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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
- 23 (82.1%)
Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Author Topic: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25) (DEAD)  (Read 836871 times)

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1365 on: January 13, 2012, 10:12:06 pm »

Hmm... I'd like to be dwarfed, if you don't mind. Male, militarydwarf if possible.
After that 0 population bit, who knows what'll happen in this fort [and likely Battlefailed 4, when it comes up]....

BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

By not following the dorfing request template, not only will you not be added to the list, but the community gets to wait EVEN LONGER for the highly-anticipated first update!

I may have ingested too much coffee...

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1366 on: January 13, 2012, 10:16:51 pm »

Gah Mego, stop teasing us!

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1367 on: January 13, 2012, 11:39:59 pm »

I knew I died once, am I dead again?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1368 on: January 13, 2012, 11:46:13 pm »

Never been resurrected.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1369 on: January 14, 2012, 11:33:13 am »

Ah.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1370 on: January 14, 2012, 01:04:21 pm »

Meeting Log, 1 Granite 209

Upon joining the meeting, TAD and CatalystParadox were confused as to why there were only two attendees. At that point, I realized I lack a body, and that TAD was occupying my former body. Fuck you.

I grabbed the body of a miner who was just lounging around and returned to the meeting. Satisfied that all members were present and tangible, the meeting began.

The first order of business was to figure out how to trap demons so we could extract their essence and use their power to prevent the Great Demon from returning to these lands. Demons are immune to water and magma, so simply killing them is not a viable option. However, as Catalyst pointed out, the mixture of the two liquids would create stone called Obsidian, which would trap and kill the demons while keeping their bodies intact. This is why I allow him to stay around.

TAD said that he had an idea of how to trap the demons in obsidian, using a simple but effective method. He drafted up blueprints very quickly, and laid them out for us to examine. It looked promising. The strange symmetry and dichotomy in it would addle the demons, rendering them unable to find their way into the fort. They would wander around the trap endlessly, waiting for us to encase them in obsidian. I suppose, for this ingenious plan, that I will not punish him for stealing my body.

Construction will initiate as soon as we find a suitable place for the trap.



Fortress Log

1st Granite

Upon hearing of Ieb's last creation, a personal army made up of the followers of Lūk, I decided to join. Military experience will make the others trust me more, and this squad seems like it won't be getting into much combat. An engraver by the name of Besmar also joined.

Also, I believe I may have found the perfect place for our trap. Preparations have been started.

2nd Granite

What the hell? A fire has spontaneously erupted near the magma forges, in the metal stockpile. It must be a sign that we are about to enter into dangerous territory. This excites me. The melting of much of our lead does not, however, so I will send some dwarves to take care of this.

5th Granite

The fire has burned itself out; however, there is much blood on the floor. All of it belongs to an Ast Asheninked, but, strangely enough, I cannot find a creature with that name on the unit list. Peculiar...

18th Granite

I can feel it. The blue metal is calling out to me. We must reach it so we can lay our trap.

Mego has cancelled Write In Journal: Gone Crazy

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1371 on: January 14, 2012, 01:05:31 pm »

Mego has cancelled Write In Journal: Gone Crazy
Mego cancels Going Crazy: Redundancy Apparent.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1372 on: January 14, 2012, 01:29:06 pm »

I never thought I'd say this, but magma is getting in the way. Everywhere that I want to mine has warm stone. Time for some experimentation.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1373 on: January 14, 2012, 01:30:17 pm »

That's always a problem if you want to dig out a huge room for magma forges.

I suggest turning off temp when doing that and subsequently turning it on afterwards.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1374 on: January 14, 2012, 01:33:52 pm »

Who said anything about magma forges?

*wink*

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1375 on: January 14, 2012, 01:36:03 pm »

Yeah that too.

So how much progress have we done with our resident fuck-y'all doomsday device, provided we started building one?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1376 on: January 14, 2012, 01:44:50 pm »

8th Slate, 209

Mego has finished a mysterious construction!

Also some migrants one migrant stoneworker showed up. There are about 15 goblins outside. Let's see who wins.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1377 on: January 14, 2012, 01:47:23 pm »

If that migrants manages to get in, please dorf me as him
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1378 on: January 14, 2012, 01:49:38 pm »

For kicks and giggles, I could stream the battle on my justin.tv stream. Anyone interested?

Also, do the doors require manual unlocking?

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1379 on: January 14, 2012, 01:54:45 pm »

For kicks and giggles, I could stream the battle on my justin.tv stream. Anyone interested?

Sure.

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Also, do the doors require manual unlocking?

Depends on who you want to target, I'd guess.
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