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Not to nitpick, but ferrets aren't rodents, they're weasels, which are carnivorous. Less "my teeth will go through anything!", more "my teeth were made specifically to go through flesh".

Oh god. I bet you that ferret read Twilight. Was it female?

[Vindictus]

Not to nitpick, but ferrets aren't rodents, they're weasels, which are carnivorous. Less "my teeth will go through anything!", more "my teeth were made specifically to go through flesh".

Oh god. I bet you that ferret read Twilight. Was it female?

Eh, I know technically ferrets aren't part of the rodent family, but I generally use a 'Close enough' grouping system for animals rather than look up their exact tree.

Also, weaselly things actually attack veins and the throat on instinct. It's very efficient and allows them to bleed much larger creatures in a suprise attack, making them much more dangerous than you'd assume for their size.

EDIT- Yeah, it was female. The male [Sebastian] was much more likable, and a lazy fatass.

[Girlinhat]

Cut the Twilight chatter now pls, let's just not invoke that anywhere on the forums, kthnx.

And actually, you can mod vermin to transmit diseases.  Bees already have all the right RAW data to work it.  Just mod rats to have a vermin bite, and a syndrome, and if that syndrome can be spread via bodily fluids then you've got a plague on your hands!  That'd invoke a lot of need for cats/other vermin hunters, to keep your people healthy.

[Wannazzaki]

Referring back to half way through the thread, HAH i was already a furry! I am victorious!

[restricted]

Referring back to half way through the thread, HAH i was already a furry! I am victorious!

There is no winning in furrydom.

I think we've derailed this thread.

[Oliolli]

...but I think major plagues only if you've had contact with a civ who's also got the plague. So therefore its your fault.

The players fault for not sterilizing the merchants or diplomats with magma first. I'm guessing Necro would never get the plague.

[person012345]

I used to have guinea pigs. They pretty much just sat there. Not that terrifying, really.

[Virodhi]

Now I want vorpal bunnies. Can you divide animals into castes? It'd be fun to have a random percentage of rabbits turn out to be aggressive and carp-like in their deadliness.

ETA: Never mind. Wiki magic comes to the rescue once again. Mwahahaa. Tremble, dwarves!

[rhesusmacabre]

Since someone mentioned ferrets...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/nov/02/squirrel-like-mammal-dinosaurs-patagonia

[C0NNULL]

I'm late to the conversation, but don't care. I've had 5 stinky pure thieves, Suaibhneas being the current loner. Nope, not rodents. But Miadhail, my 2nd, once gave me a kiss in the nose like a bulldog to a bull. Them little canines can hurt, and I mean bad. If she were not as confused as I and my friend, (pet,) and let me grab her jowl, I'd have been in hospital, I reckon. (I'd use a furo for nose-piercings, I would. As it was, it was only the second nose bleed I've had - the first being a broken nose when a fellow tried to save a volleyball I was saving and his knee made passionate love to my nose.)

Back in Virginia, there was a hurricane, can't remember the name, 2003? (I was near ground zero at Andrew, whatever this was called was boring,) and I let a few female acquaintances stay over while their power was out. Miadhail once bit Jen? on the c-little-oris while sleeping on the couch, and while I heard the resulting shriek, I can't imagine that wake-up call to the receiver.

There are at least two rails in this thread, and I chose this one.

- Rail Maintenance Department -

[ZeroSumHappiness]

:O

[ASCIt]

Two of my past hamsters tried to eat each other once.

[Eric Blank]

Bit on the clitoris, hehehe.

You'd think our pets wanted revenge for getting them fixed.

[Girlinhat]

How, exactly, does a girl manage to sleep in such a way that exposes that portion to biting?  I mean, I know ferrets are wiggly little critters, but I'm trying to imagine all the ways that I could manage to sleep like that, and the only conclusion I can come to is a rather spread-eagle and buck-naked nap.  Which, if so, congrats to you my friend.  You're a boss for having her stay over.  Otherwise, you may question if she were actually asleep *wink~*

[Eric Blank]

Doesn't necessarily need to be that spread out for some malignant little weasels to get in.

And thin shorts is probable as well.