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Urist McDagger

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Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« on: October 27, 2011, 02:54:21 pm »

One word: Asylums. We already have skills like consoler that could calm them down. We even have chains and cells to keep them.. er.. harmless.
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Re: Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2011, 04:29:13 pm »

"A search for insanity"! What a great title, now I want to write a novel..
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Re: Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2011, 04:53:07 pm »

"A search for insanity"! What a great title, now I want to write a novel..
It´s so poetic. I feel like building a huge monument to the title, a Ziggurat if you would.
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Re: Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2011, 10:00:29 pm »

and as the great beast arose the five eyed winged mantis lunged forth. from the ashes the 3rd brigade the walls of screaches sliced and the great mantis fell. and on this day 3rd obsidan in the year 382 in the age of 3 powers the final of the 6th of the 7 dwarfs fell to greif and, at the loss of his allies, his, worriors, his only friends, kol silverking took his life in his search for insanity
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Re: Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2011, 05:47:59 pm »

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Re: Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2011, 10:20:43 pm »

Insane dwarfs should generate material for comedians.  Especially if they are just lurking about the fort.  A jobless very social dwarf should seek them out, be able to use them as circus freaks. 

See the Frothing Dwarf drink six.
Watch Urist 'Nutso' McCrazy balance two axes on his ears!
Leproudopolus Lady will attempt to eat a prepared horse spleens thru her open neck wound?

It sure beats.. So and So, died of thirst.  Bleh!  Not Again!
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Re: Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2011, 05:31:57 am »

Idea: Berserkers. Trap berserk Dwarves, get them to calm down, and train them to go into a berserk rage when in battle.
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Re: Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2011, 02:00:13 pm »

Idea: Berserkers. Trap berserk Dwarves, get them to RAGE EVEN MORE, and ATTACH BATTLE AXES TO THEIR ARMS, and go into a berserk rage when in battle.

FIXED THAT FOR YOU.

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Re: Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2011, 08:40:44 pm »

Idea: Berserkers. Trap berserk Dwarves, get them to RAGE EVEN MORE, and ATTACH BATTLE AXES TO THEIR ARMS, and go into a berserk rage when in battle.

FIXED THAT FOR YOU.

Yes, but if they're constantly raging, it's hard to direct them to where you want them :P.
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Re: Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2011, 05:05:14 pm »

Idea: Berserkers. Trap berserk Dwarves, get them to RAGE EVEN MORE, and ATTACH BATTLE AXES TO THEIR ARMS, and go into a berserk rage when in battle.

FIXED THAT FOR YOU.

Yes, but if they're constantly raging, it's hard to direct them to where you want them :P.

Why would you want to control them? RANDOM BLOOD SHED FTTTWWWWW
[And it seems dwarfy enough. Plus UBER TASTIC ARENA!!!!]

One candy dwarf fighting off hordes of insane battle axe wielding dwarves, while standing on top of a rock pyramid.

Or goblin sieges having the ground suddenly caving in, only to have berserk dwarves slaughtering all who move. HA HA HA HA!!!

Someone please mod this.

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Re: Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2011, 07:14:31 pm »

Idea: Berserkers. Trap berserk Dwarves, get them to RAGE EVEN MORE, and ATTACH BATTLE AXES TO THEIR ARMS, and go into a berserk rage when in battle.

FIXED THAT FOR YOU.

Yes, but if they're constantly raging, it's hard to direct them to where you want them :P.

Why would you want to control them? RANDOM BLOOD SHED FTTTWWWWW
[And it seems dwarfy enough. Plus UBER TASTIC ARENA!!!!]

One candy dwarf fighting off hordes of insane battle axe wielding dwarves, while standing on top of a rock pyramid.

Or goblin sieges having the ground suddenly caving in, only to have berserk dwarves slaughtering all who move. HA HA HA HA!!!

Someone please mod this.

Because, i want them chopping up those Elves, not my Legendary Armorsmiths.
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Re: Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2011, 07:20:05 pm »

You are talking about an insane dwarf right?

Though there really should be a way to assign weapons to prisoners e.t.c.

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Re: Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2011, 07:23:22 pm »

You are talking about an insane dwarf right?

Though there really should be a way to assign weapons to prisoners e.t.c.

Yes, but if the Dwarf is too insane to attack Elves then that means he's useless for my purposes, or even worse an Elf double-agent.
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Re: Maybe insanity shouldn't always be lethal
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2011, 07:24:22 pm »

You are talking about an insane dwarf right?

Though there really should be a way to assign weapons to prisoners e.t.c.

Yes, but if the Dwarf is too insane to attack Elves then that means he's useless for my purposes, or even worse an Elf double-agent.

No I'm proposing we have insane dwarves attack everything.

Except maybe other insane dwarves, I really want an insane dwarf corps.
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