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Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Teneb]

Frankly, if the fort is to ever end we'll need to kill Kar in one way or another. The options I've thought of so far are atom-smashing, being encased in ice, osbisidianizing, and, my favorite, dropping him into a glowing pit so he can bring death and terror to whatever is down there.

[ThatAussieGuy]

My favorite, dropping him into a glowing pit so he can bring death and terror to whatever is down there.

I've done that.  All that lies in the glowing pits are emaciated kobolds chained and waving lamps upwards to get that glowing light effect.

[arcangelsd]

Frankly, if the fort is to ever end we'll need to kill Kar in one way or another. The options I've thought of so far are atom-smashing, being encased in ice, osbisidianizing, and, my favorite, dropping him into a glowing pit so he can bring death and terror to whatever is down there.

Well, I, while bored, created an paralel reality, in which he fought another demon with instarot powder, and he died just fine. Also, he did, for some reason, wear an "alder mail shirt" I don't know how did that happen.

[LordSlowpoke]

Frankly, if the fort is to ever end we'll need to kill Kar in one way or another. The options I've thought of so far are atom-smashing, being encased in ice, osbisidianizing, and, my favorite, dropping him into a glowing pit so he can bring death and terror to whatever is down there.

Well, I, while bored, created an paralel reality, in which he fought another demon with instarot powder, and he died just fine. Also, he did, for some reason, wear an "alder mail shirt" I don't know how did that happen.

Parallel realities have a known tendency to be unrealistic.

[Teneb]

Parallel realities have a known tendency to be unrealistic.

Would you mind if I sigged this?

Frankly, if the fort is to ever end we'll need to kill Kar in one way or another. The options I've thought of so far are atom-smashing, being encased in ice, osbisidianizing, and, my favorite, dropping him into a glowing pit so he can bring death and terror to whatever is down there.

Well, I, while bored, created an paralel reality, in which he fought another demon with instarot powder, and he died just fine. Also, he did, for some reason, wear an "alder mail shirt" I don't know how did that happen.

El Presidente won't just revive because you told him to.

[LordSlowpoke]

Parallel realities have a known tendency to be unrealistic.

Would you mind if I sigged this?

I wouldn't. Go ahead.

[Dinjoralo]

I'm getting to the end of Battlefailed the first, and let me tell ya, this has got to be one of the most hilarious reads I've had in a while. (Seriously, I laughed so much I got a headache) Everyone involved in this saga should be proud of themselves!

Also, I'm surprised nobody noticed my dorfs stupid title, though I guess only one person at a time needs to see that.

[Teneb]

Going to use this bump by Dinjoralo to poke a bit at arcangelsd and ask how is the turn going.


Seriously people, we're at page 182, Failcannon had 189 pages. We can't let this thread die before that.

[arcangelsd]

Going to use this bump by Dinjoralo to poke a bit at arcangelsd and ask how is the turn going.


Seriously people, we're at page 182, Failcannon had 189 pages. We can't let this thread die before that.

It's not going to die. I'm just.. embarassed by the LACK of things happening. FYI, I'm in autumn now, and ANYTHING has happened since last update. Well, if you want to read about dwarves getting boozed up, and me checking the fortress for possible weak points, I'll write about it, gladly.
And, of course, I'm not telling you about my secret plans.

[Mego]

We've gone over this already. Even if nobody posts in this thread, it will not die. Just like Hellcannon.

[Teneb]

And, of course, I'm not telling you about my secret plans.

If it's a pointless doomsday device like Failday, then you have my approval on the secrecy.

We've gone over this already. Even if nobody posts in this thread, it will not die. Just like Hellcannon.

I'm tempted to grab the save once arcangelsd finishes his turn to see how fast I can kill the fort.

[Dinjoralo]

I'm tempted to grab the save once arcangelsd finishes his turn to see how fast I can kill the fort.

Sounds like fun, but don't give the next Overseer too many ideas. If the fort dies, chances are what killed it will be everything in the universe hard to get rid of for any reclaim attempts.

[EmeraldWind]

Going to use this bump by Dinjoralo to poke a bit at arcangelsd and ask how is the turn going.


Seriously people, we're at page 182, Failcannon had 189 pages. We can't let this thread die before that.

It's not going to die. I'm just.. embarassed by the LACK of things happening. FYI, I'm in autumn now, and ANYTHING has happened since last update. Well, if you want to read about dwarves getting boozed up, and me checking the fortress for possible weak points, I'll write about it, gladly.
And, of course, I'm not telling you about my secret plans.

Why do I get the feeling that my turn is going to explode in my face? 
The question is do I let it or do I fight it...

[Ieb]

You should tell us all the boring details, actually. In a fort like this, telling how peaceful things are is equal to the most mindbreaking of horror stories.

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

It's also been a month now since Catalyst Paradox breached Hell; boring or not, details of any kind would be appreciated.