Okay... I miscounted. We have ten players. That means the captain's cabin isn't really any more special than the other cabins.
Room 1:
Nemesis Saberhawk (Barbarossa TSG)
Danar (Criptfeind)
Room 2:
Loaw'Kaldaka (Dwarmin)
Solace Evenguarde (Eido)
Room 3:
"G" (Hitty40)
Baldal Glantiabek (The Fool)*
Room 4:
Kenzcla (Kogan Loloklam)
Matisa (RedWarrior0)
Captain's Room:
Mathias Redcliff (Zako)
Gem Bluewater (maniac)*
*= This room assignment needs to be confirmed by the other party.
Room 1:
Nemesis Saberhawk (Barbarossa TSG)
Danar (Criptfeind)
Room 2:
Loaw'Kaldaka (Dwarmin)
Solace Evenguarde (Eido)
Room 3:
Mathias Redcliff (Zako)
Baldal Glantiabek (The Fool)
Room 4:
Kenzcla (Kogan Loloklam)
"G" (Hitty40)
Captain's Room:
Gem Bluewater (maniac)
Matisa (RedWarrior0)
The Alternate 1 doesn't give everyone their ideal choices, but it removes the most obvious conflicts. Hitty40 ends up with the troll because we are both Lawful Good. Cript is the odd Lawful out, but he specifically requested to be with Barbossa. Maniac's tiny woman doesn't end up with some guy sleeping in her room, and in fact due to Red's sleeping habits, no extra bunk is even needed in that room. The only other solution I see is tossing someone into the common crew quarters or finding room for another entire room.
Fool, please ensure the beds in the room I am in are at least 10' long.
Also Dwarmin, what if she dreams of eating a giant marshmallow? It would just be too humorous to outlaw!