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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #60 on: November 03, 2011, 06:59:21 am »

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"What are we supposed to do, guys? Are we going to kill them? It seems inevitable that they'll come crashing down to earth, with no way to pacify them."

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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #61 on: November 03, 2011, 01:17:38 pm »

"Wait and see."
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #62 on: November 03, 2011, 02:02:42 pm »

"Motion: Send a friendly message to the obviously sentient meteors headed for us."
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #63 on: November 03, 2011, 02:36:03 pm »

Well, maybe you should only shoot on the one heading for your headquarter? Or send the Frigate to land one it and use its thruster to deviate it?
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #64 on: November 03, 2011, 08:30:20 pm »

A very small deviation would safely deflect it if it doesn't have any guidance.  And tell you if it does have guidance.
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #65 on: November 03, 2011, 10:31:37 pm »

Patch through to the council.

"What did you do???? Dangit, this'll probably attract their attention, and my ship can't possibly fight a ton incoming (likely) alien ships... ah f*** I'm already on a collision course with them anyway! What the f*** do I do?!"
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #66 on: November 06, 2011, 06:23:22 pm »

>Worried about incoming asteroids
>INTERSTELLAR ballistics missiles available

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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #67 on: November 06, 2011, 08:36:18 pm »

Turn 4.
Mid January

Counsel Minutes.
*Growls and scratches at the window.*

"The Counsel Building has been surrounded, it is currently at a standoff between security forces and the protesters."

"What are their demands?"

"..."

The Counsel room is silent for a moment, from a distance a megaphone is heard.

"On behalf of the people and elected leader of the rebellion, I, Lucy Mellon am speaking.  If the following demands are not met, we will storm the building by force and dispose of all who reside inside.  First the paramilitary forces are unlawful and their subjugation of the people: dispicable, we demand their immediately dismantlement.  Second, all military operations and scientific data will be made available to the people.  Too many rumors have spread in the past weeks of invading aliens.  Such ludicrous rumors have obviously been spread at the convenience of the government and we can no longer trust their word.  Thirdly, economic production will be slowed in the interest of environmental protection and preservation, water levels have risen more than a meter in less than a few months and coastal cities have been devestated.  Lastly, we demand the immediate resignation of all current counselors followed by ope-"

"*BANG!*"

  "...resign?  I'm sorry to say that I hold executive veto powers today."

All Motions Interupted: Parliment Under Siege.

"Research is complete gentlemen.  Afterburners allow for an increase of propulsion of 200%.  However, it is recommended that this technology is used sparingly as the fuel consumped is high while in operation.  Furthermore, the internal temperature of a ship will increase when used.  This mysterious fuel has many unique properties, and can be highly explosive when subjected to extreme temperatures.  All ship engines using this are carrying potential bombs, that may detonate if missused.


"Tech tree and Ship status display unlocked"
Note that scientists may ignore obvious tech paths and may choose their own research topics.


•Tier 1: "High tech fuel afterburners" Complete!
•Tier 1: Atmospheric Dome.
•Tier 1: Refractive Armor.
•Tier 2: Fuel Bombs.
•Tier 2: Compressed Fuel Space Fighter Wings.

*Captain Poodles puddles on the floor as he is launched into space.*

"Target destroyed!  Two inbound asteroids remain, counsel!"  *static*

*whines*

"Counsel?  Respond?  That's odd, Anto then, you better take a look at this asteroid, it appears to have a liquid interior..."

Spoiler: Ship Information. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Sol System (click to show/hide)


•AI Core "Spacenet".
•Government Headquarters.
•Special Operations Unit.
•Research Facilities.
•5X Deep Space Probes.
•Interceptor Missile Defense Pad. (Reloading - 1 turns)
•Radar Dish.
•Conventional Space Craft.
•Space dock (In Orbit)
•Paramilitary forces.  Cannot be used - Defending Government Headquarters.


"Incoming vessels beyond the Jovian Planets, unable to determine identity.  Our translation matrix has finnished translating those messages."

"Cold old meteorite
overpowering tsunami
liberate species."

"Our package descends
fertilized roe on blue sea floor
an unknown solar foe."
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #68 on: November 06, 2011, 08:42:43 pm »

"This woman has cat ears! Execute them all!"
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #69 on: November 06, 2011, 08:55:11 pm »

((When did I take levels in badass?))
*Puts away the gun in his suit.*
"Now then, I suggest that we produce a fleet of light air to ground strafing ships and blow them up- which will also help with the oncoming alien invasion.
And that we also send our colonizer to the moon and colonize it.
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #70 on: November 07, 2011, 06:29:57 pm »

OH GOD IT'S A BIOWEAPON.
Anyway, assuming I get updates from the AI...

"Let's see... Liberate species... unknown solar foe... Overwhelming tsunami fertilized ocean roe, that's eggs... Oh no. THAT'S A BIOWEAPON!" Attempt to destroy liquid in whatever way possible. Try to send a message to council if possible. "The asteroids are bioweapons! Don't destroy them, try to redirect them. If you do destroy them, incinerate everything directly around the blast site."
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« Reply #71 on: November 07, 2011, 07:42:43 pm »

None of these things do anything to solve anything except powder miner. We're all going to starve to death, or killed by whatever terrible disease they've sent at us and colonization of a dry, arid, not-so-suited-for agriculture moon is a priority?

If I can, start desperately researching better agricultural programs. Otherwise, do the atmospheric dome and buy a fallout shelter. 

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« Reply #72 on: November 07, 2011, 08:17:01 pm »

The only rational option is to vaporize the crowd with high powered weapons.
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #73 on: November 08, 2011, 12:49:11 am »

"We must contain the situation! Fire nerve gas into crowd and capture them."
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #74 on: November 08, 2011, 01:20:43 am »

Well it didn't take long for this to end up in fascism.
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