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[Yoink]

Well, that's handy!
>Go find computer. Open web browser. Go to Google. Type in the game's name. SEARCH. Download.

This here's tricky stuff!

[Svarte Troner]

>Break out into a random fit of exercising.

[peglegpengeuin]

>Break out into a random fit of exercising.

We can lift weights at the gym later. Right now we need to sosh-al-ize.

[applesauce machine]

>Go to install the game; forget what you were doing on your COMPUTER in the first place; squander time; ask UNNAMED AND HIGHLY EFFEMINATE MALE FRIEND why the hell you two aren't playing a game yet.

[freeformschooler]

>Computer
>Open internet
>Download
>Search
>Install game



You HATE complicated things, and you don't know how to do any of those except install the game. And the game is right here, on this LUDICROUSLY SMALL GAME DISC. You don't have one of those fancy NUGOGGLES, so you'll have to deal with waiting for it to install on your REGULAR GOGGLES. Speaking of your GOGGLES, you seem to have misplaced them! Where could they be?

E:

Spoiler: Art (click to show/hide)

At first the art for this update looked too good, so I erased and redrew it until it looked appropriately awful.

[Qloos]

>Furrow unibrow in frustration.

[peglegpengeuin]

Didn't we lend our goggles to SNOBBY RICH GIRL?

[freeformschooler]

Didn't we lend our goggles to SNOBBY RICH GIRL?

Don't you mean UNNAMED AND HILARIOUSLY VOLUPTUOUS FEMALE FRIEND? Because no. Also no more updates either until TONIGHT or TOMORROW.

[Svarte Troner]

>Furrow unibrow in frustration.

[freeformschooler]

>Furrow your unibrow.



You furrow your unibrow so hard that your furrows show through your hair like a bad webcomic artist who adds the facial expression after everything else. wait a minute

Oh hey look, UNNAMED FEMALE FRIEND is messaging you.

[Toaster]

Check the message.  At the same time, determine if the correct pronunciation is "S-Game" or "Skame."  Use the other in an effort to annoy people.

[woose1]

Stroke magnificent chin thoughtfully, then check the message.

[Heliman]

>Sissy female friend: Be DANDY.

[quip]

Watching.

[freeformschooler]

>PP: Check the message.



You begrudgingly message back UNNAMED AND HILARIOUSLY VOLUPTUOUS FEMALE FRIEND.

Spoiler: Messagelog (click to show/hide)

WILDNSEXY began messaging PHALLATHEPUNK.
WILDNSEXY: Phalllaaaa...
PHALLATHEPUNK: WHAT. WAHT IS IT.
WILDNSEXY: Your other friend messaged me. He was quite concerned for youuu!
PHALLATHEPUNK: WHY.
WILDNSEXY: He says you tooold him that you would install the game...
WILDNSEXY: Buuut, he says you're not online, and that means you haven't yet installed the game, which means you're too much of an incompetent baboon to insert a disc into a pair of goggles!
PHALLATHEPUNK: UGH.
PHALLATHEPUNK: I SWER. SOMETIME YOU ARE SUCH A BIT.
WILDNSEXY: A bit?
PHALLATHEPUNK: A BITVH.
WILDNSEXY: A bitvh?
PHALLATHEPUNK: FORGT IT. PHALLA CAN"T FIND GOGGELS.
WILDNSEXY: They're in your treasure box.
WILDNSEXY: Remember?
WILDNSEXY: You told me you were scared of getting water on them.
PHALLATHEPUNK: OH YEH.
PHALLATHEPUNK: BY
WILDNSEXY: Oh yeeeah. Have you picked a simulation yet?
PHALLATHEPUNK intentionally closed the program.