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micelus

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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #45 on: October 31, 2011, 06:00:26 pm »

"I concur with firing th missiles at the meteors *beep* *boop*. Also, start the construction of a small vessel capable of holding 5 passengers and equipment."
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #46 on: October 31, 2011, 06:16:50 pm »

I call the next character to appear.
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #47 on: October 31, 2011, 06:18:08 pm »

I call the next character to appear.

Captain Padraig is still available.
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #48 on: October 31, 2011, 06:22:52 pm »

Sure. I'll tkae him and start using him after this turn.
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #49 on: October 31, 2011, 09:11:40 pm »

"I allready thought Feather was going to go and destroy them..."

"But I think a cheaper, faster but smaller freighter should be used to ferry the people to the moon, instead of a 5-seater old timey rocket. Were in the 24th century...not the 20th. "
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #50 on: October 31, 2011, 09:57:28 pm »

I demand the race of cats be recognized!!! As so I will be thier counsler!....... the CAT COUNSLER
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #51 on: October 31, 2011, 10:00:27 pm »

"Negative. *beep* cats were not elected."
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #52 on: October 31, 2011, 10:02:35 pm »

CAts do have those things around thier neck that make them talk (like from the movie the cat from outer space)
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #53 on: October 31, 2011, 10:04:03 pm »

"ERROR! 403. 203. Motion: Exterminate domestic felines."
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #54 on: October 31, 2011, 11:21:19 pm »

"Im for that, and Im sure counsel Shepard will be too..."
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #55 on: November 01, 2011, 12:17:56 am »

Turn 2.5
(Mini Update)


"We have recieved two transmition from the asteroids and have begun a translation.  Processing through language algorithms to find a better match."

"desolate dead angular
attractive curl
loose strain"

"acculturation portion condescend
impregnated hard roe wired orchre ocean bedaze
associate in nursing black so opposition"
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #56 on: November 01, 2011, 01:58:07 am »

Well, what's that? We need a specialist over here, stat!

I don't like the sound of this...

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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #57 on: November 01, 2011, 02:09:12 am »

"Motion: Use lights and flashes to show that Earth is inhabited. Disable missiles.*beep*."
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #58 on: November 01, 2011, 11:01:23 am »

"ERROR! 403. 203. Motion: Exterminate domestic felines."

FIRE THE MISSILES!
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Re: Sol Defense.
« Reply #59 on: November 02, 2011, 11:41:35 pm »

Turn 3.
Early January

Counsel Minutes.
"I am very pleased to announce that the crisis is over.  I-"

"We're saved, hooray!" "Woof!" "Processing surprising turn of events"  A champaign cork pop and party crackers are heard.

"-am no longer blond."

"..."

"Grr.. WOOF!"

"Get off the counsel table, have you no respect Counselor Shepherd?!"

"Arf!"

"He appears to be pushing the big red button..."

"Not the big red button!  Don't do it Shepherd!"

"He's started a war with the approaching aliens!  Start constructing the freighter, we need a plan B!"

Motion: FIRE THE MISSILES
1 Yays, 3 Nays: Motion Passes???

Motion: Construct freighter capable of carrying two modules.
1 Yay, 3 Abstain: Motion Passes!

Motion: Signal Aliens with lights
1 Yay, 3 Abstain: Motion Passes!



"Tactical Alert, unknown space vessels detected at these coordinates: A18, A19, A20, y11, y12, y13, y14.  We have run the transmission through the translation program for the past two weeks.  Here is the current translation:"

"Bleak cold asteroid
irresistible tidal wave
unloose variety"

"Culture parcel stoop
inseminated hard roe connected chromatic ocean stun
associate in nursing dishonorable sol enemy"

"ETA to cellestial collision: 1 month, 22 days.  Trajectory puts the impact locations at the Pacific Ocean, Indian Ocean and 5 km south of The Planetary Counsel Building in Lake Baikal.  Estimated loss of life from impact minimal.  Our missiles have been fired, 3 from Earth, 1 from The Feather, our missiles are located at N14, N15, N16 and are on an intercept course.  We have also signalled the oncoming rocks to no effect."

Spoiler: Sol System (click to show/hide)


•AI Core "Spacenet".
•Government Headquarters.
•Special Operations Unit.
•Research Facilities.
•5X Deep Space Probes.
•Interceptor Missile Defense Pad. (Reloading - 2 turns)
•Radar Dish.
•Conventional Space Craft.
•Colonization Module: 9 human citizen and 9 food units onboard.  Module is full.
•Space dock (In Orbit)
•Paramilitary forces.  Trained this turn, cost 9 food.

"Earths tactical display has been reduced to economic and political information only, tactical information will be added when necessary.  Our new paramilitary has slowed the increase of social unrest by half, riots continue in all major cities: loss of life expected in the following months.  Economic output is still slow, however a research boom has taken place from public pressure and devotion to a single research topic: Research Breakthrough next turn.



Sorry for the delay, >Insert reasonable excuse about personal life here<
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