Sorry about the double post.
Metaphysic Ah, screw it, I’m dead, who cares? It’s not like someone’s gonna read this, or anything.
So we started the works in the shooting gallery. You know, to blow off steam, all the lads here seem to need some chillin’ while taking potshots at demons. Given the historial of this fortress, it seems like the most appropriate pastime.
Sadly, when Deathsword was going to give it the final touch, something went up in flames. Even now, I have been incapable of discerning what was burning. What the hell is this fortress is made from? Explodium?
On other related news, the demons seem to be… retreating further into the places they own now. They all seem to be assembling in the panic room. All of them. I guess the non-euclidean architecture of HellCannon finally took a toll in their sanity and they panicked. I don’t know if this is awesome or horrific.
The demons keep clearing the caverns from undesirable guests. I thought that I was never going to say this, but they are doing quite a good job. It’s just impressive.
It seems that The Glorious President, with his brand new adamantine axe, took his first “danger lesson”, so that his skill, by... wait for it, 5th Felsite, is Competent in axes, shields, and has become quite the proficient fighter! Hooray!
Shit keeps being set in fire down there. I am surprised that we ain’t boiling up there yet.
What is that sound? Sounds like… a bear. We do have bears? And trolls. OH
SWEET ARMOK THE TROLLS WE DIDN’T SEAL THE MAIN ENTRANCE
The bear is keeping them in place thought. Well. Time for Kar Puwuncobi to earn a title, I guess. So they position next to the door and, wait, where’s Deathsword? NONONONO President! There are like seven trolls in there! Wait for backup…. Well, it doesn’t seem like he needs any of that…
(I was going to upload pictures of the combat log, but I think I’ll just post the kill list, and leave it speak for me)
A few seconds later into the fight, and he already earned a title: “Kar Puwuncobi XLII The Glorious President, The Grasping Nut of Bogs”
After the trolls, some wilddeath came in. Take your bets on what happened to them, if I tell you that the Presidente and a grizzly bear were in their path.
It seems that some demons picked a fight with clear a clear glass forgotten beast deep down in the fortress. The forgotten beast doesn't have time to attack, any of the demon's attacks can harm the beast. So, either threat has been neutralizated. it's so good when you can have twoo indestructible foes fighting among them, isn't it?
An elven caravan came to our fortress. I wondered how had they reached theplace. And then. I just had this realization: we had cleaned up the surface. For once again, we would be able to re-arm our outside traps. I told everybody to get going.
It wasn’t a good idea.
IT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA
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