The gladiators are arrayed for combat, and everyone knows for what they are fighting: a lazy Administration incapable of figuring out a better start to day 14.
Again, Sodel cannot wear both the copper breastplate and leather armor, so leather armor dropped. Dastot can't up dodger to 2 as it already is at 2, so 20 Urists refunded.
And I thought the last one was long.
Fekod started things off, bashing a zombie in the right foot, and quickly took it out in 5 hits. Fekod:1
Bob the mandrill picked up right where he had left off yesterday, biting away at the zombie, but Pan took over after 2 bites and took it out Pan:1
Dastot took 4 hacks and a zombie was in the ground. Again. Dastot:1
Sodel slashed off three body parts, a leg, a hand and a foot, in three slashes. Sodel:1
Matthias, Jack, and Fekod all teamed up on a zombie, but it was Matthias that struck the killing blow. Matthias:1
Fekod quickly took one out with just 3 blows. Fekod:2
Dastot tried to kill one, but Jack snuck in and took it out. Jack:1
Tersr's still unnamed badger got enraged! But Fekod doesn't care! Another one dead. Fekod:3
Matthias took apart a zombie, breaking its skull in the process. Matthias:2
Jack took a zombie apart in 4 blows, taking away its left foot on the last blow. Jack:2
A coalition of Bob, Sodel, and Pan bashed away at a zombie, but sneaky Clara took the kill by hacking into a thumb (or a pinky, whichever is the first finger). Clara:1
Matthias continued his rampage, severing a right hand on the way to: Matthias:3
Flint killed his first zombie with 4 blows. Flint:1
Just two blows for Fekod got him his kill. Fekod:4
Bragheera, whose name give me nightmares, took apart a zombie attacking Tersr's badger. Brageera:1
Fekod destroyed a zombie in just two blows to take a commanding lead. Fekod:5
Not to be outdone, Flint bashed away 5 times. Flint:2
Sodel slammed a zombie into the ground, and soon it was both armless and lifeless. Wait, hold on... Sodel:2
Matthias put a zombie on the ground, and soon killed it in his chase to catch Fekod. Matthias:4
BOOM, BANG, Splat. Fekod just doesn't stop. Fekod:6
Clara was well on the way to a kill, but Flint charged in for the kill. Flint:3
Dastot, who started off the killing, finally got another one in 4 hits. Dastot:2
Fekod tore some brain, but the zombie stood, and Tersr took his first kill. Tersr:1
One punch, one stab, one more kill by Sodel. Sodel:3
One charge, one bash, and Fekod pulls even further away! Fekod:7
Sometimes, you spill rotting guts. Sometimes, you spill decomposing guts. Sometimes, you don't care have Tersr spill some rancid guts. Tersr:2
One strike from Clara, tearing the spleen. One hack from Clara, and the left leg was crushed. One bash from Pan, and the kill was stolen. Pan:2
Fekod somehow keeps killing, taking two blows to go to: Fekod:8
Pan tries to kill another one, but is stolen from by Sodel. Sodel:4
Matthias gets his game back on and slays one in three. Matthias:5
Bob tried to get another kill, and is punched in the right rear leg for his efforts. Sodel tries to get another kill, and does. Sodel:5
Jim bit a finger off! Pan doesn't care and simply kills the zombie. Pan:3
Dastot slashes away at another one, and gets his head back in the game. Dastot:3
Pan comes in and smashes a zombie after Sodel and Jim take too long to get in a second blow. Pan:4
Dastot gets charged, but stands like a rock and knocks the zombie down. Then, he kills in 5. Dastot:4
Sodel knocks out a zombie, taking off two limbs. Sodel:6
Matthias and Jack team up, but Matthias gets the kill after chopping off a hand. Matthias:6
Sodel takes one out after a strike from his shield, and he just keeps charging upwards. Sodel:7
Dastot charges to a kill, his fifth. Dastot:5
B-Leopard takes his time and one full page to score a second kill. Brag-ah whatever:2
Fekod tries to kill another one and get back to his rampaging ways, but fails on Jack's sneakyness. Jack:3
Sodel come in and takes out a zombie that knocked down Bob. Sodel:8
Tersr steals a kill with one blow after Dastot struck 4 times. Tesr:3
Sodel rushes to the lead after 5 stabs and a punch to the head. Sodel:9
Flint fractures some bones and gets a kill. Flint:4
Clara hacks apart a zombie in 3 blows and sends limbs flying. Clara:2
Bob and Jim combine to hit a zombie 6 times, but then Pan strolls in to harvest the mandrills' work. Pan:5
Jim, Bragheera, and Pan get a united kill, but only Pan gets a kill. Pan:6
Bob fought for an entire page, but to no avail as Clara strode in for the kill. Clara:3
Sodel strives to break double digits, shattering the skull and tearing the brain. But wait! It still lives! Pan notices in time to kill it. Pan:7
In a marathon battle, a zombie takes no less than 6 pages of punishment, spending one just charging Tersr's badgers. Eventually, he just comes in and does what they cannot, stabbing thrice for the kill. Tersr:4
Bob, now frustrated at his lack of blood, sneaks in and steals a kill from Dastot. Bob:1
Clara gets charged, but she jumped a away and struck it down. Clara:4
Fekod tries to get back to his winning ways, but Tersr had other ideas. Tersr:5
Tersr then turned around and kicked around a zombie, but Clara took over the kill from the showboat. Clara:5
Bob keeps trying, but Tersr for in the way, punching the zombie and having the attack glance away, but killed the zombie anyway. Tersr:6
Bragheera, angry over the mutilation of his (her?) name, scratched and bit a zombie in largely ineffective strikes and killed it anyway. Bragheera:3
Matthias finally came back to his winning ways, taking one apart in 4. Matthias:6
Dastot took his time and systematically took apart a zombie. Dastot:5
The battle keeps on rolling, and Flint steals a kill from Matthias. Flint:5
4 blows from Tersr and another one bites the dust. Or another one would, but it now lacks a head. Tersr:7
Bragheera and Tersr's badger do their best, but then Pan took the kill. Pan:8
Flint seems to have found his footing, and takes out another one. Flint:6
Two pages and Tersr's badger fails to get a kill. Three blows later and Jack takes the kill. Jack:4
Almost there, almost there, almost there, almost there, ah who am I kidding we've got a long way to go. Especially Dastot, who had a kill stolen from him by a resurgent Jack. Jack:5
Tersr's badgers are just having a bad day, as they fail once again to establish a kill, giving it away to Flint. Flint:7
Two humans team up, but Matthias gets the kill in 4. Matthias:7
Dastot soars in to steal yet another kill from a now very angry Fekod. Dastot:6
Bragheera tries to get a fourth kill, but is stymied by Jack, who came in and dealt just one blow. Jack:6
Bob tries to get in a kill, but Sodel and Jack prevent it, Jack striking last. Jack:7
Not to be outdone, Bob comes back and steals a kill from someone completely unrelated to the prior incident, Tersr. Score? Bob:2
Jim tried his hand at combat, and failed. Matthias had to come in and get his axe stuck in the zombie no less than 4 times on 4 hacks. Matthias:8
I'm so close. So is Pan, at least to double digits, as she takes one out in 4. Pan:9
A zombie falls to Bragheera! Then gets back up again and killed by Jack. Jack:8
Desperate to get in that one last kill to put him in double digits, Sodel goes crazy on a zombie, and finally takes it out in 5. Sodel:10
Tersr strikes out at a zombie, taking off its left foot as it dies. Tersr:8
Jim fought and fought and fought, but after 3 pages, Fekod came in to finally get another kill. Fekod:9
Clara came, she saw, and she made a similar roman reference as she chopped down a zombie. Clara:6
Flint did quite some damage, but it was Dastot that waltzed in for the kill in 3. Dastot:7
Not to be outdone, Flint killed a zombie with his bare hands! And a bunch of copper, but that's less exciting. Flint:8
Clara cam again, but was too lazy to be snazzy and stuck her axe in some zombie brains. Clara:7
Tersr strikes again, finishing an 8 page long battle between Ratel and a zombie that took almost the entire length of the battle to end the battle. Tersr: 9
Wins and losses in italics represent record against other gladiators.
Items in italics were not used in the last battle.
1. Sodel Oshurdastot the Victorious, Male Dwarf (Theodolus)
Copper Shield (54)
Bronze Short Sword (70)
Copper Cap (10)
Copper Gauntlets (22)
Copper Breastplate (30)
Grizzly Bear leather armor (42)
Grizzly Bear leather high boots (24)
Grizzly Bear leather gloves (22)
Grizzly Bear leather cap (10)
Grizzly Bear leather leggings (46)
Fighter [4] (100)
Swordsman [8] (360)
Dodger [6] (210)
Shield User [4] (100)
Bragheera, Giant Leopard (100)
Biter [2] (30)
Net Worth:1230
372 Urists
7W0L
4W1L
Defeated Naka
2. Clara, Female Human (Kashyyk)
Bronze Battle Axe (170)
Pine Shield (34)
Giant Toad leather armor (42)
Giant Toad leather high boots (24)
Giant Toad leather gloves (22)
Giant Toad leather cap (10)
Giant Toad leather leggings (46)
Fighter [3] (60)
Axewomen [6] (210)
Dodger [4] (100)
Shield User [4] (100)
Ratel, Honey Badger (25)
Biter [2] (30)
Dodger [1] (10)
Net Worth:763
181 Urists
7W0L
3W2L
Defeated Naka
3. Tersr, Male Dwarf (Tersr)
Bronze Short Sword (70)
Copper Cap (10)
Copper Shield (54)
Giant Eagle leather armor (42)
Giant Eagle leather high boots (24)
Giant Eagle leather gloves (22)
Giant Eagle leather cap (10)
Giant Eagle leather leggings (46)
Glumprong Short Sword (14)
Fighter [2] (30)
Swordsman [6] (210)
Dodger [3] (60)
Shield User [2] (30)
Armor User [2] (30)
Honey Badger (25)
Biter [1] (10)
Honey Badger (25)
Biter [1] (10)
Net Worth:722
316 Urists
8W0L
2W1L
Defeated Naka
4. Pan Silverclaw, Female Dwarf (ashton1993)
Copper War Hammer (36)
Bronze Breastplate (75)
Elephant Leather Cap (10)
Elephant Leather Gloves (22)
Elephant Leather High Boots (12)
Elephant Leather Leggings (46)
Copper Buckler (28)
Bob, Mandrill (50)
Biter [3] (60)
Jim, Mandrill (50)
Biter [2] (30)
Fighter [4] (100)
Hammerdwarf [4] (100)
Kicker [1] (10)
Dodger [5] (150)
Shield User [3] (60)
Armour User [2] (30)
Misc. Object User [1] (10)
Net Worth:879
282 Urists
9W0L
1W1L
Defeated Naka
5. Matthias Drechburn, Male Human (Maxinum McDreich)
Copper Battle Axe (68)
Copper Shield (54)
Rhino leather armor (42)
Rhino leather high boots (24)
Rhino leather gloves (22)
Rhino leather cap (10)
Rhino leather leggings (46)
Axeman [4] (100)
Dodger [5] (150)
Shield User [5] (150)
Net Worth:666
348 Urists
9W0L
1W2L
Defeated Naka
6. Flint, Male Human (stabbymcstabstab)
Copper Warhammer (36)
Copper Breastplate (30)
Copper Low Boots (18)
Copper Helm (24)
Copper Gauntlets (22)
Fighter [1] (10)
Hammerman [2] (30)
Wrestler [1] (10)
Dodging [1] (10)
Armor User [1] (10)
Net Worth:164
282 Urists
7W2L
0W1L
7. Dastot, Male Dwarf (Neyvn)
Copper Battleaxe (68)
Bloodthorn Buckler (14)
Fighter [1] (10)
Axeman [4] (100)
Kicker [2] (30)
Striker [2] (30)
Dodger [2] (30)
Shield User [1] (10)
Armor User [1] (10)
Net Worth: 302
196 Urists
7W2L
0W1L
8. Fekod Nilnekod, Male Dwarf (Sinpwn)
Copper Mace (18)
Copper Shield (54)
Copper Helm (24)
Copper Gauntlets (22)
Copper Breastplate (30)
Copper High Boots (24)
Copper Greaves (46)
Fighter [3] (60)
Maceman [3] (60)
Dodger [3] (60)
Shield User [3] (60)
Armor User [3] (60)
Net Worth:518
236 Urists
8W2L
0W2L
Defeated Naka
9.Jaqué, Male Dwarf (Ottofar)
Copper Short Sword (28)
Copper Cap (10)
Copper Breastplate (30)
Copper Gauntlets (22)
Copper Chain Leggings (46)
Fighter [2] (30)
Swordsman [4] (100)
Dodger [2] (30)
Armor User [2] (30)
Net Worth : 200
210 Urists
6W1L
T10. Nale, Male Elf (PIN)
Copper Short Sword (28)
Swordsman [1] (10)
Dodger [1] (10)
Net Worth: 48
-3 Urists
0W1L
T10. Yskreggi, Male Dwarf
Copper Short Sword (28)
Dodger [1] (10)
Striker [1] (10)
Net Worth: 48
-3 Urists
0W1L
With the danger averted, audience members have started flooding back to the arena. It helps that today was the two-week anniversary of the reopening of the arena, and Administration has approved a one-time bonus of 0.01 urists to the gladiators! Enjoy.
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