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Text and images. Old school is better.

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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!

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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Mego]

Or we could make statues out of all of the nobles, put them on a platform a few z-levels above a sea of magma, and hook up a lever to the single support holding it up.

[Eric Blank]

Then burrow them all on the platform with their statues!

Annual cleansing of the nobles?

[Urist Imiknorris]

Or just give them undefended surface dwellings.

[Darvi]

"Skeletal buzzard toppled statue of a useless noble"

[Strategia]

Flash-freeze nobles, carve statues, place statues lining the entry into the fortress from the surface. Create a lane of nobsicles to show any immigrating noble we mean business. And by business we mean ice.

[Mego]

Flash-freeze nobles, carve statues, place statues lining the entry into the fortress from the surface. Create a lane of nobsicles to show any immigrating noble we mean business. And by business we mean ice.

And by ice we mean MAGMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Teneb]

Flash-freeze nobles, carve statues, place statues lining the entry into the fortress from the surface. Create a lane of nobsicles to show any immigrating noble we mean business. And by business we mean ice.

And by ice we mean MAGMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, just ice.

[Darvi]

So you're saying just ice is for nobles only?

I am surprisingly okay with this,

[Strategia]

Flash-freeze nobles, carve statues, place statues lining the entry into the fortress from the surface. Create a lane of nobsicles to show any immigrating noble we mean business. And by business we mean ice.

And by ice we mean MAGMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, just ice.

Indeed. Magma is for elves and goblins, we don't want to waste Armok's Blood, and the exquisite death it deals, on some random noble who wants to have three steel rings produced when we've run out of flux stone. Maybe for an extremely, repeatedly annoying, high-ranking noble, or former overseers who turn traitor and try to instigate rebellion among the populace (I'm looking at you, Catalyst II), not for some two-bit upstart. To be doused in magma is great torture for our enemies, a horrible death most befitting their elvishness and goblin-ness, whereas it is a great honour among us dorfs to be doused in the Blood of the Blood God. (Which gives me an idea -  ҉ goblin skull block throne ҉ . SKULLS FOR THE  ҉ GOBLIN SKULL BLOCK THRONE ҉ !)

[peskyninja]

I JUST WANT A OPULENT TOMB!

[Strategia]

I JUST WANT A OPULENT TOMB MAGMA FLOW ROUTED THROUGH MY CHAMBERS!

[peskyninja]

3 days without reports, who's playing this turn?

[arcangelsd]

Mormota, I guess. But he had a bridge tournament this weeken or something like that.
So we'll wait!

[reteip9]

I'd like to request a turn and to be dorfed.
Name: reteip9
Labours: siege engineering and mechanics
Proffession: Crazy Scientist

[Mego]

I'd like to request a turn and to be dorfed.
Name: reteip9
Labours: siege engineering and mechanics
Proffession: Crazy Scientist

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Reading posts is great.

FOR THE SAKE OF WHAT IS LEFT OF MY SANITY AFTER ATTEMPTING SUPER KAIZO WORLD:

If you wish to be dorfed (or moved to the perpetual list if you're already on there), please put your request in the form that you see in the third post.

Fuck it, I'll worry about updating that post tomorrow.

Now my sanity is gone from playing Super Metroid Impossible.

Fucking bomb jumps.