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wypie

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You know....
« on: November 04, 2011, 11:28:52 am »

I like how dwarves are afraid of a rabbits but elks run away from them.... WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
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Re: You know....
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2011, 11:34:15 am »

I take it you've never met an angry rabbit.
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Re: You know....
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2011, 11:42:43 am »

I take it you've never met an angry rabbit.

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Rabbits are mean, even without getting into Monty Python. TV Tropes has two entire tropes devoted to the idea: "Killer Rabbit" (cute fuzzy things that can destroy you), and "Hair-Raising Hare" (rabbits and rabbit-relatives in particular).
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Re: You know....
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2011, 12:03:29 pm »

Didn't you ever read Watership Down when you were little? Or watch the movie?

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Yeah. General Woundwort ain't no friggin' Easter bunny.

P.S. For anybody who hasn't read it yet, it's an excellent book. Go get it.
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2011, 12:16:53 pm »

Ah, Watership Down, the movie that taught any number of parents that, no, animation is not automatically for kids. Even if it has bunnies in it. Especially if it has bunnies in it. I love how the book is even more horrifying.
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And seriously, bunny ferocity in battle aside, if you ever hear a rabbit scream, you will never again question that they can be terrifying. A fox cry (which can be pretty damn unsettling if you don't know what it is) has nothing on a rabbit scream.

And then there are the vorpal bunnies, of course.
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Re: You know....
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2011, 01:37:07 pm »

ninja bunnies?

and I once had a time where a dwarf used a blowgun to kill a cougar (with it trying to run away)
just to find some seconds later that he was scared of a turkey
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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2011, 01:50:58 pm »

Fricking huge image.

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No way I would run from that.

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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2011, 01:59:08 pm »

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Re: You know....
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2011, 02:00:21 pm »

More bigness

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Re: You know....
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2011, 02:11:01 pm »

bun bun in sluggy freelance

nuf said

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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2011, 02:18:20 pm »

he's got teeth like...he can jump......JUST LOOK AT THE BOOONESSS!
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2011, 02:20:11 pm »

Cuthbert Blanedale Frunk...
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Re: You know....
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2011, 02:25:45 pm »

Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well we warned you, we warned you. Next time a skeletal bunny jumps into your fortress and kills everything just remember how it's just a little bunny eh?

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« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2011, 02:27:50 pm »

I know a woman who had a rabbit as a pet. One day, she and her husband were in bed having sex and the rabbit hopped on the bed and bit the guy in the balls. Don't mess with rabbits.

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