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[Urist Imiknorris]

> since we can't talk just give him the finger.

This.

Let's be a good guy and a total asshat to everyone around us.

[peglegpengeuin]

I assume we cannot use our own necromancy yet, or at least nothing that involves chanting. It should be worth trying to remember the backstory. And checking our inventory. And our surroundings. And if we're wearing a fancy necromancy robe. And if we're wearing anything that binds us to his command.

[Urist Imiknorris]

We should also find our phylactery. We are a lich, after all.

[Audioworm333]

> since we can't talk just give him the finger.

[Lillipad]

New idea; rip off one of our fingers and throw it at him as testament to his terrible necromancy. Then spit on him if we can, just to make him feel bad about himself.

[rarborman]

"You stay here, and try to be good, I'll fix that finger when I come back."

He walks off and leaves you all alone.

[Sinpwn]

Check if the circle of runes is a binding circle. If so, remove one of the standards and try to wipe it away.

[rarborman]

You check the circle, it doesn't feel like a binding circle, more like a carved in illuminating ring.

[Fniff]

Wander off.

[rarborman]

Off where?

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Wander off to the nearest tavern. You could use a stiff drink.

[filiusenox]

Wander off to the nearest tavern. You could use a stiff drink.

I support this.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Wander off to the nearest tavern. You could use a stiff drink.

Best idea.

[Geen]

YES. We must kill our now-undead brain cells.

[Lillipad]

According to whatever logic there is in the undead, the only way to kill them is by damaging the body enough. Something like drinking which kills our braincells will probably only make us more intelligent. I am in support of finding a tavern to test this theory.