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SirAaronIII

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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2011, 07:10:05 pm »
In unrelated news, I always imagine Necro saying the Big M-Word in a prayer-like hymn tone. That's probably wrong but who cares.

On topic, I buy the animals then send them away. If there are no animals I just ignore them because killing them gives me a bunch of useless stuff.
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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2011, 07:59:50 pm »
Quote from: SirAaronIII on October 31, 2011, 07:10:05 pm
In unrelated news, I always imagine Necro saying the Big M-Word in a prayer-like hymn tone. That's probably wrong but who cares.

On topic, I buy the animals then send them away. If there are no animals I just ignore them because killing them gives me a bunch of useless stuff.

  I imagine he learned morse code so that he would only have to say magma.

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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2011, 08:45:12 pm »
Quote from: SirAaronIII on October 31, 2011, 07:10:05 pm
In unrelated news, I always imagine Necro saying the Big M-Word in a prayer-like hymn tone. That's probably wrong but who cares.
I say it closer to this.

Quote from: JDF117 on October 31, 2011, 07:59:50 pm
I imagine he learned morse code so that he would only have to say magma.

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If only I could remember Morse  :-[

However, the Neo-Nazis often times use numbers (88 is most famous), and I can do that.
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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2011, 09:08:04 pm »
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That being said, I currently mod elves to be always hostile by removing their intelligence and ability to speak (but ensuring that they keep the ability to learn and have a civ). Elf war animal sieges are fun.
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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2011, 09:13:28 pm »
No.

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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2011, 08:16:45 am »
Quote from: Necro910 on October 31, 2011, 08:45:12 pm
Quote from: SirAaronIII on October 31, 2011, 07:10:05 pm
In unrelated news, I always imagine Necro saying the Big M-Word in a prayer-like hymn tone. That's probably wrong but who cares.
I say it closer to this.

Huh? You mean you've actually said magma out loud? I always thought you simply showed what you meant at that point.
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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2011, 08:33:23 am »
Quote from: Oliolli on November 01, 2011, 08:16:45 am
Quote from: Necro910 on October 31, 2011, 08:45:12 pm
Quote from: SirAaronIII on October 31, 2011, 07:10:05 pm
In unrelated news, I always imagine Necro saying the Big M-Word in a prayer-like hymn tone. That's probably wrong but who cares.
I say it closer to this.

Huh? You mean you've actually said magma out loud? I always thought you simply showed what you meant at that point.

That's like you assume i have never said outloud "I declare exterminatus on this-*" *Insert thing i declare exterminatus on*
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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2011, 09:33:48 am »
I just had an idea. If we can make cats explode into flaming bloody chucks, what's stopping us from making elves follow suit?
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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2011, 09:52:56 am »
Drop them in a pit full of wooden corkscrews for irony.
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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2011, 10:24:56 am »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on November 01, 2011, 08:33:23 am
Quote from: Oliolli on November 01, 2011, 08:16:45 am
Quote from: Necro910 on October 31, 2011, 08:45:12 pm
Quote from: SirAaronIII on October 31, 2011, 07:10:05 pm
In unrelated news, I always imagine Necro saying the Big M-Word in a prayer-like hymn tone. That's probably wrong but who cares.
I say it closer to this.

Huh? You mean you've actually said magma out loud? I always thought you simply showed what you meant at that point.

That's like you assume i have never said outloud "I declare exterminatus on this-*" *Insert thing i declare exterminatus on*

I just assumed he always carries a bucket of magma/lava around, and shows it when he refers to it. I guess you then have Ordo Malleus on line all the time  :-\

(Did I spell it right?)
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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2011, 10:32:56 am »
Quote from: Oliolli on November 01, 2011, 08:16:45 am
Quote from: Necro910 on October 31, 2011, 08:45:12 pm
Quote from: SirAaronIII on October 31, 2011, 07:10:05 pm
In unrelated news, I always imagine Necro saying the Big M-Word in a prayer-like hymn tone. That's probably wrong but who cares.
I say it closer to this.

Huh? You mean you've actually said magma out loud? I always thought you simply showed what you meant at that point.
Yes, I actually do shout magma. It scares the shit out of everyone whenever I do it  :P
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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2011, 10:36:57 am »
Query: if magma breaches the surface, it becomes lava. Is the opposite true?
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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2011, 10:54:32 am »
Quote from: ASCIt on November 01, 2011, 10:36:57 am
Query: if magma breaches the surface, it becomes lava. Is the opposite true?
Incorrect. Magma is not lava on the surface, lava is magma with impurities in it. Lava has more stone in it, magma has more metal.

Volcanoes=lava.
Magma tubes and magma sea=magma.
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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #28 on: November 01, 2011, 11:09:29 am »
Quote from: Necro910 on November 01, 2011, 10:54:32 am
Quote from: ASCIt on November 01, 2011, 10:36:57 am
Query: if magma breaches the surface, it becomes lava. Is the opposite true?
Incorrect. Magma is not lava on the surface, lava is magma with impurities in it. Lava has more stone in it, magma has more metal.

Volcanoes=lava.
Magma tubes and magma sea=magma.
Actually, ASCIt is correct. Magma is underground lava, lava is aboveground magma.
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Re: Elf punishment.
« Reply #29 on: November 01, 2011, 11:19:05 am »
Capture them (In a wooden cage, obviously), then place them right in the middle of your underground tree farm so they can witness your dwarves butchering their precious trees over and over and over again like a kafkaesque nightmare.

Alternatively throw them into a pit full of plump helmet men.
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