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[KatalDT]

PM'd all 6 players, let me know what times you can play.

Also, sorry if it seemed like I railroaded it a bit (deus ex machina every now and then) but if I didn't, we'd probably have never left R&D... I would post the logs, but if we finish, I don't want to post the PM logs.. and picking through that log to remove all the PMs will be a nightmare. I can summarize though:

- Everybody gets woken up after only an hour or so of sleep by the Friend Computer, who declares it is a new day cycle.
- Richard (Bdthemag) wakes up missing a leg - punishment for the treasonous violation of being THREE MINUTE LATE to the game.
- All the other reds are stumbling around, groggy, and a few get zapped for not getting out of bed in time.
- They meet in the mess hall, and are called to a briefing in the kitchen.
- Everybody is given Indigo brevet promotions (via a badge) by an Indigo briefing officer, who unfortunately is unable to order them around anymore, and simply offers weak suggestions. He chooses the leader by whoever raises his hand first (One-Legged Richard gets it)
- He tells them:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Indigo Chef says, "You've all been selected for a very special mission, along with every other troubleshooter team in the vicinity."
Brud-R-BIG-1 . o O ( so... not special )
Vichero-R-TVI-1 . o O ( unquie? )
Tre-R-KOL-1 says, "Go on."
Indigo Chef says, "There is trouble, and that trouble needs shooting. Friend Computer is obviously correct in his judgment of the day and night cycles, so that leaves only one alternative to these odd timing cycles."
* Brud-R-BIG-1 nods, clearly intrigued *
Indigo Chef says, "Something or somebody is messing with the space-time continuum."
* Vichero-R-TVI-1 slowly blinks. *
* U-R-IST-1 stands at attention at the word 'shooting' *
* Tre-R-KOL-1 looks puzzled. *
Indigo Chef says, "We believe it to be some filthy mutant commie traitors.  They must have a device that has altereted time itself. Hours are now minutes, and minutes are now hours."

- Richard the leader gets an indigo map pointing him to R&D and then to the Commie HQ, where they are to disable the time-altering device.
- R&D assigns them 12 sets of rocket boots, because the right feet are faulty, everybody gets the left boot of two sets. (So everybody is wearing two boots, including Richard, one on his hand one on his foot - since the Computer has dictated EVERYBODY must wear two for the mission)
- Scientists suggests they test them first, saying they've been tuned for 'team efficiency'. He shows them a large, 20 meter x 20 meter x 20 meter padded room where they can test it safely. He suggests they all go in at once. Only Vichero and Boris go into the chamber.
- When Vichero activates his boots, the entire squadron of boots activates (including the unused right boots). There are plenty of injuries, nobody dies however. Somebody manages to turn them off.
- They head off towards the commie base.

- Halfway down towards a VERY long indigo hallway, the Computer announces the day has ended. Several seconds later, he announces that it's a new day cycle.
- All the Indigo badges start beeping, and an autocannon starts shooting, killing Boris. The rest, except for Tre, pile into a Red market door off the Indigo hallway, which happens to be a closet. A red clearance closet, whose only access point is an Indigo hallway.
- After Boris is shot, all the lights/power go out (SECRET REASONS). Only then do the Indigo Badges explain that they've expired, and having them in their possession still after the allotted day cycle is treason.
- Tre is still in the hall when a squad of Vulture goons comes marching down the hall with flashlights. They demand to know Tre's clearance, Tre runs, and turns on his rocket boots.
- Because the rocket boots are all linked, the rocket boots on Boris' corpse also activate, and so does everybody in the closet. They're all mashed in a nice big blender, and the goons fire into the closet (because of the fire and explosions and what not), finishing off any living remnants.
- Brud has an involuntary teleport reaction, and rolls poorly, so he teleports *INTO* Tre. They're a combined mish-mash of flesh and goop, and within a minute they explode (due to the two competing hearts pumping in different directions)

I'll write more later, my hands are tired.. haha

[Bdthemag]

Railroading? I never noticed, I was to busy having fun

[Neonivek]

Railroading? I never noticed, I was to busy having fun

Railroading in Paranoia isn't as bad as in other games IMO given that the game was made for very structured (so to speak) games.

[Rift]

So someone may post the raw logs.
But i just want to say
we had perhaps, the most fail mission ever, in that, the entire team was near killed TWICE in one mission.
The first, before we even left the base, and the 2nd we still hadnt made it to the objective.
..The first time involved a Rocket shotgun blowing everyone away after a failed hack attempt on friend computer..
..followed by me killing our CO
..We ended with most our team on fire burning to death because of a on fire regenerating person hugging them.

EDIT: LOG

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Friend Computer: ok lets get started
Friend Computer your CO walks in
Friend Computer: Ok here's the situation
Friend Computer: You guys are fuckups
Friend Computer: Every
Friend Computer: Last
Friend Computer: One of you
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (is simmuar recovered from his burns? ie, is everyone there?)
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2: ((Pretty sure I died last mission))
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: [ you died in the gas with me ]
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2: ((Yay gas))
Friend Computer: Somehow every one of you
Friend Computer: died in mission
Friend Computer: of afterwards
Friend Computer: or*
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 blushes
Friend Computer: (everyone is in breifing)
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 wheels back and forth dejectedly
Pendragon - Weiss-R-DFC-1 sits down and looks at what will be his squad mates for his mission. He analysis: Hes fucked.
Friend Computer: (also get in TS for OOC chat)
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (if you have a mike that is)
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2: ((Kael's server?))
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (mic)
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (yea)
Friend Computer: (no get in anyway)
Pendragon - Weiss-R-DFC-1 has changed their name to Weiss-R-DFC-1.
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (sure, year us talk)
Friend Computer: (because I WILL BE TALKING)
Rezad-R-RTM-0: I'm looking forward to working with such an elite, experienced group of troubleshooters!
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (hear)
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 looks around lazily
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 waits as the CO rants, ignoring the newbie's sarcasm
Friend Computer: Anyway the serial killer you guys failed to catch is holed up in a building downtown
Friend Computer: C-Sec has the perimiter surrounded
Friend Computer: Your job is to take him alive
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Sir, it will be done, sir.
Friend Computer: Dismissed
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Alright guys, lets get to R&D.
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 walks out towards R&D
Rezad-R-RTM-0: OK
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 gets up and follows Rift
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 wheels after Rift.
Rezad-R-RTM-0 follows Rift
Friend Computer As usual the R&D lady stops you
Rezad-R-RTM-0: I assume you know where we're going.
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Greetings miss.
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 scowls at Rezard quickly
Rezad-R-RTM-0: Oh, this is R&D.
Rezad-R-RTM-0: Incredible!
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 wheels off to a corner and tries to stay out of sight.
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 rolls eyes
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 waits patiently, keeping an eye out for cover in case of new surprises
Friend Computer: Well guys I got some great new equipment for you to try out
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 attempts to disguise as a potted plant or maybe a chair to avoid the sight of R&D
Rezad-R-RTM-0 stands in front of the door, all googley eyed
Weiss-R-DFC-1 sighs and walks over to butterscotch
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Oh good.
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: whatcha got for us?
Friend Computer gale
Friend Computer somehow succedes as hiding
Friend Computer as a plant
Friend Computer fucking dice
Friend Computer: Well you only get one item today
Friend Computer: The Rocket Shotgun!
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: it shoots, rockets? in a shotgun formation?
Friend Computer: Also i should warn you
Friend Computer: Failure to test it, is treason
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: or does it shoot a shotgun like a rocket?
Rezad-R-RTM-0: ooooooo
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 is backing away
Rezad-R-RTM-0: What, does that mean it hasn't been field-tested yet?
Friend Computer: Here ya go! Now go get em!
Friend Computer she hands it to Rezard
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 takes the rocketshotgun
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 doesnt take it
Rezad-R-RTM-0: Hey, mine!
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: I wanted to just look at it
Rezad-R-RTM-0 sweeps the group and makes blammy noises
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 scowls and walks away
Rezad-R-RTM-0: Well, here. Take it
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 is the plant, is one with the plantmind.
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 consumes some sunlight for photosynthesis
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 is getting further away
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 takes out her PDC
Rezad-R-RTM-0 holds the rocket shotgun out for someone to take
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: no mate
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: you wanted it, you get it
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: you enjoy that
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: remember to test it
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: And lets get going
Rezad-R-RTM-0: OK
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 heads for the motorpool
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: we got a mission to do
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 quietly wheels after Rift.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 sighs and follows Rift
Rezad-R-RTM-0 skips toward the motorpool
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 is keeping a safe distance from Rezad
Rezad-R-RTM-0 continues to point the rocket shotgun at things and makes blammy sounds
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 remains disguised as a plant, rolling towards the motorpool
Rezad-R-RTM-0: boom boom
Rezad-R-RTM-0: Gotcha traitor!
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: If you point that at me, you will be dead, just so you know
Rezad-R-RTM-0: Oh...
Weiss-R-DFC-1 picks up the plant, wanting to take it along
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: HEY! wait, wait
Weiss-R-DFC-1 drops the plant, hearing it talking.
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 continues rolling after Rift, takes off plant disguise.
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: hmm
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 arrives at motorpool
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 looks around for a RED car
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 glances around
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 follows Simmura.
Friend Computer: HACKER DETECTED
Friend Computer: TREASON DETECTED
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: The fuck?
Friend Computer: WEISS
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 draws pistol, points it around
Weiss-R-DFC-1: Hm?
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 dives for cover
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 FIRES AT WEISS
Friend Computer: CRIME HACKING FRIEND COMPUTER
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 pulls out her laser pistol
Weiss-R-DFC-1: wait? WHAT?
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 fires at weiss
Friend Computer: TERMIATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Take him down!
Weiss-R-DFC-1: NO NO NO NO
Rezad-R-RTM-0 continues to stand in the open.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 draws her pistol and fires at Weiss
Rezad-R-RTM-0 finally points the rocket shotgun at Weiss and fires.
Friend Computer: EVERYONE STOP
Friend Computer: I GOTTA CALCULATE THAT
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 turns around and wheels for cover
Weiss-R-DFC-1 screams and runs for cover
Friend Computer 2 rockets head at weiss
Friend Computer: 1 rocket at rift
Friend Computer: 1 rocket at simmura
Friend Computer: 3 rockets back to sender
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 shoots at the rocket coming at him
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 err her
Friend Computer it detonates
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 takes cover more
Friend Computer it hits
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 shoots at the rockets heading for simmura
Rezad-R-RTM-0 sighs
Friend Computer you miss and strike simmura
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Sorry! Damn
Friend Computer simmura is exploded
Friend Computer rizard is exploded
Friend Computer weiss is exploded
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: ...
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: right..
Friend Computer: (that was sad)
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: So..
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: God damnit.
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 wheels back to Rift.
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: I know it ultimately didnt matter, but i cant help but notice you SHOT simmura before he died
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: ((She))
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (she)
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 rolls eyes
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Um, sorry sir, I was trying to shoot the rocket heading to her.
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: But my arm kind of.. uh..
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Well, you know
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: well i suppose everyone panics in shit like that
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: just.. never aim anywhere fucking near me
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: lets go.. back and get their clones
Weiss-R-DFC-1 has changed their name to Weiss-R-DFC-2.
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: I'm normally pretty good! It's just, you know, rockets. They scare me.
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Rocketophobia!
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 heads for R&D
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 follows Rift.
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 arrives at R&D
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Really, I'm GOOD with a laser!
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 looks for the R&D woman
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 disguises again to hide from the scary woman
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Miss, i have some good news about the testing of your rocket weapon
Friend Computer: Yes?
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 AS A PLANT
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: well, it fired, and it hit with 50% accuracy
Friend Computer: Thats wonderful!
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: It quite successfully killed a traitor.
Friend Computer: I'll tell them to start mass production immediatly
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Good news, good news.,
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Where abouts would one go to reconquition clones?
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: err the cloning of people
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: who just died.
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: say.. 30 seconds ago
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: because of say, rockets
Friend Computer: They are sent from the cloning vats to their post, dont worry
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: ok
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 heads for her CO
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 for debriefing
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 follows after Rift.
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 arrives at CO
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Hello sir
Friend Computer your CO is sitting at his desk, smoking a cigar
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: So, uh, how do you think the CO will react?
Friend Computer: Yes? DId you capture him already?
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 sees the CO, shuts up immediately and sits at attention.
Friend Computer: Mabye I was wrong about you guys
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: No, we ran into a minor concern
Friend Computer: What do you mean minor concern
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: I mean one of my teammembers was a traitor
Friend Computer: Yes I heard the alert
Friend Computer: Where's the others?
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Blown up by well, the traitor
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: fortunately me and wheels here took him out
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: sadly, it wasnt fast enough
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: W-.. wheels?
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: to stop our other teammates
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: form exploding
Friend Computer: So your saying
Friend Computer: you didnt even GET OUT OF THE B ASE BEFORE LOSING OVER HALF YOUR TEAM
Friend Computer: Thats it
Friend Computer he grabs his radio
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: To be more accurate we took out a traitor without having to even leave
Friend Computer: C-Sec, Operation Noose is go
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 attempts to diguise as a plant?
Friend Computer failed
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 performs photosynthesis again?
Friend Computer no
Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 has changed their name to Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2.
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 crosses her arms, sits in corner and sulks.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: sir, i have something you need to see immeidatly
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 pulls out pdc
Friend Computer: What's that?
Friend Computer: Trai-Why you fucker
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 shows blank screen while pulling out pistol with other hand and shoots him
Friend Computer he pulls out a gun
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: sonofa
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 attempts to wheel out of room, keeping low.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 dodges if can
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 draws pistol and attempts to fire at rift's knee also
Friend Computer you just shot commander marvin in the face Rift
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: STOP IT BUTTERSCOTCH
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: err
Friend Computer gale hits rift's knee
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Oh, jeez!
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: STOP IT WHEELS
Friend Computer blowing it off
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: I didn't know who to shoot! I'm sorry!
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 scowls
Friend Computer: Attention Troubleshooters
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 uses SKILLS to TOURNIQUET the wounded leg.
Friend Computer: Firefight detected
Friend Computer: C-Sec has been notified
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: right wheels
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: its time to earn your name
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: There's only one way to solve this.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 gets on butterscotch
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: HOP ON.
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 WHEELS OUT AT ALL SPEED.
Friend Computer C-Sec is waiting at the door for you
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: USE YOUR REMAINING FOOT TO PUSH US FASTER.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 looks at c-sec
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Listen troops
Friend Computer Orange Csec
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: I have just executed a friend-classified-traitor
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: he is in that room we just executed
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: you must gaurd me in case of additional traitiors
Friend Computer: Very well sir!, Kennith, search the room for the weapon
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Uh.. commander? Sorry about the knee.
Friend Computer: Found it sir, It hasnt been fired!
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Of course not
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: I was ordered to execute him by friend computer himself
Friend Computer: In that case, what happened to your knee, that's a fresh wound
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Uhh..
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Misfire, sir!
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Wheels here is perhaps, the worse shot in the entire base
Friend Computer: Misfire is treason
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Very true
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Not uh
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Not misfire.
Friend Computer the C-Sec officer shoots gale in the head
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: I uh
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 dead.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Good job
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 moves gale out of the wheelchair
Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 has changed their name to Butterscotch-R-DFC-3.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 uses wheelchair
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Alright guys, we have a mission that is more important then your currently assigned one
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 says to the Security staff
Friend Computer: Yes sir!
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: We have to get to the clonebay
Friend Computer salutes
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: so i can get my team back and catch a traitor
Friend Computer: Yes sir!
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Lets do this
Friend Computer: Sir yes sir!
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 wheels towards the clone bay with sec staff in toe
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 arrives at clone bay
Friend Computer the dead hobo is still on the road outside
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 looks for old team
Friend Computer they're there waiting
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Hey guys
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Um.. so.. that could of gone better
Friend Computer because freind computer is nice, your inventories have been delivered
Rezad-R-RTM-1: I guess!
Weiss-R-DFC-2 shakes his head and remembers something about rockets...
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: "Yeah, a little. Why's Butter here?"
Rezad-R-RTM-1: sir
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Uh..
Weiss-R-DFC-2: Uh, what the fuck happened?
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Well dont worry about it
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: We just have to storm a compound full of better trained troops then us
Weiss-R-DFC-2: Yes sir.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: we have otehr concerns
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Uh..
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 nods at csec guys
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: "Are we better armed?"
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: thansk for the help guys
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: you can continue your normal mission now
Friend Computer: Sir Yes sir!
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Hell no
Friend Computer they leave, marching in formation
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: we are out gunned, out skilled and plain out smarted
Rezad-R-RTM-1 sulks
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: "So... why are we doing this?"
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: But, were gonig to do it anyway!
Weiss-R-DFC-2 comtemplates suicide from the news.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: So heres the trick
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: im accepting input, how can we do this, and not die
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: "We can't"
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Sir?
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: I have some ideas.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Right, thats the get you shot attitude i dont wnat to hear simmura
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Alright guys
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: lets do this
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Sir?
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: I-ideas.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Yes
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: whats your idea?
Weiss-R-DFC-2: Sir yes sir!
Rezad-R-RTM-1: Sounds like a good plan, sir!
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: We should um.. you know, your ideas are probably better.
Friend Computer: brb
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: "Do we get more rocket shotguns? More of them to kill than us"
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Actually possibly
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: they went into mass production
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Thats a good idea
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: lets get lots of those
Rezad-R-RTM-1: Is it?
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: We could get a long-range rifle thing and I could snipe at them and we can probably get some guys to move up on foot or something..
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Hell, lets get all the ones we can get our hyands on
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: No
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: rocket shotguns
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Or ram a car through the building..
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: lots
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: tons
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: hundreds if we can
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Yes sir..
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Wait
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Since I'm in a chair.. recoil isn't a problem.
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: I can use TWO at ONCE!
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: right
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: to R&D
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 heads to R&D
Weiss-R-DFC-2: We're all going to die...might as well go out in glory.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 follows
Weiss-R-DFC-2 follow
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: screw it we dont have time
Weiss-R-DFC-2 s
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 gets in car
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 follows into car
Rezad-R-RTM-1 gets on the back
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: TO THE building in the cars navigation system that were supposed to go to...
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: we'll wing it
Friend Computer you drive to the building, passing hobo again
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 looks around the building
Friend Computer: TREASON ALERT
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3 didn't go with.
Friend Computer: TREASON ALERT
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: That didnt go well
Rezad-R-RTM-1 cowers
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3 is still in the base~
Weiss-R-DFC-2: How'd that guy get there? He looks like hes been there awhile...
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 shoots butterscotch
Weiss-R-DFC-2: What?
Friend Computer: TRAITOR RIFT DETECTED
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 nevermind
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Sonofa
Friend Computer: TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: alright
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: so
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 shoots Rift
Weiss-R-DFC-2 pulls out his gun and shoots at Rift, not even questioning.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 shoots simmura
Friend Computer rift is hit twice
Friend Computer but regenerates
Friend Computer rift shoots simuras gun arm off
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: I SAID HOLD ON
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3 is sitting just outside cloning waiting for a response from friend computer or anyone really.
Weiss-R-DFC-2 stops, and at least tries to hear him out.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Right so
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Whose not here?
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Butterscotch
Rezad-R-RTM-1: I'm here
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: he just sold me out, but that also means you guys
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: cause your fucking here with me
Weiss-R-DFC-2: Fucking cripple...
Friend Computer rift burts into flames
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: He sold us all fucking out
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 screams
Rezad-R-RTM-1 gasps and hops out of the vehicle
Weiss-R-DFC-2 jumps out as well, and runs a safe distance in case the car blows up.
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3 feels insulted at being referred to as he, despite not being there.
Friend Computer rift keeps regenerating
Friend Computer but still burns and metls
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 shoots while melting at rezad
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 decides to lie down for a while
Friend Computer the gun explodes in your hand
Rezad-R-RTM-1: wow, close one
Weiss-R-DFC-2: GOD DAMMIT JUMP INTO A POOL OF WATER.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 tries to hug rezad
Friend Computer rezard is now on fire
Rezad-R-RTM-1 runs!
Rezad-R-RTM-1: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friend Computer: TRAITO DETECTED
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 tries to hug weiss
Friend Computer: REZARD
Weiss-R-DFC-2: I wonder if its too late to go back...
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 crawls away from the burning guy
Rezad-R-RTM-1 grabs Weiss
Weiss-R-DFC-2 shoots at Rezard.
Friend Computer weiss shots rezrd, killing him
Friend Computer: rift gets him from behind
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 tries to find water to dive into
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 grabs gun, shoots rift some more with other hand
Friend Computer everyone on fire slowly burns to death
Friend Computer simura is the only survivor
Weiss-R-DFC-2 has changed their name to Weiss-R-DFC-3.
Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 has changed their name to Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-3.
Butterscotch-R-DFC-3 has changed their name to Butterscotch-O-DFC-3.
Rezad-R-RTM-2: (am)
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 tries to drive back with one hand
Friend Computer you drive badly, hitting the dead hobo
Friend Computer you arrive safely
Friend Computer but the car smells like dead hobo
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 staggers to medbay
Butterscotch-O-DFC-3 is wheeling triumphantly around the halls.
Friend Computer: Debfeiring time
Butterscotch-O-DFC-3 goes to debriefing.
Friend Computer: Well its my favorite team
Friend Computer: How many of you...
Butterscotch-O-DFC-3: Just me, sir.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 returns from medbay with bandages and one arm
Butterscotch-O-DFC-3: Oh, hey, how's it going?
Friend Computer: So I really dont care about the mission
Friend Computer: At this point C-Sec Team Viper did it
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: "Uhh... could be better"
Friend Computer: and you guys are fuckups
Friend Computer: get out of my sight
Butterscotch-O-DFC-3: We'll do better next time, sir!
Friend Computer: Dismissed
Butterscotch-O-DFC-3 wheels out.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 leaves
Rezad-R-RTM-2: so uh
Weiss-R-DFC-3 has his head against the table, wondering why god assigned him with these fuckers.

[Silent_Thunder]

Yea and C-Sec Squad Viper is the opposite of every one of you. Professional, Crack Shots, Smart. Etc.

[Gale]

And then I got promoted because I ratted out Rift as a traitor.

[Little]

I've always wanted to play Paranoia. Would there be room for another player, and what time is the next session at? 

[Simmura McCrea]

Spoiler: Best Paranoia game EVER (click to show/hide)

00:21 - Friend Computer your CO walks in
00:21 - Friend Computer: Ok here's the situation
00:21 - Friend Computer: You guys are fuckups
00:21 - Friend Computer: Every
00:21 - Friend Computer: Last
00:21 - Friend Computer: One of you
00:22 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (is simmuar recovered from his burns? ie, is everyone there?)
00:22 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2: ((Pretty sure I died last mission))
00:23 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: [ you died in the gas with me ]
00:23 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2: ((Yay gas))
00:23 - Friend Computer: Somehow every one of you
00:23 - Friend Computer: died in mission
00:23 - Friend Computer: of afterwards
00:23 - Friend Computer: or*
00:24 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 blushes
00:24 - Friend Computer: (everyone is in breifing)
00:24 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 wheels back and forth dejectedly
00:24 - Pendragon - Weiss-R-DFC-1 sits down and looks at what will be his squad mates for his mission. He analysis: Hes fucked.
00:25 - Friend Computer: (also get in TS for OOC chat)
00:26 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (if you have a mike that is)
00:26 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2: ((Kael's server?))
00:26 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (mic)
00:26 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (yea)
00:26 - Friend Computer: (no get in anyway)
00:26 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (sure, year us talk)
00:26 - Friend Computer: (because I WILL BE TALKING)
00:26 - Rezad-R-RTM-0: I'm looking forward to working with such an elite, experienced group of troubleshooters!
00:26 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (hear)
00:27 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 looks around lazily
00:27 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 waits as the CO rants, ignoring the newbie's sarcasm
00:28 - Friend Computer: Anyway the serial killer you guys failed to catch is holed up in a building downtown
00:28 - Friend Computer: C-Sec has the perimiter surrounded
00:28 - Friend Computer: Your job is to take him alive
00:28 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Sir, it will be done, sir.
00:29 - Friend Computer: Dismissed
00:29 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Alright guys, lets get to R&D.
00:29 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 walks out towards R&D
00:29 - Rezad-R-RTM-0: OK
00:29 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 gets up and follows Rift
00:29 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 wheels after Rift.
00:29 - Rezad-R-RTM-0 follows Rift
00:29 - Friend Computer As usual the R&D lady stops you
00:29 - Rezad-R-RTM-0: I assume you know where we're going.
00:30 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Greetings miss.
00:30 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 scowls at Rezard quickly
00:30 - Rezad-R-RTM-0: Oh, this is R&D.
00:30 - Rezad-R-RTM-0: Incredible!
00:30 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 wheels off to a corner and tries to stay out of sight.
00:31 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 rolls eyes
00:31 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 waits patiently, keeping an eye out for cover in case of new surprises
00:32 - Friend Computer: Well guys I got some great new equipment for you to try out
00:32 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 attempts to disguise as a potted plant or maybe a chair to avoid the sight of R&D
00:32 - Rezad-R-RTM-0 stands in front of the door, all googley eyed
00:32 - Weiss-R-DFC-1 sighs and walks over to butterscotch
00:32 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Oh good.
00:32 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: whatcha got for us?
00:33 - Friend Computer gale
00:33 - Friend Computer somehow succedes as hiding
00:33 - Friend Computer as a plant
00:33 - Friend Computer fucking dice
00:33 - Friend Computer: Well you only get one item today
00:33 - Friend Computer: The Rocket Shotgun!
00:33 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: it shoots, rockets? in a shotgun formation?
00:33 - Friend Computer: Also i should warn you
00:33 - Friend Computer: Failure to test it, is treason
00:33 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: or does it shoot a shotgun like a rocket?
00:34 - Rezad-R-RTM-0: ooooooo
00:34 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 is backing away
00:34 - Rezad-R-RTM-0: What, does that mean it hasn't been field-tested yet?
00:35 - Friend Computer: Here ya go! Now go get em!
00:35 - Friend Computer she hands it to Rezard
00:35 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 takes the rocketshotgun
00:35 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 doesnt take it
00:35 - Rezad-R-RTM-0: Hey, mine!
00:35 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: I wanted to just look at it
00:35 - Rezad-R-RTM-0 sweeps the group and makes blammy noises
00:35 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 scowls and walks away
00:35 - Rezad-R-RTM-0: Well, here. Take it
00:35 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 is the plant, is one with the plantmind.
00:36 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 consumes some sunlight for photosynthesis
00:36 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 is getting further away
00:36 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 takes out her PDC
00:37 - Rezad-R-RTM-0 holds the rocket shotgun out for someone to take
00:37 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: no mate
00:37 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: you wanted it, you get it
00:37 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: you enjoy that
00:37 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: remember to test it
00:37 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: And lets get going
00:37 - Rezad-R-RTM-0: OK
00:37 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 heads for the motorpool
00:37 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: we got a mission to do
00:38 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 quietly wheels after Rift.
00:38 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 sighs and follows Rift
00:38 - Rezad-R-RTM-0 skips toward the motorpool
00:38 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 is keeping a safe distance from Rezad
00:38 - Rezad-R-RTM-0 continues to point the rocket shotgun at things and makes blammy sounds
00:38 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 remains disguised as a plant, rolling towards the motorpool
00:38 - Rezad-R-RTM-0: boom boom
00:38 - Rezad-R-RTM-0: Gotcha traitor!
00:39 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: If you point that at me, you will be dead, just so you know
00:39 - Rezad-R-RTM-0: Oh...
00:39 - Weiss-R-DFC-1 picks up the plant, wanting to take it along
00:39 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: HEY! wait, wait
00:40 - Weiss-R-DFC-1 drops the plant, hearing it talking.
00:40 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 continues rolling after Rift, takes off plant disguise.
00:40 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: hmm
00:41 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 arrives at motorpool
00:41 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 looks around for a RED car
00:41 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 glances around
00:41 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 follows Simmura.
00:41 - Friend Computer: HACKER DETECTED
00:41 - Friend Computer: TREASON DETECTED
00:41 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: The fuck?
00:41 - Friend Computer: WEISS
00:41 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 draws pistol, points it around
00:42 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 dives for cover
00:42 - Weiss-R-DFC-1: Hm?
00:42 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 FIRES AT WEISS
00:42 - Friend Computer: CRIME HACKING FRIEND COMPUTER
00:42 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 pulls out her laser pistol
00:42 - Weiss-R-DFC-1: wait? WHAT?
00:42 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 fires at weiss
00:42 - Friend Computer: TERMIATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
00:42 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Take him down!
00:42 - Weiss-R-DFC-1: NO NO NO NO
00:42 - Rezad-R-RTM-0 continues to stand in the open.
00:42 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 draws her pistol and fires at Weiss
00:42 - Rezad-R-RTM-0 finally points the rocket shotgun at Weiss and fires.
00:42 - Friend Computer: EVERYONE STOP
00:42 - Friend Computer: I GOTTA CALCULATE THAT
00:42 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 turns around and wheels for cover
00:43 - Weiss-R-DFC-1 screams and runs for cover
00:43 - Friend Computer 2 rockets head at weiss
00:43 - Friend Computer: 1 rocket at rift
00:43 - Friend Computer: 1 rocket at simmura
00:43 - Friend Computer: 3 rockets back to sender
00:43 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 shoots at the rocket coming at him
00:43 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 err her
00:43 - Friend Computer it detonates
00:43 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 takes cover more
00:43 - Friend Computer it hits
00:43 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 shoots at the rockets heading for simmura
00:43 - Rezad-R-RTM-0 sighs
00:44 - Friend Computer you miss and strike simmura
00:44 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Sorry! Damn
00:44 - Friend Computer simmura is exploded
00:44 - Friend Computer rizard is exploded
00:44 - Friend Computer weiss is exploded
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 has changed their name to Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3.
00:45 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: ...
00:45 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: right..
00:45 - Friend Computer: (that was sad)
00:45 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: So..
00:45 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: God damnit.
00:45 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 wheels back to Rift.
00:45 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: I know it ultimately didnt matter, but i cant help but notice you SHOT simmura before he died
00:45 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: ((She))
00:45 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: (she)
00:45 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 rolls eyes
00:46 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Um, sorry sir, I was trying to shoot the rocket heading to her.
00:46 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: But my arm kind of.. uh..
00:46 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Well, you know
00:46 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: well i suppose everyone panics in shit like that
00:46 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: just.. never aim anywhere fucking near me
00:46 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: lets go.. back and get their clones
00:46 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: I'm normally pretty good! It's just, you know, rockets. They scare me.
00:46 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Rocketophobia!
00:47 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 heads for R&D
00:47 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 follows Rift.
00:48 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 arrives at R&D
00:48 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Really, I'm GOOD with a laser!
00:48 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 looks for the R&D woman
00:48 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 disguises again to hide from the scary woman
00:48 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Miss, i have some good news about the testing of your rocket weapon
00:48 - Friend Computer: Yes?
00:48 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 AS A PLANT
00:48 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: well, it fired, and it hit with 50% accuracy
00:48 - Friend Computer: Thats wonderful!
00:48 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: It quite successfully killed a traitor.
00:48 - Friend Computer: I'll tell them to start mass production immediatly
00:49 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Good news, good news.,
00:49 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Where abouts would one go to reconquition clones?
00:49 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: err the cloning of people
00:49 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: who just died.
00:49 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: say.. 30 seconds ago
00:49 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: because of say, rockets
00:49 - Friend Computer: They are sent from the cloning vats to their post, dont worry
00:50 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: ok
00:50 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 heads for her CO
00:50 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 for debriefing
00:50 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 follows after Rift.
00:50 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2 arrives at CO
00:50 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Hello sir
00:50 - Friend Computer your CO is sitting at his desk, smoking a cigar
00:50 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: So, uh, how do you think the CO will react?
00:51 - Friend Computer: Yes? DId you capture him already?
00:51 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 sees the CO, shuts up immediately and sits at attention.
00:51 - Friend Computer: Mabye I was wrong about you guys
00:51 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: No, we ran into a minor concern
00:51 - Friend Computer: What do you mean minor concern
00:51 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: I mean one of my teammembers was a traitor
00:51 - Friend Computer: Yes I heard the alert
00:51 - Friend Computer: Where's the others?
00:52 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: Blown up by well, the traitor
00:52 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: fortunately me and wheels here took him out
00:52 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: sadly, it wasnt fast enough
00:52 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: W-.. wheels?
00:52 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: to stop our other teammates
00:52 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: form exploding
00:52 - Friend Computer: So your saying
00:53 - Friend Computer: you didnt even GET OUT OF THE B ASE BEFORE LOSING OVER HALF YOUR TEAM
00:53 - Friend Computer: Thats it
00:53 - Friend Computer he grabs his radio
00:53 - Rift-Frost-O-DFC-2: To be more accurate we took out a traitor without having to even leave
00:53 - Friend Computer: C-Sec, Operation Noose is go
00:53 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 attempts to diguise as a plant?
00:53 - Friend Computer failed
00:54 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 performs photosynthesis again?
00:54 - Friend Computer no
00:55 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 crosses her arms, sits in corner and sulks.
00:56 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: sir, i have something you need to see immeidatly
00:57 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 pulls out pdc
00:57 - Friend Computer: What's that?
00:57 - Friend Computer: Trai-Why you fucker
00:57 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 shows blank screen while pulling out pistol with other hand and shoots him
00:57 - Friend Computer he pulls out a gun
00:57 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: sonofa
00:57 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 attempts to wheel out of room, keeping low.
00:57 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 dodges if can
00:58 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 draws pistol and attempts to fire at rift's knee also
00:58 - Friend Computer you just shot commander marvin in the face Rift
00:58 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: STOP IT BUTTERSCOTCH
00:58 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: err
00:58 - Friend Computer gale hits rift's knee
00:58 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Oh, jeez!
00:58 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: STOP IT WHEELS
00:58 - Friend Computer blowing it off
00:58 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: I didn't know who to shoot! I'm sorry!
00:58 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 scowls
00:58 - Friend Computer: Attention Troubleshooters
00:59 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 uses SKILLS to TOURNIQUET the wounded leg.
00:59 - Friend Computer: Firefight detected
00:59 - Friend Computer: C-Sec has been notified
00:59 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: right wheels
00:59 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: its time to earn your name
00:59 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: There's only one way to solve this.
00:59 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 gets on butterscotch
00:59 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: HOP ON.
00:59 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 WHEELS OUT AT ALL SPEED.
00:59 - Friend Computer C-Sec is waiting at the door for you
00:59 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: USE YOUR REMAINING FOOT TO PUSH US FASTER.
00:59 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 looks at c-sec
01:00 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Listen troops
01:00 - Friend Computer Orange Csec
01:00 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: I have just executed a friend-classified-traitor
01:00 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: he is in that room we just executed
01:00 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: you must gaurd me in case of additional traitiors
01:01 - Friend Computer: Very well sir!, Kennith, search the room for the weapon
01:01 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Uh.. commander? Sorry about the knee.
01:01 - Friend Computer: Found it sir, It hasnt been fired!
01:01 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Of course not
01:01 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: I was ordered to execute him by friend computer himself
01:01 - Friend Computer: In that case, what happened to your knee, that's a fresh wound
01:01 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Uhh..
01:01 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Misfire, sir!
01:01 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Wheels here is perhaps, the worse shot in the entire base
01:02 - Friend Computer: Misfire is treason
01:02 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Very true
01:02 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Not uh
01:02 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: Not misfire.
01:02 - Friend Computer the C-Sec officer shoots gale in the head
01:02 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2: I uh
01:02 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-2 dead.
01:02 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Good job
01:02 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 moves gale out of the wheelchair
01:02 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 uses wheelchair
01:04 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Alright guys, we have a mission that is more important then your currently assigned one
01:04 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 says to the Security staff
01:04 - Friend Computer: Yes sir!
01:05 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: We have to get to the clonebay
01:05 - Friend Computer salutes
01:05 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: so i can get my team back and catch a traitor
01:05 - Friend Computer: Yes sir!
01:05 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Lets do this
01:05 - Friend Computer: Sir yes sir!
01:05 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 wheels towards the clone bay with sec staff in toe
01:06 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 arrives at clone bay
01:06 - Friend Computer the dead hobo is still on the road outside
01:07 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 looks for old team
01:07 - Friend Computer they're there waiting
01:07 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Hey guys
01:07 - Friend Computer because freind computer is nice, your inventories have been delivered
01:07 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Um.. so.. that could of gone better
01:07 - Rezad-R-RTM-1: I guess!
01:07 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: "Yeah, a little. Why's Butter here?"
01:07 - Weiss-R-DFC-2 shakes his head and remembers something about rockets...
01:07 - Rezad-R-RTM-1: sir
01:07 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Uh..
01:07 - Weiss-R-DFC-2: Uh, what the fuck happened?
01:08 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Well dont worry about it
01:08 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: We just have to storm a compound full of better trained troops then us
01:08 - Weiss-R-DFC-2: Yes sir.
01:08 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: we have otehr concerns
01:08 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Uh..
01:08 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 nods at csec guys
01:08 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: "Are we better armed?"
01:08 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: thansk for the help guys
01:08 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: you can continue your normal mission now
01:08 - Friend Computer: Sir Yes sir!
01:08 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Hell no
01:09 - Friend Computer they leave, marching in formation
01:09 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: we are out gunned, out skilled and plain out smarted
01:09 - Rezad-R-RTM-1 sulks
01:09 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: "So... why are we doing this?"
01:09 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: But, were gonig to do it anyway!
01:09 - Weiss-R-DFC-2 comtemplates suicide from the news.
01:09 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: So heres the trick
01:09 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: im accepting input, how can we do this, and not die
01:09 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: "We can't"
01:09 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Sir?
01:09 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: I have some ideas.
01:10 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Right, thats the get you shot attitude i dont wnat to hear simmura
01:10 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Alright guys
01:10 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: lets do this
01:10 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Sir?
01:10 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: I-ideas.
01:10 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Yes
01:10 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: whats your idea?
01:10 - Weiss-R-DFC-2: Sir yes sir!
01:10 - Rezad-R-RTM-1: Sounds like a good plan, sir!
01:11 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: We should um.. you know, your ideas are probably better.
01:11 - Friend Computer: brb
01:11 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: "Do we get more rocket shotguns? More of them to kill than us"
01:11 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Actually possibly
01:11 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: they went into mass production
01:11 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Thats a good idea
01:11 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: lets get lots of those
01:11 - Rezad-R-RTM-1: Is it?
01:11 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: We could get a long-range rifle thing and I could snipe at them and we can probably get some guys to move up on foot or something..
01:11 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Hell, lets get all the ones we can get our hyands on
01:11 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: No
01:11 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: rocket shotguns
01:11 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Or ram a car through the building..
01:11 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: lots
01:11 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: tons
01:11 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: hundreds if we can
01:11 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Yes sir..
01:11 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Wait
01:12 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: Since I'm in a chair.. recoil isn't a problem.
01:12 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3: I can use TWO at ONCE!
01:12 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: right
01:12 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: to R&D
01:12 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 heads to R&D
01:12 - Weiss-R-DFC-2: We're all going to die...might as well go out in glory.
01:12 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 follows
01:12 - Weiss-R-DFC-2 follow
01:12 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: screw it we dont have time
01:12 - Weiss-R-DFC-2 s
01:12 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 gets in car
01:12 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 follows into car
01:12 - Rezad-R-RTM-1 gets on the back
01:13 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: TO THE building in the cars navigation system that were supposed to go to...
01:13 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: we'll wing it
01:13 - Friend Computer you drive to the building, passing hobo again
01:13 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 looks around the building
01:13 - Friend Computer: TREASON ALERT
01:13 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3 didn't go with.
01:13 - Friend Computer: TREASON ALERT
01:13 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: That didnt go well
01:13 - Rezad-R-RTM-1 cowers
01:13 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3 is still in the base~
01:13 - Weiss-R-DFC-2: How'd that guy get there? He looks like hes been there awhile...
01:13 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 shoots butterscotch
01:13 - Weiss-R-DFC-2: What?
01:13 - Friend Computer: TRAITOR RIFT DETECTED
01:14 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 nevermind
01:14 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Sonofa
01:14 - Friend Computer: TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
01:14 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: alright
01:14 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: so
01:14 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 shoots Rift
01:14 - Weiss-R-DFC-2 pulls out his gun and shoots at Rift, not even questioning.
01:14 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 shoots simmura
01:14 - Friend Computer rift is hit twice
01:14 - Friend Computer but regenerates
01:14 - Friend Computer rift shoots simuras gun arm off
01:15 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: I SAID HOLD ON
01:15 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3 is sitting just outside cloning waiting for a response from friend computer or anyone really.
01:15 - Weiss-R-DFC-2 stops, and at least tries to hear him out.
01:15 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Right so
01:15 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Whose not here?
01:15 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: Butterscotch
01:15 - Rezad-R-RTM-1: I'm here
01:15 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: he just sold me out, but that also means you guys
01:15 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: cause your fucking here with me
01:15 - Weiss-R-DFC-2: Fucking cripple...
01:15 - Friend Computer rift burts into flames
01:15 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2: He sold us all fucking out
01:15 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 screams
01:16 - Rezad-R-RTM-1 gasps and hops out of the vehicle
01:16 - Weiss-R-DFC-2 jumps out as well, and runs a safe distance in case the car blows up.
01:16 - Butterscotch-R-DFC-3 feels insulted at being referred to as he, despite not being there.
01:16 - Friend Computer rift keeps regenerating
01:16 - Friend Computer but still burns and metls
01:17 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 shoots while melting at rezad
01:17 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 decides to lie down for a while
01:17 - Friend Computer the gun explodes in your hand
01:17 - Rezad-R-RTM-1: wow, close one
01:17 - Weiss-R-DFC-2: GOD DAMMIT JUMP INTO A POOL OF WATER.
01:17 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 tries to hug rezad
01:17 - Friend Computer rezard is now on fire
01:17 - Rezad-R-RTM-1 runs!
01:17 - Rezad-R-RTM-1: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
01:17 - Friend Computer: TRAITO DETECTED
01:18 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 tries to hug weiss
01:18 - Friend Computer: REZARD
01:18 - Weiss-R-DFC-2: I wonder if its too late to go back...
01:18 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 crawls away from the burning guy
01:18 - Rezad-R-RTM-1 grabs Weiss
01:18 - Weiss-R-DFC-2 shoots at Rezard.
01:18 - Friend Computer weiss shots rezrd, killing him
01:18 - Friend Computer: rift gets him from behind
01:19 - Rift-Frost-Y-DFC-2 tries to find water to dive into
01:19 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 grabs gun, shoots rift some more with other hand
01:19 - Friend Computer everyone on fire slowly burns to death
01:19 - Friend Computer simura is the only survivor
01:20 - Rezad-R-RTM-2: (am)
01:21 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 tries to drive back with one hand
01:22 - Friend Computer you drive badly, hitting the dead hobo
01:22 - Friend Computer you arrive safely
01:22 - Friend Computer but the car smells like dead hobo
01:22 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 staggers to medbay
01:23 - Butterscotch-O-DFC-3 is wheeling triumphantly around the halls.
01:25 - Friend Computer: Debfeiring time
01:25 - Butterscotch-O-DFC-3 goes to debriefing.
01:26 - Friend Computer: Well its my favorite team
01:26 - Friend Computer: How many of you...
01:26 - Butterscotch-O-DFC-3: Just me, sir.
01:27 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 returns from medbay with bandages and one arm
01:27 - Butterscotch-O-DFC-3: Oh, hey, how's it going?
01:27 - Friend Computer: So I really dont care about the mission
01:27 - Friend Computer: At this point C-Sec Team Viper did it
01:27 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3: "Uhh... could be better"
01:27 - Friend Computer: and you guys are fuckups
01:27 - Friend Computer: get out of my sight
01:28 - Butterscotch-O-DFC-3: We'll do better next time, sir!
01:28 - Friend Computer: Dismissed
01:28 - Butterscotch-O-DFC-3 wheels out.
01:28 - Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-3 leaves
01:29 - Rezad-R-RTM-2: so uh
01:33 - Weiss-R-DFC-3 has his head against the table, wondering why god assigned him with these fuckers.

[Karlito]

Railroading? I never noticed, I was to busy having fun

Railroading in Paranoia isn't as bad as in other games IMO given that the game was made for very structured (so to speak) games.

Yeah, it's better that he dropped us (literally) right into the plot than having us wander around hallways in Alpha Complex for another hour.

[userpay]

Just to make sure everyone knows (KatalDT's game) since I haven't seen any response via pm on it yet, while I can make it on Thursday I can't make it till around 5:30 (GMT-5).

[KatalDT]

Just to make sure everyone knows (KatalDT's game) since I haven't seen any response via pm on it yet, while I can make it on Thursday I can't make it till around 5:30 (GMT-5).

5:30 actually works a little better for me, then I can unwind for a bit before the game starts... haha. 4:30PM means I walk in the door and sit down at the computer.

[userpay]

Just to make sure everyone knows (KatalDT's game) since I haven't seen any response via pm on it yet, while I can make it on Thursday I can't make it till around 5:30 (GMT-5).

5:30 actually works a little better for me, then I can unwind for a bit before the game starts... haha. 4:30PM means I walk in the door and sit down at the computer.

Normally I'd say 5:20 solidly but due to how long it takes for my computer to start up its safer for the start to be 5:30. There is the possibility that I might get out of class early but its not really something I can count on. Mayhaps be ready to play at 5:20 with deadline being 5:30?

[PsyberianHusky]

If I can get into a few games, I might start running them.
I have run Paranoia for my friends who play DnD on off days, and I just want to get an idea of what you all play like.

[userpay]

Ready and waiting for todays game.

[Alehkhs]

Gonna be 5-10 minutes late, thought it was moved to 5:30 for some reason, not 20