NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH BAY12 INQUISTION!
The amusing thing is that the Spanish Inquisition always gave thirty days notice before investigating someone. I always imagine them leaving a note reading "We called today at (4:23pm) but you were out. When you have a moment, please visit your local cathedral to be wracked and burnt at the stake"
Now I understand this is a thread for sourcing rare gay bondage gear, but I'm looking for something a bit different. Basically
, does anyone know where I can get one of those crystal skulls that can amplify you're telepathic powers to the point where you can explode peoples heads like fireworks in a watermelon? The way the world is going I've got a list of assassination targets a yard long. As a disclaimer, I would mention that I'm not interested in the amethyst ones as they remind me of my aunt, who tried to cheat my side of the family out of an inheritance . It also goes without saying that I'm not interested in any modern made crap, it has to be a real antediluvian-telepathic-power-enhancing one, preferably from Atlantis, Mu or Sumeria, although I'll take Egyptian in a pinch, even though they were really just a bunch of johnny-come-latelys apeing their forebears.
As a final note, if anyone points me to a buy that turns out to be in reality some very,
very irrate Peruvian Drug Lords I will not be impressed. Last time that happened I only got away because I always gaffa tape a machette to the inside of my coat beofre I leave the house.