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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[CatalystParadox]

Please add me to the Dorfing and turn lists. 

I'd like anyone with at least a tiny bit of bone-carving skill.
Keep original name, just add a (c) before it so we know it's been claimed.
Custom Profession: "Slightly odd."

By the way - did we ever settle on how exactly this fort proceeds from the previous?

P.S. - added a mention of Catalyst, and the whole tantrum spiral kerfuffle, to the TVtropes page, I hope no one minds.

[Johuotar]

Add me to the list, if you could. If I don't sign up now, chances are I'll wait 9 months for a turn.

I've been waiting for my turn for 5 months now, so yeah. Its quite possible actually that someone is going to have to wait that long for his turn.

[ThatAussieGuy]

If That Aussie Dwarf is dead, can we have him slip back 'in disguise' as a new dwarf?  His ingenious plan will come to fruition!... Whatever it may be

[CatalystParadox]

If That Aussie Dwarf is dead, can we have him slip back 'in disguise' as a new dwarf?  His ingenious plan will come to fruition!... Whatever it may be

You're keeping it secret even from YOURSELF aren't you!  You brilliant, devious bastard!  Magnificent...

[Scaraban]

Requesting dorfage
Scaraban, All types of engineering enabled, always carries a hammer and wears armor of the heaviest metal we have access to at the time, profession - Problem Solver

I hope to be able to train in the use of my things, but I realize this probably will not happen.

[MagmaMcFry]

MagmaMcFry - Noble - High Priest of Inconvenience - Likes magma for the painful death it will cause him

Hey, I'm trying to contribute to chaos here! Also, stop solving problems, because that would be convenient, therefore not Fun.

[arcangelsd]

I'd like a turn, and a dorf named 'arcangelsd' and job, scientist, please.
I'd like to see how this madness ends.

[Reudh]

If Lord Reudh has been dorfed, could he get a mention perhaps? That would make my day.

[/obsequious]

[Urist Imiknorris]

Why did we have to make something so immensely popular, and what the hell was I thinking when I decided to run the third incarnation?

Those are the two questions I asked myself when I started Failcannon.

[Groveller]

Dwarf me, please. Grov, Alchemist (if alchemy is still the skill for our extra blocks), profession "transmuter". As soon as one becomes available, I want him set to be a blowgunner.

[peskyninja]

Forgot to put my custom profession Please change my custom profession to Caster.

[Mego]

By the way - did we ever settle on how exactly this fort proceeds from the previous?

I have a plan for that. It's just a matter of time before it gets implemented.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Wasn't it a universe-level reset?

[Urist McJoeBloggs]

Wow.  Been reading up on Battlefailed / Failcannon at a snail's pace since September.  Got up to Failcannon page 160 or so yesterday when I realized the fort is dying.  Looks like I put off decloaking for too long

Well better late than never!  I'd like to claim a dorf, name Urist McJoeBloggs, preferably something like an expert soapmaker or conversationalist who gets drafted for a !!Fun!! job ASAP.

And CatalystParadox, are you ok with me sigging that quote of yours?  And would you like your name on it?

[EmeraldWind]

I am going to regret this someday.

Dwarf me and give me a turn.

This will be my first Succession Fort, so I think this will be interesting. _{If it isn't interesting... then I will make it interesting.}