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Author Topic: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!  (Read 83662 times)

Flying Dice

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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #810 on: August 10, 2012, 04:51:28 pm »

Or just grey. But hey, I'll take my innuendo where I can get it.
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #811 on: August 10, 2012, 05:37:19 pm »

Less than a minute in and someone has already spilled sticky white stuff all over me and then tried to lick it off.
I'm not surprised, considering your track record.
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #812 on: August 10, 2012, 06:19:10 pm »

http://pastebin.com/gm4yd5KL Logs.

Absolutely nothing got done except trench-coats.
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #813 on: August 10, 2012, 09:27:33 pm »

Less than a minute in and someone has already spilled sticky white stuff all over me and then tried to lick it off.
I'm not surprised, considering your track record.
Hey. Hey! That was Battle Royale--totally different!

Besides, my track record here is for solving every problem with explosives. Need to fix a fan in a vent? Demopack. High-clearance traitors armed with conerifles? Demopack.  Need to root out a cell of commie traitor scum and kill a basement full of insane autocars at the same time? Superdemopack to the main support column. Need to eliminate a secret subbasement full of traitors? Clusterbomb. Need to stop a bunch of traitors with an atomic bomb from destroying a Computer core? Clusterb-okay, yeah, that one didn't work out so well. But only the time where I lobbed a demopack at a Vulture squad was a complete failure (the clusterbomb in the Computer core at least completed a secret mission), and only because it didn't explode.  :P :P
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #814 on: August 10, 2012, 10:02:42 pm »

Less than a minute in and someone has already spilled sticky white stuff all over me and then tried to lick it off.
I'm not surprised, considering your track record.
Hey. Hey! That was Battle Royale--totally different!
True, also it was bread.

Dat bread.
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #815 on: August 10, 2012, 10:14:40 pm »

Less than a minute in and someone has already spilled sticky white stuff all over me and then tried to lick it off.
I'm not surprised, considering your track record.
Hey. Hey! That was Battle Royale--totally different!
True, also it was bread.

Dat bread.
Don't remind me. Please.
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #816 on: August 10, 2012, 10:21:41 pm »

Less than a minute in and someone has already spilled sticky white stuff all over me and then tried to lick it off.
I'm not surprised, considering your track record.
Hey. Hey! That was Battle Royale--totally different!
True, also it was bread.

Dat bread.
Don't remind me. Please.
Poor Necro, I think we scarred him.
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #817 on: August 10, 2012, 10:26:57 pm »

Uhh...

I've never played a pen and paper RPG, but i've played tabletop RPG's like DnD and Warcraft before, and this appeals to me. What do I do?
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #818 on: August 10, 2012, 10:30:21 pm »

Uhh...

I've never played a pen and paper RPG, but i've played tabletop RPG's like DnD and Warcraft before, and this appeals to me. What do I do?
You literally do not need to know any of the rules to play, like seriously. Just jump in head first and join a game.
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #819 on: August 10, 2012, 10:31:16 pm »

Uhh...

I've never played a pen and paper RPG, but i've played tabletop RPG's like DnD and Warcraft before, and this appeals to me. What do I do?
You literally do not need to know any of the rules to play, like seriously. Just jump in head first and join a game.
If you do know the rules, you will be executed.
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #820 on: August 10, 2012, 10:42:59 pm »

Uhh...

I've never played a pen and paper RPG, but i've played tabletop RPG's like DnD and Warcraft before, and this appeals to me. What do I do?
You literally do not need to know any of the rules to play, like seriously. Just jump in head first and join a game.
If you do know the rules, you will be executed.
The gamebooks are above your clearance.
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #821 on: August 10, 2012, 10:58:59 pm »

Uhh, K, how'd I join?

P.s I tend to steal many things that aren't nailed down. If they are, i'll probably steal the nails or something.
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #822 on: August 10, 2012, 11:10:53 pm »

You'll learn to obsessively color-check everything after a few fines or executions.  :P
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #823 on: August 10, 2012, 11:30:38 pm »

Some general knowledge of the setting is probably a good idea. The Computer expects its citizens to know some things after all. I'm lazy, so I'll let the Wikipedia page do the talking. This part is clearance Infrared, though reading anything else on the page is probably treason.

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Zecro's been doing some Warhammer hybridization with the setting which makes the whole thing a bit more ridiculous, and it seems like most troubleshooters in the past few sessions are just stupid and incompetent rather than actively malicious. I really haven't been doing any secret society missions anyway (not that you'd even suggest something so foul about a loyal citizen like me). In fact, there's actually been a disturbing amount of cooperation when external threats are dangerous enough; I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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Re: Paranoia RPG, The Computer is your friend!
« Reply #824 on: August 10, 2012, 11:35:00 pm »

Okay then, i'd be fine if I had a copy of the colour scale.

This is going to be fun! Do I get to explode into gibbets?
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