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[MaximumZero]

Fortunately, I have MaximumZero in my state somewhere, so that should give us enough time to fortify and arm.

Or, I can follow Red's plan, and let him fortify while I suit up in junk-mail and wade through zombie hordes with my junk plated fists.

[Bdthemag]

Fortunately, I have MaximumZero in my state somewhere, so that should give us enough time to fortify and arm.

Or, I can follow Red's plan, and let him fortify while I suit up in junk-mail and wade through zombie hordes with my junk plated fists.

Your using junk mail to kill zombies? YOU WILL SEVERE THEIR HEADS WITH A BARRAGE OF PAPERCUTS.

[MaximumZero]

Nah, I live less than a half mile from a humongous scrapyard. It would be easy enough to make a suit of pseudo plate mail from car bodies and random sheet metal.

[Nadaka]

Nah, I live less than a half mile from a humongous scrapyard. It would be easy enough to make a suit of pseudo plate mail from car bodies and random sheet metal.

For some reason, I always wanted a suit of armor crafted from license plates. The fact that aluminum makes terrible armor isn't as important looking damn cool.

[MaximumZero]

If you've ever tried to disassemble a license plate with your bare hands, you would know that they are surprisingly hard to get to actually come apart. I wound up using bolt cutters. (I had to send a plate back to NY, or face a $50 penalty, and couldn't get my MI license until I did. Fuckers got it back in pieces.)

[GlyphGryph]

Nah, I live less than a half mile from a humongous scrapyard. It would be easy enough to make a suit of pseudo plate mail from car bodies and random sheet metal.

Yes, because digging through a scrapyard is exactly the sort of thing I'd want to be doing when the living dead could jump out at me at any moment.

[MaximumZero]

You make a very valid point, but you have to get building materials from somewhere if you're going to bunker up. May as well make it metal.

[Flying Dice]

Or you could just be paranoid and start directing every bit of money you can to funding the construction of a bunker somewhere in West Virginia, and then towards stocking it with decades worth of preserved food and equipment. Though after a few years living off of MREs, I'd be tempted to open those massive steel vault doors and let the damn things eat me.

[Nadaka]

Or you could just be paranoid and start directing every bit of money you can to funding the construction of a bunker somewhere in West Virginia, and then towards stocking it with decades worth of preserved food and equipment. Though after a few years living off of MREs, I'd be tempted to open those massive steel vault doors and let the damn things eat me.

You laugh but there are an number of old cold war bunkers for sale.

http://www.missilebases.com/properties

[Necro910]

Fortunately, I have MaximumZero in my state somewhere, so that should give us enough time to fortify and arm.

Or, I can follow Red's plan, and let him fortify while I suit up in junk-mail and wade through zombie hordes with my junk plated fists.

Your using junk mail to kill zombies? YOU WILL SEVERE THEIR HEADS WITH A BARRAGE OF PAPERCUTS.

YOU GOT MAIL, MOTHERFUCKERS

[Reudh]

Fortunately, I have MaximumZero in my state somewhere, so that should give us enough time to fortify and arm.

Or, I can follow Red's plan, and let him fortify while I suit up in junk-mail and wade through zombie hordes with my junk plated fists.

Your using junk mail to kill zombies? YOU WILL SEVERE THEIR HEADS WITH A BARRAGE OF PAPERCUTS.

YOU GOT MAIL, MOTHERFUCKERS

WASTE AWAY IN HELL, SPAMMERS!

[Bdthemag]

Fortunately, I have MaximumZero in my state somewhere, so that should give us enough time to fortify and arm.

Or, I can follow Red's plan, and let him fortify while I suit up in junk-mail and wade through zombie hordes with my junk plated fists.

Your using junk mail to kill zombies? YOU WILL SEVERE THEIR HEADS WITH A BARRAGE OF PAPERCUTS.

YOU GOT MAIL, MOTHERFUCKERS

WASTE AWAY IN HELL, SPAMMERS!

TAKE A NIGERIAN PRINCE TO THE FACE ZEDS!

Okay, that one was lame. I am not good at this.

[Necro910]

Fortunately, I have MaximumZero in my state somewhere, so that should give us enough time to fortify and arm.

Or, I can follow Red's plan, and let him fortify while I suit up in junk-mail and wade through zombie hordes with my junk plated fists.

Your using junk mail to kill zombies? YOU WILL SEVERE THEIR HEADS WITH A BARRAGE OF PAPERCUTS.

YOU GOT MAIL, MOTHERFUCKERS

WASTE AWAY IN HELL, SPAMMERS!

PITCH PLEASE, LET'S SPICE IT UP

[Reudh]

Fortunately, I have MaximumZero in my state somewhere, so that should give us enough time to fortify and arm.

Or, I can follow Red's plan, and let him fortify while I suit up in junk-mail and wade through zombie hordes with my junk plated fists.

Your using junk mail to kill zombies? YOU WILL SEVERE THEIR HEADS WITH A BARRAGE OF PAPERCUTS.

YOU GOT MAIL, MOTHERFUCKERS

WASTE AWAY IN HELL, SPAMMERS!

PITCH PLEASE, LET'S SPICE IT UP

Pitch, the modern day MAGMA!!!

[Necro910]

Fortunately, I have MaximumZero in my state somewhere, so that should give us enough time to fortify and arm.

Or, I can follow Red's plan, and let him fortify while I suit up in junk-mail and wade through zombie hordes with my junk plated fists.

Your using junk mail to kill zombies? YOU WILL SEVERE THEIR HEADS WITH A BARRAGE OF PAPERCUTS.

YOU GOT MAIL, MOTHERFUCKERS

WASTE AWAY IN HELL, SPAMMERS!

PITCH PLEASE, LET'S SPICE IT UP

Pitch, the modern day MAGMA!!!

NAPALM

FUCK YEAH