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[Starver]

C) Raid the local military base/air force armory. Attempt to get father to attach vulcan cannon from an A10 to my car. Get smacked upside head.

Yeah... You know the old urban legend about the barely recognisable remains of car that had had JATOL rockets attached to it, ending up half way up a cliff, or something...  Are you planning on doing the same thing, but backwards?  The gun gives more recoil than both the Warthog engines provide forward thrust, albeit for only brief moments of time.  Without the ammo-bin limits imposed by needing to intentionally take off, I suspect you could probably get overenthusiastic about the firing times you employ, and all the time the bins are getting emptier and emptier. 


(Actually, isn't the A10 weapon called the Avenger, or something?  And what kind of zombies are you expecting, needing uranium-cored armour-piercing rounds to be fired at them at a rate of 50-70 rounds every second?  I think you've got other problems if you're needing one of them!)

((edit: Just decided to look it up on Wiki.  And on the article for the GAU-8/A Avenger, there's a picture of the gun next to an old-style VW Beetle.  Yeah.  That makes me want to get back to my old model-making practice where I'd Scratch-Build-A-Mad-Max-Vehicle... ))

[Flying Dice]

C) Raid the local military base/air force armory. Attempt to get father to attach vulcan cannon from an A10 to my car. Get smacked upside head.

Yeah... You know the old urban legend about the barely recognisable remains of car that had had JATOL rockets attached to it, ending up half way up a cliff, or something...  Are you planning on doing the same thing, but backwards?  The gun gives more recoil than both the Warthog engines provide forward thrust, albeit for only brief moments of time.  Without the ammo-bin limits imposed by needing to intentionally take off, I suspect you could probably get overenthusiastic about the firing times you employ, and all the time the bins are getting emptier and emptier. 


(Actually, isn't the A10 weapon called the Avenger, or something?  And what kind of zombies are you expecting, needing uranium-cored armour-piercing rounds to be fired at them at a rate of 50-70 rounds every second?  I think you've got other problems if you're needing one of them!)

Well obviously he needs it to deal with the giant, titanium coated zombies that are being produced by the U.S. government for the third Gulf War.

[MaximumZero]

C) Raid the local military base/air force armory. Attempt to get father to attach vulcan cannon from an A10 to my car. Get smacked upside head.

Yeah... You know the old urban legend about the barely recognisable remains of car that had had JATOL rockets attached to it, ending up half way up a cliff, or something...  Are you planning on doing the same thing, but backwards?  The gun gives more recoil than both the Warthog engines provide forward thrust, albeit for only brief moments of time.  Without the ammo-bin limits imposed by needing to intentionally take off, I suspect you could probably get overenthusiastic about the firing times you employ, and all the time the bins are getting emptier and emptier. 


(Actually, isn't the A10 weapon called the Avenger, or something?  And what kind of zombies are you expecting, needing uranium-cored armour-piercing rounds to be fired at them at a rate of 50-70 rounds every second?  I think you've got other problems if you're needing one of them!)

((edit: Just decided to look it up on Wiki.  And on the article for the GAU-8/A Avenger, there's a picture of the gun next to an old-style VW Beetle.  Yeah.  That makes me want to get back to my old model-making practice where I'd Scratch-Build-A-Mad-Max-Vehicle... ))

It would be glorious. Remember that I drive a car that weighs less than 2500 lbs.

[Flying Dice]

C) Raid the local military base/air force armory. Attempt to get father to attach vulcan cannon from an A10 to my car. Get smacked upside head.

Yeah... You know the old urban legend about the barely recognisable remains of car that had had JATOL rockets attached to it, ending up half way up a cliff, or something...  Are you planning on doing the same thing, but backwards?  The gun gives more recoil than both the Warthog engines provide forward thrust, albeit for only brief moments of time.  Without the ammo-bin limits imposed by needing to intentionally take off, I suspect you could probably get overenthusiastic about the firing times you employ, and all the time the bins are getting emptier and emptier. 


(Actually, isn't the A10 weapon called the Avenger, or something?  And what kind of zombies are you expecting, needing uranium-cored armour-piercing rounds to be fired at them at a rate of 50-70 rounds every second?  I think you've got other problems if you're needing one of them!)

((edit: Just decided to look it up on Wiki.  And on the article for the GAU-8/A Avenger, there's a picture of the gun next to an old-style VW Beetle.  Yeah.  That makes me want to get back to my old model-making practice where I'd Scratch-Build-A-Mad-Max-Vehicle... ))

It would be glorious. Remember that I drive a car that weighs less than 2500 lbs.

Well clearly the proper system would involve an Avenger on each end of the vehicle. Park on a narrow bridge, attract zombies, activate, profit. If thousands of corpses are profit. Because in the future, they will be. You'll walk into a convenience store, buy a coffee, and drop a severed leg on the counter. When you get out of a cab, you'll pass the cabbie a torso, and tell him to keep the organs. There will be videos online of would-be music stars fanning out a collection of severed hands. It will be glorious.

[TheBronzePickle]

Considering zombies, that kind of currency would devalue quickly.

[Loud Whispers]

Wut about resident evil zombies? Those things are freaking juggernauts.

WHAT ABOUT SILENT HILL ZOMBIES?!!


OH SHIT IT'S PYRAMID HEAD! AND HIS COUSIN CIRCLE FACE! AND HIS DOG TETRAHEDRON WOOF!

[Itnetlolor]

What kind of currency would be best for the post-apocalypse? I would imagine trade credit would still be used, based on either necessity or usefulness (food being the highest value).

[Loud Whispers]

What kind of currency would be best for the post-apocalypse? I would imagine trade credit would still be used, based on either necessity or usefulness (food being the highest value).

Water would be the highest value, silly mortal.

[Urist Mcinternetuser]

Sorry, this was from an earlier part of the conversation but, I just QWOPed my way to the end! It took me 20 minutes.
As for my zombie plan, gather family, board up windows, survive off of food (Under no circumstances will we eat the cats, they're family and skilled hunters, and will probably hiss at zombies.), forage surrounding neighborhood, with dad, grandpa, and two guns (grandpa because he went through bootcamp, and knows how to use guns. Plus they're his guns.), when food runs out in surrounding area, we must venture further out but keep our shelter. We will leave a gun at home with the others at all times, and we could hunt coyote, deer, and rabbits, however sad that will make me.

[Loud Whispers]

Sorry, this was from an earlier part of the conversation but, I just QWOPed my way to the end! It took me 20 minutes.
As for my zombie plan, gather family, board up windows, survive off of food (Under no circumstances will we eat the cats, they're family and skilled hunters, and will probably hiss at zombies.), forage surrounding neighborhood, with dad, grandpa, and two guns (grandpa because he went through bootcamp, and knows how to use guns. Plus they're his guns.), when food runs out in surrounding area, we must venture further out but keep our shelter. We will leave a gun at home with the others at all times, and we could hunt coyote, deer, and rabbits, however sad that will make me.

SILLY MORTAL! ONE GUN WITH YOUR FAMILY WILL NOT SAVE YOU!!!

Plus, having a gun, being able to use it, and using it well are three very separate things.
And food/water will run out very quickly, not to mention the mental problems that would arise from being confined for so long. Who's up for some cupcakes?

[ChairmanPoo]

What kind of currency would be best for the post-apocalypse? I would imagine trade credit would still be used, based on either necessity or usefulness (food being the highest value).

Bottlecaps, duh.

[MaximumZero]

I could trade "Not punching your face" for goods, but I have a feeling that this would make me a bad person.

[Loud Whispers]

And zombie chow.

[Necro910]

I could trade "Not punching your face" for goods, but I have a feeling that this would make me a bad person.

Grab an airhorn! HONK! Give me all your cheese! HONK!

[MaximumZero]

I could trade "Not punching your face" for goods, but I have a feeling that this would make me a bad person.

Grab an airhorn! HONK! Give me all your cheese! HONK!

Honk? O_o???