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Author Topic: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught  (Read 5500 times)

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Re: The Dwarven SWAT Team
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2011, 03:27:01 pm »

Urist Mcfacemelter raised his head from his book with a look of apathy.
Hmm, yes, I suppose I can go with that plan.
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Re: The Dwarven SWAT Team
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2011, 03:32:50 pm »

Gimdris is totally a female Dwarf too, Adwarf. :P
What do you mean? :3
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Re: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2011, 04:04:11 pm »

Blood does not speak, he only axes people with EXTREME PREJUDICE!!!

Edit: But yeah, he goes with the plan.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2011, 04:05:59 pm by Johnfalcon99977 »
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Re: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2011, 04:36:17 pm »

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Re: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2011, 04:38:31 pm »

Is this closed for anyone else wanting to join? :S

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Re: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2011, 04:44:13 pm »

Hail of Arrows - McRanger fires a large group of arrows in quick succession at his foe, or foes.
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Re: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2011, 08:15:52 pm »

Gimdris grunted, which was the extent of her emotional response. If everyone was dead, that probably included most of her friends and family. Damn Elves!


Blood, Jenkins, Mcfacemelter-you three set up an ambush here. Me and McRanger will draw the Elves here, and you spring the trap. Any questions?"


"Very well then."
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Re: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2011, 07:33:58 am »

Gimdris thinks for a moment and quickly makes a plan:
"Blood, Jenkins, Mcfacemelter-you three set up an ambush here. Me and McRanger will draw the Elves here, and you spring the trap. Any questions?"
Everyone agrees with the plan and Gimdris prepares a weak cave spider venom arrow while Blood, Jenkins and McFacemelter hide behind a corner. After that she takes a deep breath and walks towards the meeting hall with McRanger. When they reach the door McRanger takes a step forward and opens the door.
"Hey ugly treehuggers! Follow me!"
They run as fast as they can with nine elves following them until they reach the dining room. As soon as Gimdris gets through the door she jumps high in the air and fires an arrow, aiming for the elf that can almost reach her(...). The arrow hits the elf in his right arm and he drops his wooden sword. Leeroy tries to stab a bow wielding one(...) but misses completely. Sir blood takes his sword(...) and also misses while McFacemelter takes a better look at what they are dealing with: There are 9 elves, 5 of them have a wooden sword and 4 of them have a bow. One of them has an arrow stuck in right arm and his sword dropped on the floor.
What do you do...
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« Last Edit: November 08, 2011, 01:40:39 pm by Keff »
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Re: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2011, 09:11:34 am »

"Blaaaaaaaadestooooooorm!"
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Re: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2011, 09:19:14 am »

Mcfacemelter mind flays one of the bow elves while screaming "Madness consume you!"
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Re: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2011, 10:19:01 am »

Is this closed for anyone else wanting to join? :S
No I'll put them in a waiting list
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Re: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2011, 11:20:57 am »

Gimdris training took over-fire, reload, keep moving...she kicked over a table for cover and took aim at a young female Elf wielding a composite longbow ahead of her-the strength required to nock and fire it properly would have been impossible for a normal human of that size, but the Elf managed it as if it were a toy. She grunted-Gimdris supposed the Elf Girl was considered quite beautiful by most standards-and she seemed afraid, which was understandable. Gimdris did hesitate for a half second out of pity, or maybe scorn-but they had trained her well to ignore these emotions-in a few moments, she was just another enemy. She clicked the trigger of her crossbow...

"Send these pointy eared bastard to the Abyss!" She roared!

She decided to take down the enemy rangers first-Elves were not shabby fighting hand to hand, but hardly as tough as Dwarves. Their archers on the other hand...Gimdris had seen entire squads of Dwarves go down in the space of a 30 seconds to a storm of wooden shafts. Luckily, these were amateurs-they had run straight into the trap, not even bothering to get into battle formation, and they had scant precious time to take advantage of the confusion. She was already looking for the right one-he would probably be tall and handsome, wearing the best armor, and instead of a wooden shortblade, he would have a deadly long katana. The Squad Commander. Assuming this sorry lot had one, he would soon try to rally his troops-and Gimdris would put an end to him.

Action: Shoot under cover! Target the Elves with bows, prioritizing one already damaged if possible.

Secondary action: Gimdris tries to spot the squad commander of the Elves, if they have one.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2011, 11:37:21 am by Dwarmin »
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Re: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2011, 01:57:27 pm »

Is this closed for anyone else wanting to join? :S
No I'll put them in a waiting list

Ah well then I guess you know what I'm going to ask next ;]

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Re: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2011, 03:45:30 pm »

Use Hail of Arrows upon the Elves Stupid Pointy eared bastards
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Re: Dwarven SWAT Team: The Brass Onslaught
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2011, 05:02:02 pm »

Smash any elf within twenty meters.
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