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[Loud Whispers]

Oh wann, you and your severly messed up brain bleach requiring pieces of madness.

[Boost One]

That makes sense. Also I can't get the bleach inside my head, so I'll be making a hole in it.

[Wannazzaki]

Oh wann, you and your severly messed up brain bleach requiring pieces of madness.

I aim to please, i'm also after Necro's job.

[Di]

At first I was going to purge bloodsuckers, but after this thread I guess I'd make some Hellsing squad or something and assign them custom nicknames like Vlad, Edvard or Rayne unless they kill citizens (if they do) too often for natural population growth to balance. They probably will be more resilient to those FB syndromes as well.
Also, this thread definitely needs a poll for/against vamps, maybe it's time for Toady to rename dwarf fortress into dark overlord citadel.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I thought I read in the child care thread that a child drank puke while in his isolation chamber because it was covering the floor grate to the only water source. So danger room your vampire with actual spikes once or twice, assign him to a burrow over a nearby grate as he bleeds and then designate that as a water source or just destroy all other water sources. It's not all that dwarfy though because in order to get them to drink water you have to get rid of all the booze. Then again, with personal alcohol stockpiles and micromanagement it might be possible to keep SOME booze and only infect who you want.


Disclaimer:
This is all under the assumption that the dwarven child actually did drink sheep vomit and wasn't just complaining to get attention

This is genius! The first thing I'm trying when new version comes.

[Wannazzaki]

At first I was going to purge bloodsuckers, but after this thread I guess I'd make some Hellsing squad or something and assign them custom nicknames like Vlad, Edvard or Rayne unless they kill citizens (if they do) too often for natural population growth to balance. They probably will be more resilient to those FB syndromes as well.
Also, this thread definitely needs a poll for/against vamps, maybe it's time for Toady to rename dwarf fortress into dark overlord citadel.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I thought I read in the child care thread that a child drank puke while in his isolation chamber because it was covering the floor grate to the only water source. So danger room your vampire with actual spikes once or twice, assign him to a burrow over a nearby grate as he bleeds and then designate that as a water source or just destroy all other water sources. It's not all that dwarfy though because in order to get them to drink water you have to get rid of all the booze. Then again, with personal alcohol stockpiles and micromanagement it might be possible to keep SOME booze and only infect who you want.


Disclaimer:
This is all under the assumption that the dwarven child actually did drink sheep vomit and wasn't just complaining to get attention

This is genius! The first thing I'm trying when new version comes.

Implying it already isn't?

[Bazzak]

Pff, the only thing one must do is to slay the vampire scum.

In Armoks name.

[Frelus]

Pff, the only thing one must do is to slay the elves scum using vampires.

In Armoks name.

Fix'd for you

[Loud Whispers]

Pff, the only thing one must do is to slay the vampire elves with LAVAAA.

In Armoks name.

Fix'd for you

Fixed that for you.

[Jacob/Lee]

Pff, the only thing one must do is to slay the vampire elves with MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

In Armoks name.

Fix'd for you

Fixed that for you.

Fixed that for you.

[Loud Whispers]

Pff, the only thing one must do is to slay the vampire elves with LAAAAAAAVAAAAAAA.

In Armoks name.

Fix'd for you

Fixed that for you.

Fixed that for you.

Maaaan, I don't want your magma.

SO I  THREW IT ON THE GROUUUNNNNDDD

[acetech09]

Pff, the only thing one must do is to slay the vampire elves with LAAAAAAAVAAAAAAA.

In Armoks name.

Fix'd for you

Fixed that for you.

Fixed that for you.

Maaaan, I don't want your magma.

SO I  THREW IT IN THE MAGMAAAAAAAA

Fix'd that for you. Think about it. It makes sense.

[Loud Whispers]

It actually does, but you are forgetting we're talking about vampire elves here.

[Frelus]

I never said vampire elves.
As soon as their is an elf anywhere, the first task of any being is to kill him/her.
YES, EVEN IF HE HOLDS BACK THE HFS AS THE LAST MAN STANDING.
You have to set priorities.
greetz

[Loud Whispers]

Not an elf, a vampire elf silly! My hopes is you'd be able to breed loads of them and release them in benign forests.

*Based off the dev log that migrants, siegers and what not will be put in the legends - and be found in adventure mode.

[Dragonchampion]

Vampires? I want. I will make them the lords and ladies of my castle, and make em be some sort of secret society, lol.