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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[ThatAussieGuy]

We have an obsidian penis in front of the fortress. No matter how The Master made it, it is still an obsidian penis. We're keeping it.

That quote belongs in a MUSEUM!  Or at least the OP.

[Deviled]

now we have the quote for Freud was right

[Mego]

We have an obsidian penis in front of the fortress. No matter how The Master made it, it is still an obsidian penis. We're keeping it.

That quote belongs in a MUSEUM!  Or at least the OP.

Fine, I'll OP-quote myself.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Added MesACrowd to the TvTropes page.

I'm surprised you never added anything for Swordthunders post-checkerboard, to be honest.

Silly humans! I didn't use dfhack, I PRAYED TO ARMOK AND HE MADE IT RAIN!!!

Disclaimer:
Not all prayers to armok, or armok related sacrificed, devices or miracles will translate into miracular rains of magma, obsidian or body parts, neither will it result in any guaranteed containable manner, all prayers should be used at the discretion of the discerning follower of armok, armok is not responsible for misuse of prayers, magma, or obsidian. Any irregularities in your magma based products are solely the responsibility of the worshiper and the quality of their sacrifice and/or prayers. Have a great day!

So THAT'S why my virgin sacrifices aren't working!  *facepalms*.  All I wanted was a rain of obsidian to build a foreboding castle atop a cliff with.  Is that so much to ask?

Also, I fixed your spelling.

[EmeraldWind]

Silly humans! I didn't use dfhack, I PRAYED TO ARMOK AND HE MADE IT RAIN!!!

I see Armok as more annoyed with prayers than pleased...

Armok: HAR HAR HAR. This 'ere feller wants "magma" ter fall from the 'eavens... These dwarves jerst don't understand what it takes to brew a nice flagon of worldblood... Tell ye what, ye can have all the worldblood that dribbles down me chin when I take me next drink... Besides, yer world will be ripe for the drink soon enough...

It is said, the worlds are the divine fruit of the Mother Tree. The souls of the living are commanded to rise in life and collect flavor. Every soul that creepeth upon the face of the world toils and collects flavor with their works. And so every soul in death must be drawn into the magma sea with the flavor they collected to ferment Armok's brew. Thus when the fruit is ripe, Armok may drink himself flat and all souls return back to Armok giving him a headache the morning after.  And lo, Armok in his godly hangover may barf forth the cleansed souls of the living christening the roots of the Mother Tree, giving life and sustenance to the fruit. And the cycle continues once more.

I really must go to sleep... I think of some very strange crap when I'm tired. E: Made Armok's words more Armoky...

[Darvi]

I'm surprised you never added anything for Swordthunders post-checkerboard, to be honest.

The place has a page too?

[ThatAussieGuy]

I'm surprised you never added anything for Swordthunders post-checkerboard, to be honest.

The place has a page too?

If it does, I never saw it. 

Oh, while I remember;  Can I get a redwarfing when the current Overlord gets around to un-Mastering everyone? 

That Aussie Dwarf
Wiley Genius
Metalworker of some sort, for preference.

[Karakzon]

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Added MesACrowd to the TvTropes page.

I'm surprised you never added anything for Swordthunders post-checkerboard, to be honest.

Silly humans! I didn't use dfhack, I PRAYED TO ARMOK AND HE MADE IT RAIN!!!

Disclaimer:
Not all prayers to armok, or armok related sacrificed, devices or miracles will translate into miracular rains of magma, obsidian or body parts, neither will it result in any guaranteed containable manner, all prayers should be used at the discretion of the discerning follower of armok, armok is not responsible for misuse of prayers, magma, or obsidian. Any irregularities in your magma based products are solely the responsibility of the worshiper and the quality of their sacrifice and/or prayers. Have a great day!

So THAT'S why my virgin sacrifices aren't working!  *facepalms*.  All I wanted was a rain of obsidian to build a foreboding castle atop a cliff with.  Is that so much to ask?

Also, I fixed your spelling.

Much appreciated.
Armok dosent have priests, he has warrior lawyers who account for every drop of blood, and Gods forbid you dont fufill your quota.

[Darvi]

when the current Overlord gets around to un-Mastering everyone?

Said Overseer should also make their custom profession "Overseer of Rassilon".

[Archereon]

^^ BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

[Mego]

when the current Overlord gets around to un-Mastering everyone?

Said Overseer should also make their custom profession "Overseer of Rassilon".

And then the next one shall be "The Doctor"?

[stormtemplar]

Already a dwarf named the doctor in the save.

[Mego]

I'm assuming that's the one dwarf who's not "The Master".

What about Donna, Wilfred, Rossiter, and Addams?

[The Master]

I wanted to do wilfred, but I didn't have time.

[stormtemplar]

He was too busy praying for phallic obsidian towers and bringing hell upon the world to dorf anyone else. Normal year in hellcannon.