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[Loud Whispers]

I'm talking about virus epidemic, not terrorist pox.

Wait, what if biological weapons were used to disperse zombies?

OH GAWD NO NOT THE HEAD CRAB SHELLS AGAIN D:

[quinnr]

Surviving zombies is easy enough. Destroy the handful of people originally infected and the disease can't spread. Unless the zombies start out in the hundreds or thousands and widely spread, it would be a cakewalk to eliminate them before you even had to satart worrying about 'survival'.

...then I shall be the one who kills the zombie killers, in order to help the disease spread. Zombie survival would be a nice change of pace. Probably exciting enough to make up for the lack of Internet.

Anyways, as far as preparation goes, I have escape routes planned from any of my classes at school, did it for fun one day.

Zombie survival plans are very multipurpose though, for the most part. It's always good to know what to do in case all forms of civilization collapse.

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: Find the nearest trench knife. (click to show/hide)

I actually know where to find one as well ^_^

[TheBronzePickle]

I know where my local National Guard depot is, and worst case scenario I hightail it to Fort Bragg or Parris Island. I live near gang territory, so the criminals should keep the area safe until I can get my own armament.

[Bdthemag]

Guys, we should make a map showing all of the states where Bay12ers live. Then the people in those states will make a zombie survival plan, and then we would make a plan to meet up. Planning for apocalypses are fun!

[RedWarrior0]

I'm thinking I'd go with linking up with other B12ers in SE MI and probably head off to Belle Isle. Or maybe go to a nuclear power plant. Or perhaps take the tunnel/bridge and escape to Canada.

[Loud Whispers]

I know where my local National Guard depot is, and worst case scenario I hightail it to Fort Bragg or Parris Island. I live near gang territory, so the criminals should keep the area safe until I can get my own armament.

Worst case scenario:

Spoiler: Zombeh Gangstahs (click to show/hide)

Guys, we should make a map showing all of the states where Bay12ers live. Then the people in those states will make a zombie survival plan, and then we would make a plan to meet up. Planning for apocalypses are fun!

Sounds fun, but what about those that don't live in America *cough cough*? DOOOOOOOOOOOMED

[Bdthemag]

Fine, you UK guys can have your own map.

[sonerohi]

If it comes down to a real zombie apocalypse, I'm going to follow a suggestion from Cracked: ditch guns entirely. The space you clear versus the amount of zombies you pull in with the noise makes them horribly inefficient. I've got a big ol' bow with a very heavy draw weight and roughly one hundred serviceable arrows, with who knows how many arrows with a... questionable trajectory. Also, zombie movement patterns, to my mind at least, seem similar to a brush fire. The best way to avoid it is to sprint right at it, because the other side can't support it anymore.

[Loud Whispers]

We will invade the zombie world!!!!

With our mighty balloons!!!

[providing 28 weeks later doesn't happen]

[Tellemurius]

Colorado, i know the backroads and some self-containing towns up in the mountains.

[RedWarrior0]

So you plan on killing zombies with your rapier wit?

Fortunately, I have MaximumZero in my state somewhere, so that should give us enough time to fortify and arm.

[Max White]

Q: Can zombies swim, or otherwise transverse large bodies of water?

[Bdthemag]

Q: Can zombies swim, or otherwise transverse large bodies of water?

Well they don't need air, so eventually they'll wash up somewhere.

[Loud Whispers]

Q: Can zombies swim, or otherwise transverse large bodies of water?

Well they don't need air, so eventually they'll wash up somewhere.

Are you talking about the hollywood scenario of the undead resurrected? Or the unlikely but possible scenario of infected humans?