Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the lights in the briefing room go out and a poorly done movie starts playing
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Welcome to the Alpha Complex! Warning! This video is classified RED Clearence. If you are not red clearence, please report to the nearest termination booth!
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Alpha Complex is a large, underground facility containing the last remnants of humanity.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: The facility is overseen by our Friend, the Computer.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: For Years, Alpha Complex has been at peace, but in the last deacade, that has changed
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Alpha Complex is currently under attack from communist Mutants, but don't worry
U-R-IST-1: whispers, "I'm so happy Friend Computer is watching over us."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the words "DO PANIC" appear on screen
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Friend Computer has planned for all contingencies.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Their Primary tools are citizens like you, the Trouble shooters. Your job is to go out, find trouble, and shoot it!
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Some of you are also awa-
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the electricity in the briefing room suddenly cuts out
U-R-IST-1: "Er..."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER at roughly the same time, EVERYONE's phones go off
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "This is not good"
U-R-IST-1 answers his phone.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 fumbles with his phone, answering it
U-R-IST-1: "Hello?"
Danaru-R-None-1 answers his phone
Clyde-R-JHD-1: *Answers his phone*
madisj: OOC:Ahem, how do I do actions?
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 slips out her PDC and answers the phone
Danaru-R-None-1: OOC: type /me
U-R-IST-1: ./me
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 answers his phone
Johnny-R-ICO-1 looks at his phone and aswers it.
KatalDT entered chat.
madisj answers his phone
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ((OOOC is in brackets))
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "hello?"
madisj: ((Excellent))
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "..."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ((this is where I am giving people their sneaky objectives))
U-R-IST-1: ((Might want to put this in a new .txt document so you can keep track))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ((I have a .txt with all objectives in it))
U-R-IST-1: ((I meant everybody else
))
Karlito-R-DFC-1 nods and murmurs something inaudilbe into his PDC
madisj: ((What with all the numbers and letters behind peoples names, I presume the R stands for red?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (r is red, the other nonsense one is home sector
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2: ((Last number is clone number))
U-R-IST-1: ((Yep. U is my name, I'm from IST sector, and I'm on my first clone.))
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2: ((I guess I should be one for this one-off))
U-R-IST-1 hangs up.
Johnny-R-ICO-1 stares blanky at his phone.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 puts away his PDC, stands up and says loudly, "I sure hope the commie mutant traitors that cut the power are caught."
Danaru-R-None-1 nods and mumbles before hanging up his PDC
U-R-IST-1: ((Madisj, if you have a character sheet, please change your name to the one on the sheet so we can keep things straight))
U-R-IST-1: "Might be our mission, come to think of it."
Madis-R-1: ((Dont have a sheet. I really just showed up...))
U-R-IST-1: ((... PM Warhammer and work it out, you might just have to be an observer for this game))
Madis-R-1: ((*insert possible sadface here*))
Clyde-R-JHD-1 mutters into his phone, closes it and says "It must have been a wrong number.
U-R-IST-1: "An awfully long wrong number."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (right, everyone who has a mission has been assigned it)
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "What's it to you?"
Johnny-R-ICO-1 looks at his phone in a confused manner, then shrugs and hangs up.
U-R-IST-1: "Just saying."
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 puts away her PDC, rolling her eyes
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((Can somebody PM me and paste me the first couple minutes? got stuck in traffic, didn't get here until ~4:35))
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 closes his phone with a nod
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: didn't miss much just the opening dialogue))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the lights finally come back on, revealing a man in a blue jumpsuit sitting behind the desk
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ..Right, well I guess this briefing will have to be conducted the old fashioned way
Karlito-R-DFC-1 jumps slightly at the appearance of the man in Blue and quickly sits back down
Johnny-R-ICO-1 asks "sir?"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 stares blankly at the man in blue.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: I am Johnathan-B-DFC
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: I'll be your commanding officer
Kad-R-DTT-1 finally opens his eyes, looking relieved. "Ooh, the lights are back on!"
Clyde-R-JHD-1 stares at the man, obviously not enjoying being in his presence.
Johnny-R-ICO-1 stands at attention. "Honored to follow you, sir"
U-R-IST-1: "Excellent."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Since most of you are recently recruited this mission is a milk run
U-R-IST-1: ((Please put dialogue in white text, it'll make everything easier to read))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you are to go down to R&D, retrieve the CDED, and deliver it to one of our field agents
Kad-R-DTT-1 licks his lips at the mention of milk.
U-R-IST-1: "What clearance level is the CDED?"
U-R-IST-1: "Sir?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Before anyone asks, no, you are not cleared to know what it is
U-R-IST-1 nods.
Kad-R-DTT-1: It's not milk?
Danaru-R-None-1 lowers his hand, slightly disapointed
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Right then, you want to head to R&D lab 56-7y, just down the hall
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER he gestures vaguely
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "How will we know it when we see it?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: right, questions?
U-R-IST-1: "We'll just ask them for it, numbnuts."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: It's labled R&D 56-7y
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((Are all of the character's items carried in a backpack of some sort, or just carried by hand?))
Johnny-R-ICO-1 heads for the door, peers out and looks back.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: they know you're coming
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Anyone else coming?"
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "And the field agent, sir"
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Where will he be?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: They'll contact one of you when you get the device
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: they will give you instructions then
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: anyone else?
Karlito-R-DFC-1 stands and salutes, but makes no move toward the door.
Kad-R-DTT-1 salutes the man in blue and follows Johnny.
Danaru-R-None-1 snaps a quick salute
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: oh, uh, one more thing
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 stands, gives a small salute and heads for the door, pausing as the Blue talks again
U-R-IST-1: mutters, "We haven't been dismissed yet..."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Simmura, you're team leader
Clyde-R-JHD-1 stands up, gives a half-assed salute and turns toward the door
Kad-R-DTT-1 stops following Johnny and starts to follow Simmura instead.
Johnny-R-ICO-1 steps out into the hall, trying to determine which way to R&D 56-7y.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER he puts a hat back under the desk
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Yes, sir. I'll do my best"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Now you're dismissed
U-R-IST-1 stands up and starts following Simmura
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 salutes and makes for the door.
Danaru-R-None-1: "Thank you sir"
Danaru-R-None-1 follows Simmura out the door
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 exits the room
Clyde-R-JHD-1 walks towards the door and exits the room.
Kad-R-DTT-1 follows.
Johnny-R-ICO-1 points to the left.
U-R-IST-1 turns around to salute Johnahtan-B-DFC
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "I think it's that way"
Karlito-R-DFC-1 trails slightly behind the others as he follows the out the door
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the hallway is long and brightly lit. at the south end is a green door
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER at the north end is an orange door labled R&D
Kad-R-DTT-1 stands uncomfortably close behind Simmura.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "We should follow Simmura."
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 heads towards the orange door
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 follows Simmura's lead.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER taped to the door is a small note
U-R-IST-1 follows Simmura, but refuses to enter
Johnny-R-ICO-1 eyes Kad-R-DTT-1, then looks at Simmura.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 reads the note on the door
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: "Out of order, please use entrance 560
Kad-R-DTT-1 peers over Simmura's shoulder, also reading.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 follows the others toward the orange door
Clyde-R-JHD-1 follows the others, waits near the back, observing what happens to the others
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 rolls her eyes, "Typical. Any idea where entrance 560 is?"
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Friend Computer, where is 'Entrance 560' to R&D?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the intercom chimes
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Sorry jhonny, what was that?
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Where is 'entrance 560' to R&D?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: One moment please
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: GPS ACTIVE.....
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Locating.....
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Located
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Please proceed through the door to your front
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "This door /is/ entrance 560?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: That is correct
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Have a nice day
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Thank you, Friend Computer, but it appears to be out-of-order"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Analyzing....
U-R-IST-1: "You heard Friend Computer, Johnny, are you disobeying a direct order?"
Clyde-R-JHD-1 continues waiting near the back, in case the door is trapped
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Analysis confirmed, opening now
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "no, simply askying for verification. I accept that it's the right door, and am just uncertain of what to do in this case"
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Thank you friend computer"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Well, unless Friend Computer wrote this note himself... I think the note is wrong."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER you hear a large, very unhealthy sounding grinding noise
U-R-IST-1: "That seems obvious."
Kad-R-DTT-1: "See? Sounds fine to me!"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "That's not sounding too good to me"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: The door opens slowly
Kad-R-DTT-1 nods in agreement.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "That sounds terrible."
Karlito-R-DFC-1 peers over some shoulders at the opening door
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: and stops about a quarter open
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "The door hinges are probably just rust or somethin'"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER speak again
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((enough to fit through?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Door open, please proceed
U-R-IST-1: "No, this is clearly the work of a traitor."
Kad-R-DTT-1 looks quickly at U-R-IST.
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Anyone here skilled in station maintenance?"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 peers through the partly open door
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Why are you so sure?"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Do you know something we don't?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER through the doorway you see an empty elevator shaft
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Do we have clearance for this entrance anyway?"
Johnny-R-ICO-1 points.
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "I guess that's our ticket.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Checking clearence
Karlito-R-DFC-1 asks, vainly trying to see beyond the door
U-R-IST-1: "No, but I apparently know something you've forgotten, as Friend Computer would never let the door degrade."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you may not call the elevator, that requires ORANGE clearence
Danaru-R-None-1: "...hm..."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Proceeding through the door requires no clearence
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Could you call the lift for us, Friend Computer? We've been assigned a mission by a Blue clearance that requires it"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "Hmmm, which way is R&D, up or down?"
Kad-R-DTT-1 scowls at U-R-IST-1 suspiciously and turns back towards the door, still standing uncomfortably close to Simmura.
U-R-IST-1 walks through the opening.
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 blinks.
U-R-IST-1: Kad, are you unhappy?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Please use the service ladders
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Unhappiness is treason!"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "I'm very happy."
Karlito-R-DFC-1 he says, automatically.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: R&D is down 28 stories
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Looks like we're climbing then", moves through the door
U-R-IST-1: You were just frowning at me!
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: I have halted most elevators in the shaft
Kad-R-DTT-1: "The height on the elevator shaft... I got confused... thought we were upside, I was trying to smile."
Danaru-R-None-1: "twenty ei-- well, we better get started now"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: bolunteers, "I''ll go first I guess."
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((upside down*))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (makes some ominous rolls)
Johnny-R-ICO-1 follows Erik
U-R-IST-1 waits to see if they make it
Danaru-R-None-1 follows Johnny
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 starts down the ladder in third place
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ( I assume most everyone is climbing down)
Clyde-R-JHD-1 stands at nearby, observing what happens to those who climb the ladder.
Danaru-R-None-1 waits for Simmura and goes fourth
Karlito-R-DFC-1 walks to the edge of the shaft, peering down after the others
Karlito-R-DFC-1 begins climbing down
Kad-R-DTT-1 begins climbing down cautiously after Karlito.
U-R-IST-1: I love heights, don't you, Clyde?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Are you trying to annoy me?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER friend computer appears true to its word, the elevators above you are motionless
U-R-IST-1: Er... No.
Danaru-R-None-1: ((I'm terrified to think we all just got a really lucky roll))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (wait one guys)
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER suddenly the bar simmura was holding onto bends worryingly
Johnny-R-ICO-1 hurrys downwards
Kad-R-DTT-1 freezes on the ladder.
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Simmura, come on!
Johnny-R-ICO-1 looks up to help if needed.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER fortunately he maintains his grip, albeit barely
U-R-IST-1: "Looks safe enough to me."
Danaru-R-None-1: "Simmura, you might want to lay off the algae chips"
U-R-IST-1 climbs down after them
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "That was a touch alarming"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 keeps moving, carefully testing the bars as she moves down
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Everyone alright down there?"
Johnny-R-ICO-1 looks at the ladder, then looks to see if there are any doors to get off at
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "I'm fine
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "
Kad-R-DTT-1 grabs a length of plasticord from his pack and ties it around his waist, attaching the other end to... nothing, and continues climbing down, feeling secure.
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Friend Computer, can you hear us?"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "100% safe now!"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER remains silent
Danaru-R-None-1 continues climbing down, avoiding the bent bar
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Friend Computer must be busy elsewhere, helping us all live a happier life!"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (damn people? 7 attempts on each other's lives already!?)
U-R-IST-1: ((Whaaat?))
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((Huh? lol))
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: (Fast workers)
Karlito-R-DFC-1: ((Ha. that's awesome.))
Danaru-R-None-1: ((wow, I'm kinda proud guys))
U-R-IST-1: ((That happening in private chat or what?))
Clyde-R-JHD-1 stumbles forwards
Madis-R-IDS-1: ((is that like a record or something?))
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Is it safe down there?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (yeah, in private chat)
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((How exactly do we initiate that?))
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: ((I'd guess yes, it's happening in private chat... or is it?))
Danaru-R-None-1: "Looks safe so far, still have a few stories to go"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "It's fine, get climbing"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the rest of the climb is tiring, but uneventful
Kad-R-DTT-1: "It's safe, I have a rope!"
U-R-IST-1: ((Initiate private chat? Open a chat window with Warhammer...))
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((I know, but I mean we tell him our intentions in private chat and he rolls to see what happens?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER you reach the R&D room, 40 stories above the "ground" floor
U-R-IST-1: ((Wait a minute
U-R-IST-1: ))
U-R-IST-1: ((Did clyde come down?))
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 is glad to be off the ladder, waits for the rest to arrive
Kad-R-DTT-1 climbs through the door, trailing a meter or so of rope behind him.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (wait one)
Karlito-R-DFC-1 steps down off the ladder, pulling a red comb and teela-O Pocket Mirror out of his pockets. He stares into the mirror, carefully adjusting his buzz cut with the comb.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER a small firecracker falls down the shaft, exploding in a blaze of color just behind U's head
Kad-R-DTT-1 pulls his laser pistol and begins firing wildly into the elevator shaft.
U-R-IST-1: ((Bastard!))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the explosion causes him to lose his grip, and he slips
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (rolls)
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Cease fire, damn it!"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "We're under attack!"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER however he manages to grab on to karls leg
Kad-R-DTT-1 stops firing but continue to train his pistol towards the shaft.
U-R-IST-1: Don't slip!
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 moves to the edge, helping to support Karl
Clyde-R-JHD-1 begins climbing down amidst all the chaos and yells "WHo the hell threw that!?"
Karlito-R-DFC-1: ((Am I still in the shaft actually then?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER and he winds up hanging onto the floor of the door by his fingertips
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (no you wer in the door when this happened)
U-R-IST-1: A little help, guys?
Danaru-R-None-1 rushes over to help them up
Kad-R-DTT-1 follows Simmura, then drops the free end of his rope downs towards U.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Grab it!"
U-R-IST-1 grabs the rope
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 helps pull the pair up
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER no one dies, or falls to their doom
Karlito-R-DFC-1 accepts Simmura's help and struggles onto the ledge, muttering,
Karlito-R-DFC-1: thanks...
Johnny-R-ICO-1 watches as he chews his VITA-YUM bar...
U-R-IST-1: Weelll that was exciting. Shall we shoot Clyde for a traitor now?
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: ((surprisingly, I was expecting at least one person to die there))
Danaru-R-None-1: "The traitor struck again... but it looks like we managed to stay safe"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: /everyone else makes it down with no more incidents
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Did I hit him with my perfectly timed reaction?"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Anyone see who dropped that?"
Kad-R-DTT-1 twirls his pistol and holsters it.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER aa while later, clyde makes it down as well
U-R-IST-1: I only saw one person above me, and that was Clyde.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "How do we know you didn't set the firecracker off to frame Clyde?"
Johnny-R-ICO-1 wipes his hands with a towelette.
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((or explosion.. whatever))
U-R-IST-1: Because I'm not suicidal?
Kad-R-DTT-1: You're not dead.
Danaru-R-None-1: "Isn't it possible that a traitor from outside the team threw it from above? It could be the same traitor who cut the power in the briefing room"
U-R-IST-1: ... I suppose it is.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Friend Computer, was there anybody above us with an open door?"
Clyde-R-JHD-1: " Or the same person who posted the false note on the door?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER voice come over the speakers
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: One moment please
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Why try to kill a bunch of Reds, though? Why not the Blue that was briefing us?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: there were 4 doors opened above you. there were 5,000 Infra Reds on those floors
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Traitors are everywhere, it seems"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Well, we know who did it now."
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Because of the mission we are doing, perhaps?"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "5,000 infrared..."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: of those, 700 could have detonated a compact explosive
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "How many were near the doors?"
Danaru-R-None-1: "Seven Hundred..."
Kad-R-DTT-1 looks in his pack.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the R&D room is at the end of the hall, behind a RED door
Kad-R-DTT-1: "I don't have that many charges for my pistol."
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "Are we allowed to know about any higher clearance people on those floors?"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "We have 700 traitors on our tail... this is bad."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Negative Erik, you are not cleared for those above your level
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Let's just get on with the mission"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "So 700+ possible traitors. Wonderful. How about we move away before something larger follows us down?"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Like a fat infra red?"
U-R-IST-1 's eyes widen
U-R-IST-1 runs down the hall toward R&D
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER suddenly an elevator descends the shaft at breakneck speeds
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 heads for the RED door
Danaru-R-None-1: "We should continue our mission, there's no way we can check 700 IRs"
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Maybe we'll lose them on our way"
Clyde-R-JHD-1 runs down the hall
Karlito-R-DFC-1 nods and backs away from the shaft, stumbling as the elevator speeeds by
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 hears the lift falling and runs
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER a few scconds later you hear a liud SMASH and smoke rises from the shaft
Kad-R-DTT-1 runs as well.
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 runs after them.
Danaru-R-None-1: "Wow, looks like we got out of there just in time"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER speaks again
Danaru-R-None-1 runs after the group, towards the red door
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: THERE ARE CURRENTLY TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES IN SHAFT 78, PLEASE USE THE STAIRS
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: HAVE A NICE DAY