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[ScriptWolf]

Yep, and I dodged the exploding autocar while inside of it. 


On that note: COME BACK RIFT WE LUUUUURVE YOU

yes -.- if you had not have dodged it i would have bloody won that mission instead of a total party kill >,< i swear you got a roll of 1 there ,

also yeah i want more straight missions

[Flying Dice]

Those experimental dodge-boots, mate. I wasn't even conscious when I drew fire onto you.

[ScriptWolf]

Those experimental dodge-boots, mate. I wasn't even conscious when I drew fire onto you.

i dont think you were conscious for most of that ending

[Ricky]

http://pastebin.com/Zu51y1hF

broken PDC lead to happy spleenstealers

[Matz05]

Yeah, the "sterile white laboratory" scene cracked me up while I was reading the logs. I think it fooled me too. I was with his logic as he walked in, then went "wait, white -- oh bleep!" just before he did.
If I recall the NPCs' reactions were pretty hilarious too.

<player>
"clerk/scientist/whatever (UV)"

<I enter the room>
"Eyes widen"
<hi! I was just wondering...>
"jaw drops"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!???"
<what? oh, I was just leaving>
"pushes panic button"
<wait--GIBBEDBYLASERMINIGUNTURRETS> Except this was in the form of the GM explaining where each of the first volley hit (one turn's worth of fire pretty much resulted in chunky salsa, further turns couldn't make him much deader) Arm gone, leg gone, other arm gone, headshot!

Generally the setting encourages hanging back, passing the blame, playing dumb, etc. and generally being a very dysfunctional adventuring party. The idea is that most of the chalenge comes from your fellow PCs' actions, directly or indirectly; and that you never know who is really out to get you until it's too late.



Those dodge boots were hillarious too. If I remember right, they once dodged through/into a wall, killing their wearer. They were basicly untouchable, but would constently knock themselves senseless on random objects. I think there was a funny moment when they were unconsious (and restrained?) and kept dodging being executed by point-blank headshot or something like that.

Then again, I have seen someone spend perversity points (basicly GM favour for being funny) to "bribe" the universe to screw up their executioner's aim before. The reactions were pretty funny. Miss! Miss! Miss! Grazed arm! Miss! Headshot, head destroyed! "You are really a hopeless marksman, you know?"

Basically, Perversity Points (and the die-roll nature) make Paranoia sessions peppered with both displays of unnatural skill and luck, and periods of hopeless ineptitude. The GM won't tell you why your guy accidently ate his grenade instead of his fruit. Maybe somebody riffled through your backpack and switched them, and you rolled poorly for perception. Maybe someone used a mutant power to mentally distract and confuse you. Maybe somebody spent enough perversity points to make you critically fail at whatever you attempted next. Maybe you really are just that stupid.
You'll never know for sure, but if you are smart and lucky you might be able to blame someone.

[Wolf Tengu]

So wait, you have to take care not to even walk into other colours?

What would happen if someone with the right clearance had a filter and a torch? Hilarity?

What if you were to trap someone with green clearance in a room filled with ripening pinot noir grapes?


Oh and it's 20:30, not 8:30 (it looks to have been edited) I could do it.

[Matz05]

Let me rephrase that.

In the eyes of robots (usually HEAVILY armed, malfunctioning [ED-209 style] and with a bad attitude) and the law (backed up by omnipresent but rarely working survailence) you can't TOUCH wrong-clearance equipment or enter rooms/corridors painted that colour.

What your mission requires and what your teammates will let slide, however, is another matter.
Just be aware that they are probably videotaping you doing it so they can shift The Computer's wrath onto you during debriefing.

I haven't heard of the colour filter trick, but I have heard of a flamethrower being used to trick a turret into considering the now-black corridor IR clearance...

And what is a "peenot noor"? Sounds treasonous!

[Flying Dice]

Did a bit of digging and found the transcripts for all of our sessions except the first one. Which is sort of a shame because we had two CMOAs; me managing to make pickup on everyone and grab one of our targets while under fire from InSec, and then Lectorag(?)'s absolutely brilliant one with the heat-seeking HMG and the chopper. And his legs.

But anyhow, here are the rest:

2
3
4
5
6
7

The fifth one has a long sequence of pregame talk, but it was preserved, so hey!

Anyhow, here is the dodgeboots sequence:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Friend Computer: the car is where you left it.
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): steph walk to the car
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) carries DWA to the car
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\ am i holding the indigo man ?
Friend Computer: \\yes?
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): cool
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty) follow loosly behind steph
Friend Computer: steph arrives to the car
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) puts DWA inside the car, and gets in the drives seat
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): we need the indigoman
Friend Computer: the car explodes
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): FU
DWA-O-FER-1 (Comms): OH HELL
Mart-R-IYD-1 (happiness officer): /LOOL
Boris-R-QAZ-1 (Leader): \\ :\
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\rofl
Mart-R-IYD-1 (happiness officer): \\\LOLOOL
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\lol?
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\So many explosions
Friend Computer: \\God.. this is by far the most violent round of things.. NOT A SINGLE ONE WAS CAUSED BY A NPC/ME
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\What's the damage this time?
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\ am i alive
Friend Computer: steph you dodge the explosion
Friend Computer: dwa however, fell from your grasp
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): Shit!
Friend Computer: and is now incinerated
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): FUCK!
DWA-O-FER-1 (Comms): NOOOOOOOO
Friend Computer: Steph, you are not outside the car.
Friend Computer: now*
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): steph call taki we need to get back we have the traitor
Friend Computer: Robenja you are alive. near the car but not in it, with the indigo man over your ssholder
DWA-O-FER-1 (Comms): \\ how much of me is left?
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) looks around for transit tubes
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\nothing?
Friend Computer: \\dwa you are vaporized.
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\lolll
Friend Computer: \\only your memories remain.
DWA-O-FER-1 (Comms): \\ Awww, I had some incriminating stuff on that camera.
DWA-O-FER-1 (Comms): \\ and a really expensive kevlar shirt.
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): steph lets cut a deal
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): ok
Friend Computer: Steph you see no transit tubes
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): What sort of deal?
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): we both bring the indigoman back and get promotions sound good ?
Friend Computer: the warehouse appaers to be collapseing
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): Sounds good to me.
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): alright promise swear on it
Friend Computer: apparently, all the explosions inside, have cuased signifcant structural damage
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) looks around for a R or IR vehicle
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): I swear.
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): good
Mart-R-IYD-1 (happiness officer): \\Im not worth it anymore
Friend Computer: the warehouse collapses .
Friend Computer: it is now a pile of rubble
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): We need to move quickly
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): ok
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): yeah
Mart-R-IYD-1 (happiness officer): \\I bet it explodes here in 30 seconds
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): Let's look for a vehicle we can commandeer
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty) starts treck back side by side with steph
Friend Computer: You see a large green crawler.
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) exits the compound
Friend Computer: approaching you
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): ok
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): HEY THERE
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): Help!
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): shit the card!
Friend Computer: The cralwer stops, there appear to be cone-turrents on top
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): the card
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): shit
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): There were terrorists, help!
Friend Computer: Green men are coming out
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ LOL forgot th card!
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\yeah
Friend Computer: A blue man comes out as well
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): /check is taki
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): /me
Boris-R-QAZ-1 (Leader): \\It was possibly incinerated anyway
Friend Computer: you reconginze him
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): TAKI
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): !
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): Taki!
Friend Computer: he is the man who you shot at last mission
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\FUCK
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): what....
Friend Computer: Internal security
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\HAHAHAHA
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\fuck my life
Friend Computer: He recognizes you
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): TAKI help us
Friend Computer: Whould one of you be, perchance Steph-R-BEH-1?
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\dude come on cut us some slack rift
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): Why are you asking?
Friend Computer: \\THIS iSNT ME
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ TPK?
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) runs past men with great agility, commandeers green crawler
Friend Computer: It just so happens said person, was trying to access illegal information online regarding demopacks.
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\cross my fingers
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ OHHHHHH
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\\OHHHHHHHHsnap
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\Hey, it was only 2 of them
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ this makes sence nop
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): now
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\The car and bot weren't me
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): TAKI i have a indigo traitor
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ Really well done.
Friend Computer: \\takis not there
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\Just the vent and blowing up the women
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty) checks whats around
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) runs past men with bounding, dodging strides, jumps into green crawler, and closes the doors
Friend Computer: there are 3 green men, a blue man, and a crawler which steph is attempting to get to
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): stop her!!
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \ohgodohgodohgod
Friend Computer: Steph gets to the cralwer, however a green man shoots at her, she dodges
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ you ded
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty) shoot steph
Friend Computer: everyone is turning to fire at her
Friend Computer: she gets into the crawler
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) fires turrets at mena and Robenja
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty) shoot at stpeh
Friend Computer: there is two green man inside, who fires at her
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\fuck
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ LOL
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\HAHAHAH
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\what a cluster fuck
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) shoots at men inside
Friend Computer: they both miss. hitting the crawler
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\Yeah
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty) shoots steph
Friend Computer: Steph misses, hitting the crawler
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) shoots at men
Friend Computer: Steph involuntarily dodges robenjas shot, jumping out of the crawler.
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ bahahaha
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) runs around to the other side of the crawler
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty) shoots steph
Friend Computer: Steph dodges again and slams into the crawler.
Friend Computer: she is unconcoius
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\ :')
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\ so much win
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\damn
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ SHOOT HER NOW.
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty) shoot steph
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) tries to regain consciousness
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\lol
Friend Computer: EVERYONE fires at steph
Friend Computer: Steph dodges.
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): ......
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\lmao
Boris-R-QAZ-1 (Leader): \\ heh
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ christ
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) jumps back into crawler, hits men with her gun
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty) fires in steps direction so dodges into crawler
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\Dem boots are lethal
Friend Computer: stephs unconcious body is slammed into the top [jumped] of the crawler
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ your gonna dodge to death
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\LOL
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty) fires at steph so dodges into crawler
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) jumps toward men and robenja
Friend Computer: the green man uses the coneturrent on steph
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\still nocked out steph
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\yeah
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\knocked
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\but the boots aren't
Friend Computer: Steph dodges, the cone fire hits robenja
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\LMAO
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ HELL
Friend Computer: robenja is missing her left side.
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \\fuck my life
Mart-R-IYD-1 (happiness officer): \\lolol
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) jumps at men outside the crawler
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty) try to heal self in any way
Friend Computer: The blue man, grabs steph, so she cant move
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) continues jumping
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): kill her
Friend Computer: the blue man chokes steph
Friend Computer: steph stops breathing
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer) dodges towards the crawler
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ finish her.
Boris-R-QAZ-1 (Leader): \\nope
Friend Computer: \\cannot dodge choking
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\Took long enough lol
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): \fukcing finally
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\Was worth a try
Friend Computer: Robenja is perfectly healthy
Friend Computer: Everyone notices robenja regenerating her body
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\wat
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): oh shit
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ LOL
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\LOL
Friend Computer: everyone turns weapons on Robenja
Boris-R-QAZ-1 (Leader): \\heh
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): SRTOP
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): STOP
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): \\ hehehe
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): SOPT
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): STOP
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\This is great
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): im a regstering mutant
Robenja-R-AWD-2 (Loyalty): im getitng my yellow stripe
Friend Computer: Everyone fires at Robenja
DWA-O-FER-2 (Comms): TPK
Steph-R-BEH-1 (Hygiene Officer): \\TPK

[Scelly9]

I remember that. That was hilarious.

[Flying Dice]

Heh. You remember the bumblebee incident?

[Scelly9]

I impaled you with my 30 meter torso

[Lectorog]

Lectorag(?)

Close. Slightly closer than Lectofrog.

me managing to make pickup on everyone and grab one of our targets while under fire from InSec

We ran over the other target, didn't we? Or am I thinking of another session?

So wait, you have to take care not to even walk into other colours?

What would happen if someone with the right clearance had a filter and a torch? Hilarity?

What if you were to trap someone with green clearance in a room filled with ripening pinot noir grapes?

If a room is a particular color, it's for a particular clearance. Usually they have doors of the same color. Touching/using higher-clearance things is the main trouble. If you're in a room full of purple grapes, if you're cleared to enter the room it's fine as long as you don't touch the grapes. Casting light of a color is more likely to cause trouble for the caster than any lit, but planting higher-color items on someone with automated security nearby is virtually insta-death (as Mart demonstrated today).

[Flying Dice]

Yeah, if I'm remembering correctly, DWA managed to hack it (because my hacking abilities were absolute rubbish) but then got shot, so I pulled him and one of the prisoners/hostages into the car and then drove around picking everyone up while we were all being shot at, before I intentionally ran over the other guy we were after on the way out so that he couldn't reveal that we'd all planted evidence get away with his damned commie treason.

[Wolf Tengu]

I'm thinking of horribly colour deaths here.

Like what if you were on a mission and really really needed to take a slash?

Does the law cover bodily fluids?

And if I were faced with some foes with low enough clearance, would me going all kung fu with a tin of white paint cause the robots to murderkill them?

[ScriptWolf]

i will be starting a straight ( with a hint of classic ( rift style )) campaign soon, finally got my head around the dice rolls and have the time now i have finished college

give me till next saturday/friday, what ever day/time is best for people maximum players of 6 for now, this is my first time GMing a game, it will be canon paranoia, this means players with higher rank can and will rape lower coloured players.

will be a extended campaign with carry on characters as well as side missions and stuff like that, things will start of more simple until i get the hang of GMing   

also in my game please fully use your SS!

the higher your number the better rank, use your imagination !

EDIT:

also dice do you remember on that mission inside the warehouse when all those robots went insane and blew up or started killing people....