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Text and images. Old school is better.

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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Epithemius]

Mood: Ecstatic to the nth degree.

I felt exactly the same way the other day.

The master had a happiness score of over 1000.

It's like he broke the Border of Extasy or something.

He also hated toads. Fitting considering what kind of a dick the Master is.

"He also hated toads."

"He also hated toads."

"hated toads"

[Darvi]

Precisely.

[Ieb]

Urist Imiknorris had that position.

Actually, Urist has the position of Captain of the Guard.
Because I didn't want to take away their snazzy rooms, I just appointed my dorf as the Commander.

[Epithemius]

It's decided. The Master will burn in a doomsday device.
...
We need a doomsday device.

[Darvi]

Ah.

Eh, I don't know too much about those military ranks anyway.

I'd suggest letting Gizogin keep both his weapon and position as CMD. Because his ambushing and marksmanship skills are very good and because combat medics are badass.

We need a doomsday device.

Gizogin has it.

Also, Ieb,

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Have you found Mego yet?

[Ieb]

No. I haven't been trying to find anything speshul so far, besides trying to manage the fort as if it was my own.

Which is sort of hard, because I'm teetering between starting to make a proper instone fort over here, and wondering whether or not plague the next guy with bazillion pieces of rock all over the fucking place.

[Gizogin]

Journal of Gizogin, Rawmedic

Ow, my hand.  Or rather, the stump where my hand used to be.  I was just minding my own business, when out of Nowhere (where I keep my ghost-journals), this massive beast appeared!  Fortunately, I, along with some of my military companions, succeeded in putting it down, but not before it managed to tear my hand off.  Thanks to my (newly discovered) extensive history of medical training, I was able to quickly stop the bleeding and stabilize the wound.  Unfortunately, there's not much more I can do with it except keep it as clean as possible to avoid infection.  Also, I'm totally left-handed.  Always have been.  Yup.
Anyway, I have to hand it to The Master, this bow he made is really something.  I'm usually more of a hammer-dwarf, but the craftsdwarfship on this bow is of the highest quality.  Completely unbreakable, accurate to a range of 500m, and pretty nice to look at as well.  If only I had some arrows to go with it, and another hand so that I might more effectively make use of it.

Wait a minute...

Haha!  I have succeeded where none have tried before!  It's astounding!  Revolutionary, even!  I fashioned a simple mechanism to allow me to use my bow to its full effect, without sacrificing maneuverability or practicality.  I simply attach it to the stump of my right wrist, and it allows me to hold and aim the bow while drawing the string with my left hand (because I'm totally left-handed, as I said.  Stop doubting me.  Look, if I were right-handed, how could I be writing this journal without my right hand?).  Still in need or more arrows, though.

(Adept Swordsdwarf?  Lost my right hand?  Am I Jaime Lannister now?)

[Darvi]

I just realized. How could Thor do any harm if he was hospitalised?

(Adept Swordsdwarf?  Lost my right hand?  Am I Jaime Lannister now?)

Are you a blonde? I didn't check. No wait that's Tyrion.

Also, the Mosus who killed Kul, that wasn't me was it?

[Ieb]

Oh uhh, two things. Darvi: Berserk dorfs overcome any obstacle in order to murder others. They just crawled over to the sleeping speardorf and bashed their head in.

And uhhh Gizogin, I did my usual mistake of stating that "they lost their right hand" when I meant "they lost their right arm".

Sorry about that. What with you already having made a journal post and all that.

[Darvi]

Oh uhh, two things. Darvi: Berserk dorfs overcome any obstacle in order to murder others. They just crawled over to the sleeping speardorf and bashed their head in.

Oh. Right.

Poor dwarf, they only had one missing tooth as a an injury too.

And uhhh Gizogin, I did my usual mistake of stating that "they lost their right hand" when I meant "they lost their right arm".

Not much of a hindrance. Heheh.

[Gizogin]

I just realized. How could Thor do any harm if he was hospitalised?

(Adept Swordsdwarf?  Lost my right hand?  Am I Jaime Lannister now?)

Are you a blonde? I didn't check. No wait that's Tyrion.

I haven't seen my info screen, so I don't know about appearance and personality.  I am, however, a girl now, which is a somewhat large flaw in my comparison.

Also, ninja'd twice.

Oh uhh, two things. Darvi: Berserk dorfs overcome any obstacle in order to murder others. They just crawled over to the sleeping speardorf and bashed their head in.

And uhhh Gizogin, I did my usual mistake of stating that "they lost their right hand" when I meant "they lost their right arm".

Sorry about that. What with you already having made a journal post and all that.

Meh, I'll just retcon the hand-attachment into a full-blown mechanical arm.  I am a rawmancer and medical dwarf, after all.

[Darvi]

You're Cersei then.

I also checked. There is only one Mosus, meaning that I krilled the thing.

I feel so awesome right now.

[Gizogin]

Actually, having checked my character page, my personality reminds me of Brienne's. 



Shouldn't I be at least Gizogin IV by now, though?  Oh, and my last name (or whatever you call it) translates to "Channelskulls."  Awesome.
I checked out my bow, too.  Its name is Vinerays, and it's encrusted with native platinum, so I'll consider it awesome.

[Darvi]

Dunno, the dorfing list said it was the third.

Also, your bow has a barrel engraved on it. Dorfy.

[Newbunkle]

It's good to see a good, old-fashioned update again.

I agree, that was a really nice update. I've been finding this hard to follow but my interest is restored.