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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
- 23 (82.1%)
Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Author Topic: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25) (DEAD)  (Read 836334 times)

Johuotar

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2011, 03:57:21 am »

Im so glad Ill get chance to play so early on, much better to play fort that you can control rather than it controlling you!

Edit: Ill dorf myself at start of my turn.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2011, 04:04:24 am by Johuotar »
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2011, 04:00:58 am »

Dorfing please.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2011, 06:43:02 am »

Sign me up for a turn here, fellas. A dort would be nice if you somehow get a surgeon in a migrant wave.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2011, 07:57:52 am »

Sign me up.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2011, 08:06:57 am »

Dorf me!
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2011, 08:20:00 am »

Ooh, dwarf me!

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2011, 08:40:45 am »

Posting to follow.  Also, can I be a mason/miner?  I forgot to specify when I asked the first time.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2011, 10:18:12 am »

Dorfage requested!
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2011, 10:40:08 am »

So soon? I get the honor of the first turn?


Can somone get me a to-dorf list?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2011, 11:03:11 am »

First update!



We have arrived. I’m not good at this writing thing, but Mego tells me that “Overseers need to record their terms”. I also remember Mego saying that “I bet those fortresses are that way”. Well, that way turns out to end in a gods-forsaken wasteland. It’s bloody cold too, and I’m afraid the booze may end up freezing here. May Ovus Frothysuckers curse that Led and her orders.

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Well, the wagon is broken, so we are stuck here. I just hope the migrants she promised actually reach us. Proper lodgings are needed, and fast, so I told The Master and Mego to start digging. There are some skeletal reindeers wandering about, I’d rather not be noticed by them.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2011, 11:35:51 am »

another quick update, but noteworthy



Managed to bypass the aquifer, opening a cavern in the process. The Master says that we must NOT under any circumstances, dig any stone in the topmost layer of the cavern. As it may cause a flood of unexpected proportions.


We now have full access to the caverns, and the stone contained there, praise the ancestors! Told the miners to get digging, we need that stone.

Miners tell me they can’t find metal, just gems. Good job getting us here Mego.


We were attacked by skeletal muskoxen (?). We were alerted by the dying sounds of a dog. Conchobar charged them, axe at the ready, but was smashed against the snow, ThatAussieDwarf and gamewizardinnc soon followed.



Deathsword is dead. I, Mego, must say that I am not amused by what I saw in this journal. Urist has sealed of the entrances, both to the surface and the caverns, so we are safe for the moment.  The Master, however, is quite unhappy with all this. She never handled stress well, and I fear she may end up snapping.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2011, 11:49:59 am »

Oh. How surprising. Undead wildlife kill someone. At least it wasn't me this time.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2011, 12:38:52 pm »

Oh. How surprising. Undead wildlife kill someone. At least it wasn't me this time.
This proves that Hellcannon is the true successor to Failcannon.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2011, 01:36:53 pm »

Frankly, about half the deaths were due to dorfs rushing out to get the socks of the dead into the finished goods stockpile.


EDIT: Migrants are here. Dorfing time.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2011, 01:40:02 pm by Deathsword »
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2011, 01:52:59 pm »

I'm i...

* Dariush looks at the turn list

Huh. Well, all the better.

A dorfing please? The first legendary you get.
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