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[Jopax]

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And go!

Mine is an M4 Sherman with a 105 mm HE cannon and a girl friend from my home city, with enough supplies i think we could do pretty fine

[Bdthemag]

Nail Bat. I am okay with this.

And I don't text people at all, so I guess im alone.

[SalmonGod]

An old neighbor who has kids about the same age as mine, so we babysit and do playdates and stuff.

A magical bow that sets things on fire.

The survival partner is rather bubbly with very questionable willpower... but appears fairly tall and well-built.  Don't know how she'd do.

I have about an hour of practice with a bow & arrow in my entire lifetime.  Probably going to be an issue.

[TheBronzePickle]

Last person I texted is a big tough friend of mine who lives in a nearby town. Weapon is the AK-74/2 from STALKER using the more common ammo type. I'd have to get used to firing automatic, but I'm pretty sure the gun would be able to mow down zombies just as easily as it did the bloodsucker that just tried to kill me.

[RedKing]

My wife, and an elven longsword.

Yeah, we're in trouble. Remind me to try this again after playing as the Pyro in TF2.  Infinite flamethrower FTW.

[Flying Dice]

My wife, and an elven longsword.

Yeah, we're in trouble. Remind me to try this again after playing as the Pyro in TF2.  Infinite flamethrower FTW.

The zeds all want to give you flaming hugs!

No one, as I don't text, and a fleet of planetary bombardment platforms that fire volleys of dozens of thermonuclear missiles with boosted radioactive fallout. For some reason this doesn't seem like it will end well.

[Zaerosz]

...I'm really hoping Yu-Gi-Oh cards don't count as weapons in the video games. If they don't, I get to use that mine launcher thing from Ratchet & Clank: Gladiator. At the highest level. If they do I'm forced to hope they're zombies who can play card games.

[Loud Whispers]

...I'm really hoping Yu-Gi-Oh cards don't count as weapons in the video games. If they don't, I get to use that mine launcher thing from Ratchet & Clank: Gladiator. At the highest level. If they do I'm forced to hope they're zombies who can play card games.

Zombies on motorcycles.

[Zaerosz]

...I'm really hoping Yu-Gi-Oh cards don't count as weapons in the video games. If they don't, I get to use that mine launcher thing from Ratchet & Clank: Gladiator. At the highest level. If they do I'm forced to hope they're zombies who can play card games.

Zombies on motorcycles.

ZOMBIES ON MOTORCYCAAAAALS

[RedWarrior0]

Let's see... A friend of mine who's also 17 and also probably not in that good shape, or my girlfriend. Don't know which.

An M1 Garand (Caravaneer). Or, if D&D on the Internet counts, either Cure Light Wounds if it counts as a weapon, or a quarterstaff. Although I never actually used the quarterstaff.

[Flying Dice]

...I'm really hoping Yu-Gi-Oh cards don't count as weapons in the video games. If they don't, I get to use that mine launcher thing from Ratchet & Clank: Gladiator. At the highest level. If they do I'm forced to hope they're zombies who can play card games.

Zombies on motorcycles.

ZOMBIES ON MOTORCYCAAAAALS

For AMERICA!

[scriver]

Lightning magic, or a steel mace, and my brother.

...I guess he can play guitar, at least.

[Dave1004]

I live in Canada, in the far north, on a farm. The closest civilization is a town ~90 miles south. My father runs a cattle farm, and we have fields upon fields of wheat/alfalfa/lentils. An underground river as well, plus an old-fashioned "Water-wheel" (I know, I forgot the name..) Oh, and don't forget the back-up pump well (Power outages are fairly common here.)

We could survive pretty well. I have my own crossbow (Which is a bitch to use, I mean, it's almost impossible to load it! Thing's hardcore), and a few simple rifles. Bucketloads on munitions although, and lots of stored food. We've always stockpiled things like candles, food, toilet paper, batteries, flashlights, etc etc. We have a strong wood stove and a literal forest surrounding us, plus a surprisingly large amount of game.

I would find myself a shark suit, grab a hunting crossbow, and stay home. I estimate that we could survive about two years on initial resources, and up to half a decade with farming and ranching.

[Kadzar]

Let's see... A friend of mine who's also 17 and also probably not in that good shape, or my girlfriend. Don't know which.

An M1 Garand (Caravaneer). Or, if D&D on the Internet counts, either Cure Light Wounds if it counts as a weapon, or a quarterstaff. Although I never actually used the quarterstaff.

So long as they're D&D zombies, you should be good. Otherwise, you might just end up making them stronger.

[ChairmanPoo]

Lightning magic, or a steel mace, and my brother.

...I guess he can play guitar, at least.

My wife, and an elven longsword.

Yeah, we're in trouble. Remind me to try this again after playing as the Pyro in TF2.  Infinite flamethrower FTW.

I didn't know we could choose those kind of things!

In this case, I'll take Pope Ratzinger and a few dozens of turn undead scrolls.