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[Elfeater]

THe Nyan cat flies away and the legendary dodger of a dwarf rolls!

[Fniff]

Fniff puts a gun to his head and says "Dodge this." and fires.

[Elfeater]

The dwarf dodges

[mcclay]

The planes stop sooting in the area Fniff is to let him kill the godmodding bastard.

[Elfeater]

THe dwarf diggs a hole and hides from Fniff

[Fniff]

Fniff jumps down and kills the dwarf with his 44.

[Elfeater]

The dwarf gets hit many times and sighs... He falls asleep to regain energy why his friend the Nyan cat begins to rape Fniffs ears.

[mcclay]

Air to cave missiles fill the hole and explode. ((please stop godmodding,  its getting on my not easily mounted nerves.))

[Roboboy33]

You broke. My. Monicle. I am now thepissedoffcat. Tophat of head explosion the sparkling blood. Acti-fucking-vate. The nyan is so bad that your souls are ripped from your bodies. You now rot in the HFS for armoks entire life.


  ninjas: 8 ninjas. They are affected by the tophat.

[Elfeater]

THe dwarf sighs and goes to Valhalla. His bretheren arive to Avenge his untimely death.

[Fniff]

Fniff realizes that Valhalla isn't related to Dwarves, thus meaning that there won't be any comrades to help. Puff of logic!

"Logic, bitch!" He yells.

[mcclay]

The nyan cat rages as it is shoot up and in its death theros kills some of the fleet. The Dwarves are quickly takne vare of sue to them all being chessemakers recurtied 5 seconds ago.

[Elfeater]

The viking dwarves curse as thier cheese supplies run low. They invade multiple cities to find said cheese. Then content return to thier home.

[Fniff]

Fniff fires at the Viking Dwarves since they seem to be completely unaware Fniff survived.

[Elfeater]

The Viking dwarves take no heed as the begin plotting to fill trhe world with magam.