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Author Topic: Ah... the days of being a noob...  (Read 2697 times)

Oliolli

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Re: Ah... the days of being a noob...
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2011, 02:51:46 am »

High traffic doesn't make them go faster--red paint does!
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Re: Ah... the days of being a noob...
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2011, 07:54:48 am »

I've had very fun situation in my early days of playing the game. Le's describe it from the point of view of my dwarves.

Urist McExp.Leader: I've ordered you to build a well in our dining room, are you ready?
Urist McMason: Yes, all OK.
Urist McMiner: We've dug a ladder down to the cave lake level, and a hole for the rope with bucket near. Urist McMason has installed a well over it.
Urist McExp.Leader: Is the thing secure?
Urist McMason: Absolutely! The waters of the lake are separated from the inner pool by means of underwater fortifications, I've carved.
Urist McForgottenBeast: (coming out of the well) :trollface:. You're wrong.
Urist McMiner, McMason: FFFUUU!!!

As there were no good military, emergency fortress evacuation aka abandoning had to be used later.

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Re: Ah... the days of being a noob...
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2011, 08:02:58 am »

Cronological order:
-Create a world? What kind of game asks you to create a world?
-Embarking? Where in a ship?
-Mountain homes blabla bla shelter bla bla bla lions bla hungry
-What are those faces? cities? And that big retangle?
-Ordered some areas to mined and channeled.
-"I SAID CHANNELS NOT RAMPS!"
-Mastered mining(?)
-Build some beds and create a nice house for my 7.
-What the hell this purple think is?
-Mastered "k"
-Why every one has a blinking blue arrow?
-Urist Mcexpeditionleader is throwing a tamtrum.
-Every one dies.
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