-innocent) bystanders.

[Darvi]

I knew what I was doing when adding that one entry to the Battlefailed page.

[Gizogin]

I knew what I was doing when adding that one entry to the Battlefailed page.

Which one was that?

[Mego]

I just had the most ridiculous idea, but it will only work if I'm right about this.

Will magma-immune creatures still get pushed by magma currents?

[Teneb]

I just had the most ridiculous idea, but it will only work if I'm right about this.

Will magma-immune creatures still get pushed by magma currents?

I think so, but it'll need to pressurized. We could do some ‼SCIENCE‼ on it.

[Mego]

That will work. My plan:

Spoiler: Hellcannon (click to show/hide)

1. Find the cotton candy tube. (done)
2. Create a tunnel on one level of the tube that leads to the outside.
3. Send a miner to breach the HFS, pumping magma down the tunnel as he goes.
4. Watch clowns come up and kill the miner, and continue up the tube.
5. Clowns get swept down the tunnel by the magma and outside.
6. Realize that a Hellcannon has just been made.

[Karakzon]

for that to work, youde have to have an efficient multi magma sea feed and to build the pump stack up to a few z levels above the exit hole, so the pressure is at that Z level and erupts both magma and deamons.

[Teneb]

That will work. My plan:

Spoiler: Hellcannon (click to show/hide)

1. Find the cotton candy tube. (done)
2. Create a tunnel on one level of the tube that leads to the outside.
3. Send a miner to breach the HFS, pumping magma down the tunnel as he goes.
4. Watch clowns come up and kill the miner, and continue up the tube.
5. Clowns get swept down the tunnel by the magma and outside.
6. Realize that a Hellcannon has just been made.

Won't the Fun people flying ability interfere with that?