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[KatalDT]

Holy crap, that was fun!

[Peewee]

Good session everyone, thanks a ton warhammer.

[A Spoony Bard]

Wow, I failed that.
First, I tried to make a teammate fall of a ladder in an elevator shaft, he managed to hang on, then I pointed at a nuke with a toy gun and threatened to blow us all up, I ended up getting kidnapped by blues and my leg got vaporized, then I tried to help out by eating a girder and got called out on being a mutant, entered a gunfight with my teammates, my gun blew up and I lost my hand, the gunfight escalated until someone hit a biohazard barrel and released gas on that place, I managed to hide and follow them, I mixed some pill and poured it on a candy bar, managed to get it near my team mates, who head-shotted me before eating it, which I failed the rolls on, and ended up being laxatives.
I like to think that I'm the lesser of two evils, since my teammates blew up a toxic barrel which had a deathcount that was in five digits, while the worst I did was put laxatives on a candy bar.
And thanks for DMing, warhammer.

Yikes there are subtleties in Paranoia that are a bit tricky...

Anyhow what do people think about 3pm - (I don't know) on Sunday EST?

I would totally join that, do you want me to send you a random-gen character sheet?

[warhammer651]

Spoiler:  One-shot log, part the first (click to show/hide)

Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the lights in the briefing room go out and a poorly done movie starts playing
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Welcome to the Alpha Complex! Warning! This video is classified RED Clearence. If you are not red clearence, please report to the nearest termination booth!
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Alpha Complex is a large, underground facility containing the last remnants of humanity.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: The facility is overseen by our Friend, the Computer.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: For Years, Alpha Complex has been at peace, but in the last deacade, that has changed
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Alpha Complex is currently under attack from communist Mutants, but don't worry
U-R-IST-1: whispers, "I'm so happy Friend Computer is watching over us."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the words "DO PANIC" appear on screen
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Friend Computer has planned for all contingencies.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Their Primary tools are citizens like you, the Trouble shooters. Your job is to go out, find trouble, and shoot it!
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Some of you are also awa-
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the electricity in the briefing room suddenly cuts out
U-R-IST-1: "Er..."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER at roughly the same time, EVERYONE's phones go off
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "This is not good"
U-R-IST-1 answers his phone.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 fumbles with his phone, answering it
U-R-IST-1: "Hello?"
Danaru-R-None-1 answers his phone
Clyde-R-JHD-1: *Answers his phone*
madisj: OOC:Ahem, how do I do actions?
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2 slips out her PDC and answers the phone
Danaru-R-None-1: OOC: type /me
U-R-IST-1: ./me
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 answers his phone
Johnny-R-ICO-1 looks at his phone and aswers it.
KatalDT entered chat.
madisj answers his phone
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ((OOOC is in brackets))
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "hello?"
madisj: ((Excellent))
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "..."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ((this is where I am giving people their sneaky objectives))
U-R-IST-1: ((Might want to put this in a new .txt document so you can keep track))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ((I have a .txt with all objectives in it))
U-R-IST-1: ((I meant everybody else ))
Karlito-R-DFC-1 nods and murmurs something inaudilbe into his PDC
madisj: ((What with all the numbers and letters behind peoples names, I presume the R stands for red?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (r is red, the other nonsense one is home sector
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2: ((Last number is clone number))
U-R-IST-1: ((Yep. U is my name, I'm from IST sector, and I'm on my first clone.))
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-2: ((I guess I should be one for this one-off))
U-R-IST-1 hangs up.
Johnny-R-ICO-1 stares blanky at his phone.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 puts away his PDC, stands up and says loudly, "I sure hope the commie mutant traitors that cut the power are caught."
Danaru-R-None-1 nods and mumbles before hanging up his PDC
U-R-IST-1: ((Madisj, if you have a character sheet, please change your name to the one on the sheet so we can keep things straight))
U-R-IST-1: "Might be our mission, come to think of it."
Madis-R-1: ((Dont have a sheet. I really just showed up...))
U-R-IST-1: ((... PM Warhammer and work it out, you might just have to be an observer for this game))
Madis-R-1: ((*insert possible sadface here*))
Clyde-R-JHD-1 mutters into his phone, closes it and says "It must have been a wrong number.
U-R-IST-1: "An awfully long wrong number."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (right, everyone who has a mission has been assigned it)
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "What's it to you?"
Johnny-R-ICO-1 looks at his phone in a confused manner, then shrugs and hangs up.
U-R-IST-1: "Just saying."
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 puts away her PDC, rolling her eyes
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((Can somebody PM me and paste me the first couple minutes? got stuck in traffic, didn't get here until ~4:35))
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 closes his phone with a nod
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: didn't miss much just the opening dialogue))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the lights finally come back on, revealing a man in a blue jumpsuit sitting behind the desk
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ..Right, well I guess this briefing will have to be conducted the old fashioned way
Karlito-R-DFC-1 jumps slightly at the appearance of the man in Blue and quickly sits back down
Johnny-R-ICO-1 asks "sir?"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 stares blankly at the man in blue.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: I am Johnathan-B-DFC
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: I'll be your commanding officer
Kad-R-DTT-1 finally opens his eyes, looking relieved. "Ooh, the lights are back on!"
Clyde-R-JHD-1 stares at the man, obviously not enjoying being in his presence.
Johnny-R-ICO-1 stands at attention. "Honored to follow you, sir"
U-R-IST-1: "Excellent."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Since most of you  are recently recruited this mission is a milk run
U-R-IST-1: ((Please put dialogue in white text, it'll make everything easier to read))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you are to go down to R&D, retrieve the CDED, and deliver it to one of our field agents
Kad-R-DTT-1 licks his lips at the mention of milk.
U-R-IST-1: "What clearance level is the CDED?"
U-R-IST-1: "Sir?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Before anyone asks, no, you are not cleared to know what it is
U-R-IST-1 nods.
Kad-R-DTT-1: It's not milk?
Danaru-R-None-1 lowers his hand, slightly disapointed
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Right then, you want to head to R&D lab 56-7y, just down the hall
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER he gestures vaguely
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "How will we know it when we see it?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: right, questions?
U-R-IST-1: "We'll just ask them for it, numbnuts."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: It's labled R&D 56-7y
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((Are all of the character's items carried in a backpack of some sort, or just carried by hand?))
Johnny-R-ICO-1 heads for the door, peers out and looks back.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: they know you're coming
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Anyone else coming?"
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "And the field agent, sir"
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Where will he be?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: They'll contact one of you when you get the device
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: they will give you instructions then
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: anyone else?
Karlito-R-DFC-1 stands and salutes, but makes no move toward the door.
Kad-R-DTT-1 salutes the man in blue and follows Johnny.
Danaru-R-None-1 snaps a quick salute
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: oh, uh, one more thing
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 stands, gives a small salute and heads for the door, pausing as the Blue talks again
U-R-IST-1: mutters, "We haven't been dismissed yet..."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Simmura, you're team leader
Clyde-R-JHD-1 stands up, gives a half-assed salute and turns toward the door
Kad-R-DTT-1 stops following Johnny and starts to follow Simmura instead.
Johnny-R-ICO-1 steps out into the hall, trying to determine which way to R&D 56-7y.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER he puts a hat back under the desk
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Yes, sir. I'll do my best"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Now you're dismissed
U-R-IST-1 stands up and starts following Simmura
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 salutes and makes for the door.
Danaru-R-None-1: "Thank you sir"
Danaru-R-None-1 follows Simmura out the door
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 exits the room
Clyde-R-JHD-1 walks towards the door and exits the room.
Kad-R-DTT-1 follows.
Johnny-R-ICO-1 points to the left.
U-R-IST-1 turns around to salute Johnahtan-B-DFC
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "I think it's that way"
Karlito-R-DFC-1 trails slightly behind the others as he follows the out the door
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the hallway is long and brightly lit. at the south end is a green door
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER at the north end is an orange door labled R&D
Kad-R-DTT-1 stands uncomfortably close behind Simmura.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "We should follow Simmura."
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 heads towards the orange door
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 follows Simmura's lead.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER taped to the door is a small note
U-R-IST-1 follows Simmura, but refuses to enter
Johnny-R-ICO-1 eyes Kad-R-DTT-1, then looks at Simmura.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 reads the note on the door
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: "Out of order, please use entrance 560
Kad-R-DTT-1 peers over Simmura's shoulder, also reading.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 follows the others toward the orange door
Clyde-R-JHD-1 follows the others, waits near the back, observing what happens to the others
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 rolls her eyes, "Typical. Any idea where entrance 560 is?"
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Friend Computer, where is 'Entrance 560' to R&D?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the intercom chimes
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Sorry jhonny, what was that?
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Where is 'entrance 560' to R&D?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: One moment please
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: GPS ACTIVE.....
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Locating.....
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Located
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Please proceed through the door to your front
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "This door /is/ entrance 560?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: That is correct
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Have a nice day
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Thank you, Friend Computer, but it appears to be out-of-order"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Analyzing....
U-R-IST-1: "You heard Friend Computer, Johnny, are you disobeying a direct order?"
Clyde-R-JHD-1 continues waiting near the back, in case the door is trapped
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Analysis confirmed, opening now
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "no, simply askying for verification. I accept that it's the right door, and am just uncertain of what to do in this case"
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Thank you friend computer"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Well, unless Friend Computer wrote this note himself... I think the note is wrong."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER you hear a large, very unhealthy sounding grinding noise
U-R-IST-1: "That seems obvious."
Kad-R-DTT-1: "See? Sounds fine to me!"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "That's not sounding too good to me"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: The door opens slowly
Kad-R-DTT-1 nods in agreement.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "That sounds terrible."
Karlito-R-DFC-1 peers over some shoulders at the opening door
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: and stops about a quarter open
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "The door hinges are probably just rust or somethin'"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER speak again
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((enough to fit through?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Door open, please proceed
U-R-IST-1: "No, this is clearly the work of a traitor."
Kad-R-DTT-1 looks quickly at U-R-IST.
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Anyone here skilled in station maintenance?"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 peers through the partly open door
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Why are you so sure?"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Do you know something we don't?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER through the doorway you see an empty elevator shaft
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Do we have clearance for this entrance anyway?"
Johnny-R-ICO-1 points.
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "I guess that's our ticket.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Checking clearence
Karlito-R-DFC-1 asks, vainly trying to see beyond the door
U-R-IST-1: "No, but I apparently know something you've forgotten, as Friend Computer would never let the door degrade."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you may not call the elevator, that requires ORANGE clearence
Danaru-R-None-1: "...hm..."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Proceeding through the door requires no clearence
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Could you call the lift for us, Friend Computer? We've been assigned a mission by a Blue clearance that requires it"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "Hmmm, which way is R&D, up or down?"
Kad-R-DTT-1 scowls at U-R-IST-1 suspiciously and turns back towards the door, still standing uncomfortably close to Simmura.
U-R-IST-1 walks through the opening.
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 blinks.
U-R-IST-1: Kad, are you unhappy?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Please use the service ladders
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Unhappiness is treason!"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "I'm very happy."
Karlito-R-DFC-1 he says, automatically.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: R&D is down 28 stories
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Looks like we're climbing then", moves through the door
U-R-IST-1: You were just frowning at me!
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: I have halted most elevators in the shaft
Kad-R-DTT-1: "The height on the elevator shaft... I got confused... thought we were upside, I was trying to smile."
Danaru-R-None-1: "twenty ei-- well, we better get started now"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: bolunteers, "I''ll go first I guess."
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((upside down*))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (makes some ominous rolls)
Johnny-R-ICO-1 follows Erik
U-R-IST-1 waits to see if they make it
Danaru-R-None-1 follows Johnny
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 starts down the ladder in third place
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ( I assume most everyone is climbing down)
Clyde-R-JHD-1 stands at nearby, observing what happens to those who climb the ladder.
Danaru-R-None-1 waits for Simmura and goes fourth
Karlito-R-DFC-1 walks to the edge of the shaft, peering down after the others
Karlito-R-DFC-1 begins climbing down
Kad-R-DTT-1 begins climbing down cautiously after Karlito.
U-R-IST-1: I love heights, don't you, Clyde?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Are you trying to annoy me?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER friend computer appears true to its word, the elevators above you are motionless
U-R-IST-1: Er... No.
Danaru-R-None-1: ((I'm terrified to think we all just got a really lucky roll))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (wait one guys)
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER suddenly the bar simmura was holding onto bends worryingly
Johnny-R-ICO-1 hurrys downwards
Kad-R-DTT-1 freezes on the ladder.
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Simmura, come on!
Johnny-R-ICO-1 looks up to help if needed.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER fortunately he maintains his grip, albeit barely
U-R-IST-1: "Looks safe enough to me."
Danaru-R-None-1: "Simmura, you might want to lay off the algae chips"
U-R-IST-1 climbs down after them
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "That was a touch alarming"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 keeps moving, carefully testing the bars as she moves down
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Everyone alright down there?"
Johnny-R-ICO-1 looks at the ladder, then looks to see if there are any doors to get off at
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "I'm fine
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "
Kad-R-DTT-1 grabs a length of plasticord from his pack and ties it around his waist, attaching the other end to... nothing, and continues climbing down, feeling secure.
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Friend Computer, can you hear us?"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "100% safe now!"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER remains silent
Danaru-R-None-1 continues climbing down, avoiding the bent bar
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Friend Computer must be busy elsewhere, helping us all live a happier life!"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (damn people? 7 attempts on each other's lives already!?)
U-R-IST-1: ((Whaaat?))
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((Huh? lol))
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: (Fast workers)
Karlito-R-DFC-1: ((Ha. that's awesome.))
Danaru-R-None-1: ((wow, I'm kinda proud guys))
U-R-IST-1: ((That happening in private chat or what?))
Clyde-R-JHD-1 stumbles forwards
Madis-R-IDS-1: ((is that like a record or something?))
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Is it safe down there?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (yeah, in private chat)
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((How exactly do we initiate that?))
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: ((I'd guess yes, it's happening in private chat... or is it?))
Danaru-R-None-1: "Looks safe so far, still have a few stories to go"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "It's fine, get climbing"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the rest of the climb is tiring, but uneventful
Kad-R-DTT-1: "It's safe, I have a rope!"
U-R-IST-1: ((Initiate private chat? Open a chat window with Warhammer...))
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((I know, but I mean we tell him our intentions in private chat and he rolls to see what happens?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER you reach the R&D room, 40 stories above the "ground" floor
U-R-IST-1: ((Wait a minute
U-R-IST-1: ))
U-R-IST-1: ((Did clyde come down?))
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 is glad to be off the ladder, waits for the rest to arrive
Kad-R-DTT-1 climbs through the door, trailing a meter or so of rope behind him.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (wait one)
Karlito-R-DFC-1 steps down off the ladder, pulling a red comb and teela-O Pocket Mirror out of his pockets. He stares into the mirror, carefully adjusting his buzz cut with the comb.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER a small firecracker falls down the shaft, exploding in a blaze of color just behind U's head
Kad-R-DTT-1 pulls his laser pistol and begins firing wildly into the elevator shaft.
U-R-IST-1: ((Bastard!))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the explosion causes him to lose his grip, and he slips
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (rolls)
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Cease fire, damn it!"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "We're under attack!"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER however he manages to grab on to karls leg
Kad-R-DTT-1 stops firing but continue to train his pistol towards the shaft.
U-R-IST-1: Don't slip!
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 moves to the edge, helping to support Karl
Clyde-R-JHD-1 begins climbing down amidst all the chaos and yells "WHo the hell threw that!?"
Karlito-R-DFC-1: ((Am I still in the shaft actually then?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER and he winds up hanging onto the floor of the door by his fingertips
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (no you wer in the door when this happened)
U-R-IST-1: A little help, guys?
Danaru-R-None-1 rushes over to help them up
Kad-R-DTT-1 follows Simmura, then drops the free end of his rope downs towards U.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Grab it!"
U-R-IST-1 grabs the rope
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 helps pull the pair up
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER no one dies, or falls to their doom
Karlito-R-DFC-1 accepts Simmura's help and struggles onto the ledge, muttering,
Karlito-R-DFC-1: thanks...
Johnny-R-ICO-1 watches as he chews his VITA-YUM bar...
U-R-IST-1: Weelll that was exciting. Shall we shoot Clyde for a traitor now?
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: ((surprisingly, I was expecting at least one person to die there))
Danaru-R-None-1: "The traitor struck again... but it looks like we managed to stay safe"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: /everyone else makes it down with no more incidents
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Did I hit him with my perfectly timed reaction?"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Anyone see who dropped that?"
Kad-R-DTT-1 twirls his pistol and holsters it.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER aa while later, clyde makes it down as well
U-R-IST-1: I only saw one person above me, and that was Clyde.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "How do we know you didn't set the firecracker off to frame Clyde?"
Johnny-R-ICO-1 wipes his hands with a towelette.
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((or explosion.. whatever))
U-R-IST-1: Because I'm not suicidal?
Kad-R-DTT-1: You're not dead.
Danaru-R-None-1: "Isn't it possible that a traitor from outside the team threw it from above? It could be the same traitor who cut the power in the briefing room"
U-R-IST-1: ... I suppose it is.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Friend Computer, was there anybody above us with an open door?"
Clyde-R-JHD-1: " Or the same person who posted the false note on the door?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER voice come over the speakers
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: One moment please
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Why try to kill a bunch of Reds, though? Why not the Blue that was briefing us?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: there were 4 doors opened above you. there were 5,000 Infra Reds on those floors
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Traitors are everywhere, it seems"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Well, we know who did it now."
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Because of the mission we are doing, perhaps?"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "5,000 infrared..."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: of those, 700 could have detonated a compact explosive
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "How many were near the doors?"
Danaru-R-None-1: "Seven Hundred..."
Kad-R-DTT-1 looks in his pack.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the R&D room is at the end of the hall, behind a RED door
Kad-R-DTT-1: "I don't have that many charges for my pistol."
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "Are we allowed to know about any higher clearance people on those floors?"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "We have 700 traitors on our tail... this is bad."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Negative Erik, you are not cleared for those above your level
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Let's just get on with the mission"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "So 700+ possible traitors. Wonderful. How about we move away before something larger follows us down?"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Like a fat infra red?"
U-R-IST-1 's eyes widen
U-R-IST-1 runs down the hall toward R&D
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER suddenly an elevator descends the shaft at breakneck speeds
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 heads for the RED door
Danaru-R-None-1: "We should continue our mission, there's no way we can check 700 IRs"
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Maybe we'll lose them on our way"
Clyde-R-JHD-1 runs down the hall
Karlito-R-DFC-1 nods and backs away from the shaft, stumbling as the elevator speeeds by
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 hears the lift falling and runs
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER a few scconds later you hear a liud SMASH and smoke rises from the shaft
Kad-R-DTT-1 runs as well.
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 runs after them.
Danaru-R-None-1: "Wow, looks like we got out of there just in time"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER speaks again
Danaru-R-None-1 runs after the group, towards the red door
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: THERE ARE CURRENTLY TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES IN SHAFT 78, PLEASE USE THE STAIRS
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: HAVE A NICE DAY

[Karlito]

Anyhow what do people think about 3pm - (I don't know) on Sunday EST?

I would also be good with a game around this time.

[warhammer651]

Spoiler:  One-shot log part the second (click to show/hide)

Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: THERE ARE CURRENTLY TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES IN SHAFT 78, PLEASE USE THE STAIRS
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: HAVE A NICE DAY
JuliusClonkus entered chat.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 picks himself up and follows after the others at a light jog
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the door opens without a problem, revealing a room with a roof several levels above
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 sighs and slows to a walk, moving through the door
U-R-IST-1: ((... There were stairs. Brilliant!))
Johnny-R-ICO-1 follows through the door.
Kad-R-DTT-1 walks very closely behind Simmura.
Clyde-R-JHD-1 goes through the door and looks up
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER several people in GREEN RED and INDIGO jumpsuits move around buisliy
Danaru-R-None-1 goes through the door with the others
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "So it's the same room except with other people then us?"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "Ermmm, what was that thing we were looking for called again?"
U-R-IST-1 follows the group
Danaru-R-None-1: "Wow, so this is RD? Nice place to work"
U-R-IST-1: We're here for the CDED.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "It's also a place where we could get attacked again."
Karlito-R-DFC-1 steps through the door, trying to stay behind his fellow troubleshooters
Johnny-R-ICO-1 calls out.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER finally, a girl in a blue jumpsuit, accompanied by a man in a red jump suit approaches
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Excuse us, we're here for the CDED?"
Kad-R-DTT-1 salutes the girl in a blue jumpsuit.
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 salutes
U-R-IST-1 salutes the blue
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 salutes the Blue
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Ah, you must be the troubleshooters
Danaru-R-None-1 snaps a quick salute to the lady in blue
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Yes sir!"
JuliusClonkus left chat.
Johnny-R-ICO-1 salutes quickly
Karlito-R-DFC-1 after an instant of hesitation salutes the BLUE
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Well, Madis here has the CDED
Clyde-R-JHD-1 salutes
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: He's the only one qualified to use it, so he's going with you
Danaru-R-None-1 nods to Madis in greeting
Kad-R-DTT-1: Does he know what it is?
Kad-R-DTT-1: Sir?
U-R-IST-1: Of course not, he's the same clearance as the rest of us.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: It detects communists and purges them with a focused neutron beam
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "All right. Anything else we should know?"
Kad-R-DTT-1 smiles.
U-R-IST-1: ... Er, Oh!
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: wait...I shouldn't have said that
U-R-IST-1: Said what?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: You all did not hear that
U-R-IST-1: Hear what?
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Hear what??"
Danaru-R-None-1: "Roger that, I didn't hear anything"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Of course we didn't. In fact, there was nothing to hear"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "I need to uh... go over here."
Kad-R-DTT-1 shuffles away to a quiet corner.
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 whistles innocently
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: right, the agents are near Apartment block 789gh-C
Kad-R-DTT-1 talks on his phone.
U-R-IST-1: Er, our CO said that you would give us further instruction.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Madis will lead you there
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Yes, madis knows where you're going
Madis-R-IDS-1: "Follow me then."
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: So we just make sure Madis doesn't die horribly then...
Danaru-R-None-1: "Alright Madis, lead the way"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the girl gets back to work on a vaccum cleaner
Karlito-R-DFC-1 sizes up Madis for a moment and follows after him
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 salutes the Blue again then follows Madis
Madis-R-IDS-1 starts walking
Clyde-R-JHD-1 salutes again, eyes the girl, and follows Madis.
Johnny-R-ICO-1: /moves to follow.
U-R-IST-1 follows Madis.
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 follows
Kad-R-DTT-1 hangs up his phone and followzs.
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((follows*)
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER madis takes a long, winding path through the complex, changing floors multiple times
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER eventually you come to a large factory area
Karlito-R-DFC-1 steps up beside Madis and says,
Johnny-R-ICO-1 looks around warily, hand on his laser pistol
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "You seem to be in a hurry, huh?"
U-R-IST-1 scans the room, looking for signs of an ambush.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER as you enter the factory, 14 Infra reds block your entrance and surround you
Clyde-R-JHD-1 observes the place and looks for signs of traps
U-R-IST-1 draws his laser pistol
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Sirs?"
Danaru-R-None-1 puts his hand on his laser pistol, glancing around at the IRs
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 moves a hand to her pistol
U-R-IST-1: Out of the way IRs.
Kad-R-DTT-1 draws his laser pistol and looks around warily.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER they are equipped with a mixture of hand weapons, and all of them are wearing the symbol of PURGE
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Well well well
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER their leader says
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Red clearance, move away"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 draws laser pistol
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: what have we here
Danaru-R-None-1: "We're on official business from Friend Computer, you will step aside."
Karlito-R-DFC-1 yanks out his laser pointing it around at the infro reds
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: OUT OF THE WAY MOTHERFUCKING MAGGOTS!
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: looks like a buncha troubleshooters
Clyde-R-JHD-1 steps up to the leader and says,
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Looks like a bunch of trouble"
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Yeah, what of it?"
Kad-R-DTT-1 eyes the PURGE symbol on one of the IRs and aims his pistol at the leader's head.
Madis-R-IDS-1 points the CDED at them and pushes buttons on it.
Johnny-R-ICO-1 slips his pistol from his holster, keying the switch.
Johnny-R-ICO-1 dives to cover.
U-R-IST-1: Hang on, Madis, We've got this.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER as madis punches random buttons another group shows up behind the PURGE Members
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 is eying the newcomers carefully
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: they are wearing Blue jumpsuits and appear to be smuggling a nuclear warhead
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER they stop dead upon seeing both parties and a few of them draw plasma rifles
U-R-IST-1 salutes the newcomers
Kad-R-DTT-1: "These Infra-Reds are enemies of the Friend Computer, sirs!"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 draws her pistol
U-R-IST-1: Nothing we can't handle, though!
Kad-R-DTT-1 pulls the trigger of his laser pistol, aimed at the leader's head.
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Hey now Kad, you can't be sure off that."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: /e wait a second people
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((Sorry))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: being bombarded
Madis-R-IDS-1 bangs on the CDED and presses more buttons.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the CDed suddenly blares through its speakers WARNING WARNING
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 moves the hell away from Madis
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: COMMUNISTS DETECTED
U-R-IST-1 ducks for cover
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: UNKNOWN LOCATION
Karlito-R-DFC-1 takes several steps away from the CDED
Clyde-R-JHD-1 withdraws a gun and points toward the nuclear warhead.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER one of the blues panics and fires at clyde
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 thinks for a moment, then runs for the door.
Danaru-R-None-1 ducks behind cover, in case the CDED starts attacking friendlies
Johnny-R-ICO-1 crouches behind a crate, pistol up
Kad-R-DTT-1 dives away from Clyde, going for cover.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the plasma shot hits clyde, incinerating his left leg below the knee
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 takes cover and fires on anyone not wearing Red
Clyde-R-JHD-1 falls to the ground, but keeps the gun pointed at the warhead
Karlito-R-DFC-1 ducks under the shots, searching for some cover
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: right, making rolls for combat
Kad-R-DTT-1 sticks his laser pistol out from behind a crate and fires wildly in the general vicinity off everybody else
Johnny-R-ICO-1 blindfires over the crate in the direction of the IRs
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Try that shit again, and I'll blow all of us up."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: please hold
Karlito-R-DFC-1 turns and stares at Clyde
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Karlito fires, and its the purge leader in the shoulder
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Urist fires and hits clyde in the back
U-R-IST-1: "Shit, sorry!"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: clyde, surprised, drops his gun
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the blues fire wildly and kill 3 of the PURGE members
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the Purge teams fire at both of you, hitting simmura in the eye, blinding but not killing him
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: and madis in the groin
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: ((Her, damn it))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (why is groin on the hit location table?)
U-R-IST-1: ((Saw that coming, haw))
Johnny-R-ICO-1 crawls to Simmura
Madis-R-IDS-1: ((ow...))
Danaru-R-None-1 tries to provide covering fire to distract the PURGE members from the wounded teammates
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: they also hit a blue who tumbles over a ledge firing wildly
Clyde-R-JHD-1 scrambles to gran the gun again
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((*Grab, sorry.))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: his shots hit one of the fire sprinklers, setting off the whole system
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Dan fires, and hits another infra red, vaporizing him
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: clyd goes for the gun, but a blue kicks it aaway and takes him hostage
Johnny-R-ICO-1 raises hiss bullhorn to his lips
Madis-R-IDS-1 screams in pain and keeps pressing buttons on the CDED
Kad-R-DTT-1 continues to fire his pistol over the top of a crate without looking.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the CDED blares again "INITIATING SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Kad fires and kills another blue
Madis-R-IDS-1: Oh shit!
Johnny-R-ICO-1 thinks better than to call attention to himself in this fight, and drops back behind cover
Danaru-R-None-1: "Madis! Cancel that self destruct! you'll kill us all!"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the blues run for the exit, leaving the nuke
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 takes cover
Madis-R-IDS-1: "I dont know how!"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: ((Did I make it to the exit, or am I just still standing there?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: SELF DESTRUCT IN <most dramatic moment, here>
Johnny-R-ICO-1 runs for the door, trying to drag the blinded Simmura
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (you made it
Danaru-R-None-1 vaults over the cover and makes a dive to where Madis is
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: they're trying to run
Madis-R-IDS-1 attempts to throw the CDED as far as he can
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the blues still have clyde hostage
Johnny-R-ICO-1 fires back behind them as he drags Simmura
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 is also swearing colourfully
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the CDED lands near a barrel marked BIOHAZARD
U-R-IST-1: Leave him, he was trying to kill us all!
Danaru-R-None-1: "Dammit Madis!"
Johnny-R-ICO-1 continues to fire back as he and Simmura near the door.
Madis-R-IDS-1: "ohshitohshitohshitohshit!"
Kad-R-DTT-1 leaves cover and sprints towards the nuclear weapon.
Danaru-R-None-1: /sprints after the CDED in a desperate attempt to stop the self destruct
Danaru-R-None-1: ((...messed that up
Madis-R-IDS-1 attempts to run for some cover
Karlito-R-DFC-1: (where are the infrareds)
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: SELF DESTRUCT IN N-5 turns)
U-R-IST-1: ((... there are turns? :/ ))\
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Urist fires wildly and hits dan's ear, burning it off
U-R-IST-1: Shit!
Johnny-R-ICO-1 throws Simmura  towards the door as best he can then turns back at the edge of the door, surveying the room
Kad-R-DTT-1 looks for an access panel and begins to work to ensure the nuclear weapon is disarmed ((if he arrives))
Madis-R-IDS-1: ((away for a moment, brb))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (kad, do you mean the CDED?)
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (ah, nvm)
Madis-R-IDS-1: ((back))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: The box the nuke is in starts warning NUKE ARMED, INSERT TARGET
Danaru-R-None-1 tries to regain his composure and deactivate the CDED even with his scorched ear
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Dan manages to disarm the CDED at T-1 turns till detonation
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the remaining PURGE members scatter
Madis-R-IDS-1: ((awww, was hoping for a bang))
Danaru-R-None-1 Dives behind cover and starts cursing wildly about his ear now that he's not about to explode
Karlito-R-DFC-1 begins sprinting after one of the purge members waving his pistol
U-R-IST-1 follows after Karlito
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: (Was I totally blinded or just in one eye?)
Madis-R-IDS-1: "I got shot in the groin! Shut up about your ear!"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: just one eye
Danaru-R-None-1 suddenly stops complaining about his ear
Kad-R-DTT-1 presses a few buttons on the nuclear warhead.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: clyde stumbles back into the room looking a bit worse for wear
Johnny-R-ICO-1 kneels next to Simmura and offers her a Lemonie-Moistened Towelette.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 gets back up, struggling to see through one eye
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 peeks back in through the door then tries to surreptitiously make his way back to the group.
Kad-R-DTT-1 runs away.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the nuke speaks again " BELGIUM TARGETED, ETA 1,0007 Years)
Madis-R-IDS-1: "Where is Belgium?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the remaining OPurge members leave through various exits
Karlito-R-DFC-1 he quickly loses speed and bends over, panting
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Anyone got medical supplies?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER all is quiet in the factory once more
Madis-R-IDS-1: "I call dibs if there are any!"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "I've got some... Visomorpain, no idea if that helps."
Karlito-R-DFC-1 walks slowly back toward the others
U-R-IST-1: I'm sorry for my terrible aim, you two...
Madis-R-IDS-1: "Whatever, just give it me!"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Just Visomorpain."
Karlito-R-DFC-1: I have some medical experience
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 tosses the bottle to Madis
Madis-R-IDS-1 downs the whole bottle
U-R-IST-1: ((Er, is Clyde still with ust? also, what happened to the blues?))
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Anyone else hurt?"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: ((Incidentally what's "cold fun"?))
U-R-IST-1: ((Us, not Ust*))
Danaru-R-None-1: "My ear's torched, just a vanity wound though, worry about the others first"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER Madis's eyes go bloodshot
U-R-IST-1 walks over to dan to appologize
Madis-R-IDS-1: COMMUNISTS EVERYWHERE!
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Well, at least the CDED's still okay"
Kad-R-DTT-1 leans back against a nearby wall, unharmed, and apparently pleased with himself.
Danaru-R-None-1: "Hey it's all good, if I had to clone I'd probably be upset, this is nothing"
Madis-R-IDS-1: DONT KILL ME!
U-R-IST-1: Sorry about that ear, man. I was trying to shoot the CDED...
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER madis is going crazy it looks like
U-R-IST-1: Alright, so we're cool.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "How much of that did he take?"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "Chill, nobody's trying to kill you."
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Hey Madis, take it easy"
U-R-IST-1: He downed  the whole bottle.
Danaru-R-None-1: "Woah, Madis, calm down, the enemies are gone"
Madis-R-IDS-1: DONT LIE TO ME!
U-R-IST-1: ...
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Just relax guys... sure, a few of you are probably commies, but you're probably not trying to kill Madis. So Madis, just relax."
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "A whole bottle of Visomorpain. Greeeeeaaaat"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 facepalms
Madis-R-IDS-1: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Karlito-R-DFC-1 pulls a gelernine tablet out of his pockets and extends it toward Madis.
Danaru-R-None-1: "Wait Madis did WHAT?"
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "You should take this, it'll help."
Madis-R-IDS-1: NO!
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "That was a bad idea, huh?"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "I think he's taken enough drugs"
Karlito-R-DFC-1: ((gelgernine*))
Madis-R-IDS-1 pulls out a laser pistol and aims it at Karlito
Danaru-R-None-1 pulls out his pistol and aims it at Madis
U-R-IST-1 aims at Madis
Danaru-R-None-1: "Madis! Drop it!"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Calm the fuck down, all of you!"
Kad-R-DTT-1 pulls out his laser pistol and aims it at nobody in particular, since he wasn't paying much attention.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 quickly reverses step, putting the tablet back in his pocket
Johnny-R-ICO-1 puts his pistol away and combs his hair
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER eats popcorn
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "There's clearly no Commies around since the CDED didn't zap anyone"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "It said it detected Commies."
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: ((I have to quickly eat dinner, so maybe you could proceed without me?))
Madis-R-IDS-1: "Yes. It did."
U-R-IST-1: In an unknown location... Who knows what range that thing has.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "It thought they were close enough that blowing up in that room would have killed them."
Kad-R-DTT-1: "So..."
Danaru-R-None-1: "It could have been the IRs, or even the Blues with the nuke"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Or someone following us"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Or one of us."
U-R-IST-1: Or even someone halfway across Alpha Complex.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER suddenly you hear a lound clanging noise from behind you

[KatalDT]

Anyhow what do people think about 3pm - (I don't know) on Sunday EST?

I would also be good with a game around this time.

I'd be fine with any time on Sunday.

[warhammer651]

Spoiler:  Part the Third (click to show/hide)

Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER suddenly you hear a lound clanging noise from behind you
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 spins, drawing her pistol again
Karlito-R-DFC-1 he keeps his eyes trained on Madis
Madis-R-IDS-1 shoots
U-R-IST-1 shoots Madis
U-R-IST-1: er, at Madis anyway
Kad-R-DTT-1 shoots U-R-IST
Johnny-R-ICO-1 draws his pistol, dropping the comb on the floor
Madis-R-IDS-1: COMMUNISTS MUST DIE!
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "Just put the gun aw-"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: hold on
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: die rolls
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 turns back, "Cease fire, damn it!"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Madis' shot hits karlito in the neck, damaging the voice box
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Urists shot hit's madis' laser, destroying it
U-R-IST-1: ((Exactly as planned))
Karlito-R-DFC-1 falls to the floor, clutching at his neck
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((Oh crap I didn't see madis shoot first))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Kad's shot hits urist in the back of the head, killing him
Danaru-R-None-1: "Nicely done Urist!"
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((Take it as IC or a mistake I guess, up to you))
U-R-IST-1: ((DAMNIT))
Madis-R-IDS-1: ((Bahahaha))
U-R-IST-2: ((FFFFUUUUUU))
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((lmao))
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Fucking idiots!"
Madis-R-IDS-1: ((This is fun.))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: in the doorway, you can see a broom fell over and hit a bucket
Kad-R-DTT-1 holsters his pistol, sort of hoping nobody noticed him fire.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Nobody fucking shoot! Weapons away!"
Kad-R-DTT-1 raises his hands innocently.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "It's been away."
U-R-IST-2: ((Welp, I'm dead till the end of this mission, I've got to walk the dog anyway so I'll let Warhammer know when I get back.))
Danaru-R-None-1 holters his weapon
Karlito-R-DFC-1 spits up blood
Madis-R-IDS-1 suddenly notices the overwhelming pain again
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 is muttering under her breath
Madis-R-IDS-1 takes a gelgernine tablet
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "What we are going to do is finish this fucking mission without anyone shooting anyone else and then we are getting fucking medical attention and all will be fucking well. Understand?"
Kad-R-DTT-1 nods enthusiastically.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "That's what I've been trying to say!"
Danaru-R-None-1: "Understood, we need to get this mission completed. Before we're all dead."
Madis-R-IDS-1: "I dont think I can shoot anyone now..."
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Why not?"
Madis-R-IDS-1: "My gun got shot"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Fucking good. Now pick up the fucking CDED and lead us to the fucking place"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "There's an extra."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER clyde re enters the room
Kad-R-DTT-1 points at U-R-IST's corpse.
Danaru-R-None-1: "I've got the CDED, we can head out any time"
Madis-R-IDS-1: "I dont really know where we the place is."
Clyde-R-JHD-1 surveys the area, noticing U-R-IST's corpse and the new injuries among the group.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER kad's phone rings
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "If you don't fucking know where it is, then who the fuck does?"
Kad-R-DTT-1 answers it and smiles, then actually laughs a little.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "I see you all managed to function well without me."
Madis-R-IDS-1: "I have no idea."
Danaru-R-None-1: "Dammit Madis"
Karlito-R-DFC-1 stands up, balancing unsteadily
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER 's voice comes over the annuncer
Karlito-R-DFC-1: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Kad, for killing OPurge's second in command, you are promoted to ORANGE clearence
Kad-R-DTT-1 smiles.
Kad-R-DTT-1: Thank you Friend Computer!
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 salutes Kad
Danaru-R-None-1 applauds Kad's promotion
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Have a nice day
Karlito-R-DFC-1 stares up at the speaker with a blank look on his face
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 is still muttering profanities under her breath
Madis-R-IDS-1: "We are having a very nice day."
Clyde-R-JHD-1 stares at Kad.
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Madis, where are we to meet this field agent?"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Think hard"
Madis-R-IDS-1: "I think it was apartment block 789gh-C, I dont know where it is."
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Friend Computer, can you tell us how to get to Apartment Block 789gh-C?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: One Moment
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Activating GPS
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Maybe we should stop at the market in case any more OPurge members appear."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Locating.........
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Located
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: please head up 89 stories
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 is cursing louder
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Simmura, Danura, Erik, please relieve Clyde of his sidearm. We don't want him trying to shoot any more nuclear weapons."
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "My weapon that's still on the floor?"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "ermmm... so where are the stairs?
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Oh, good."
Danaru-R-None-1 salutes Kad and picks up Clyde's sidearm from the floor
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "Oh that's right."
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 searches the corpses
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: They are at 79364fgdljxhxfdghbvzfh data corupp-t-t-t-t-t-tt93275gfzbv
Madis-R-IDS-1: "May I ask that someone carry me?"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Friend Computer... since I'm Orange now... do I have clearance for the elevators?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ERROR
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 takes a Visomorpain pill from her pack and takes it before continuing to curse
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: SCHEDULED MATINANCE IS 90,000 DAYS OVERDUE
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: INITIATING REBOOT
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((Isn't clyde missing a leg?))
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 searches U's body
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ETA 67Days till restarted
Danaru-R-None-1: "...that can't be good"
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Hmm."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER all power in alpha complex goes out
Madis-R-IDS-1: "What do we do now?"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 is running out of swearwords
Karlito-R-DFC-1: Aaaaaaaaagh!
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Does anybody have a light of any sort?"
Madis-R-IDS-1 pulls out a disposable lighter
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Thanks."
Kad-R-DTT-1 grabs a Cancer-Lite Cigarette and walks towards Madis to get a light.
Madis-R-IDS-1: "And you dont say a word about this."
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((Yeah, I'm missing my left leg from the knee down.))
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Clyde, can you carry Madis please?"
Madis-R-IDS-1: ((lol))
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 answers her phone
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: Maybe we should check the bodies, they might have a flashlight or something.
Danaru-R-None-1: "Alright, we need to figure out how to get to 789gh-C, Friend Computer won't be able to help, does anyone have any idea?"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 is talking quietly into her phone
Kad-R-DTT-1 takes a long drag on his Cancer-Lite.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "You're a dick, you kow that?"
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((*know))
Kad-R-DTT-1 stops drawing on his cigarette and looks towards Clyde.
Karlito-R-DFC-1: ((should change your name to Kad-O))
Kad-R-DTT-1: "Did you just call an Orange a dick, Red?"
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "No."
Kad-O-DTT-1: ((ty))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER one of the girders in the factory finally falls and lands on Madis
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: ((XD))
Kad-O-DTT-1 looks at Madis, then moves towards him to snatch his lighter.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (he had to leave)
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Well, that's one problem solved."
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Well that relieves me of some ffort."
Madis-R-IDS-1: ((ow))
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((*effort))
Madis-R-IDS-1: ((anyway, bye, yeah))
Kad-O-DTT-1: ((Laters!))
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((Bye))
Danaru-R-None-1: ((Later Madis))
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 is only avoiding swearing because of the phone to her ear
Kad-O-DTT-1: "We can't leave his body here like this. It's disrespectful. Clyde, carry his body please."
Madis-R-IDS-1: ((AHAHAHAHAHA))
Madis-R-IDS-1: ((anyway going yeah))
Clyde-R-JHD-1 mutters something under his breath and crawls towards the body.
Madis-R-IDS-1 left chat.
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "He is missing one leg..."
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "I assume you want me to lift this girder, too?"
Kad-O-DTT-1: "So he doesn't have to carry his leg too. I'm carrying two legs, you don't see me complaining."
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Or at least get rid of it?"
Johnny-R-ICO-1: I'll carry the body
Danaru-R-None-1 checks Madis' body, and finds his PDC
Danaru-R-None-1: "Let me check something right quick"
Johnny-R-ICO-1 stops drinking Cold Fun and steps up
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 puts her phone away, "Apparently there's a map station on the other side of the factory"
Kad-O-DTT-1 moves to help remove the girder from Madis' body.
Danaru-R-None-1: "Oh, good, we should be able to find the way to 789gh-C there
Kad-O-DTT-1: "If he's too heavy for you Johnny, we can carry him in pieces."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the girder is impossible to move without specialized equipment
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Assuming it's actually there. If it isn't, we're fucked"
Kad-O-DTT-1 strains at the girder and gives up after several seconds.
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Well, it's a proper enough burial site. Shall we go then?"
Kad-O-DTT-1 holds the lighter out in front of him.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Do we need specialized equiment to have the authorization to move it, or is it just too heavy, Computer?"
Kad-O-DTT-1: ((I think that was just info for us Clyde, not the computer))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (yeah)
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((Oh, oops))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (FC is rebooting)
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((Sorry.))
Danaru-R-None-1: "Let's head to the map station then, we need to find 789gh-C and get this thing delivered."
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 checks the nearby corpses hoping for a light source, or a bigger gun.
Kad-O-DTT-1 heads back towards the factory with the lighter.
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Erik, catch up when you find something. Everybody else, let's move out"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 follows Kad, cursing finally dying off
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "If you really want the damn corpse, i'll get rid of the girder."
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Clyde, keep up!"
Danaru-R-None-1 follows Kad out
Karlito-R-DFC-1: /carefully follows Cad, keeping an eye on the dim light provided by the lighter
Karlito-R-DFC-1: ((should've been an emote))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER you hear a sudden crucnhing from the hirder
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((It's ./me)))
Karlito-R-DFC-1: ((also should've been Kad. Fruedian slip.))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER CLyde appears to be...eating it
Kad-O-DTT-1: ((lmao))
Kad-O-DTT-1 looks back at the girder.
Kad-O-DTT-1: ((eating the girder or the corpse?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ....it disappears rather quickly. from the way his jaw dislocates to accomodate it, it is obvious he is a mutant
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (the girder)
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Therem you can take the corpse now, but don't tell anyone about this, or you'll meet the same fate as that girder."
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "O....K...."
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((*There, I seem to be making a lot of typos))]
Johnny-R-ICO-1 draws his pistol on Clyde.
Danaru-R-None-1: "...What girder, I saw nothing"
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Let's see your papers, scum"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 also draws her pistol, although her aim is wavering a little
Kad-O-DTT-1 walks back towards the situation unfolding, also drawing his pistol.
Clyde-R-JHD-1 draws another gun.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 draws his pistol, taking slow steps away from the action
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Clyde... papers?"
Rift entered chat.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: "Why don't you just keep quiet and we can all get along nicely?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ( he isn't wearing the jumpsuit of a registered mutant either)
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Let a traitor get away? Not a chance"
Johnny-R-ICO-1: "Die, mutant, you don't belong in this world!"
Johnny-R-ICO-1 fires
Kad-O-DTT-1 nods.
Kad-O-DTT-1 fires.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 fires too
Clyde-R-JHD-1 fires
Danaru-R-None-1: /draws his weapon and fires
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the shot misses and hit the biohazard barrel
Danaru-R-None-1: ((fffffffff))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: green gas begins leaking into the factory
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "Shiiitttt."
Danaru-R-None-1: "Shit! we need to get out of here!"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Clyde's pistol explodes, taking his hand with it
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Everyone misses
Clyde-R-JHD-1 crawls towards the nearest exit.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 turns to run in the general direction of the map station
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Danura, let's go!"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 follows simmura
Kad-O-DTT-1 runs in the direction Simmura did.
Danaru-R-None-1 makes a run for the door
Karlito-R-DFC-1 turns and follows Simmura
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the gas satrts to rise
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER it is lighter than air
Johnny-R-ICO-1 runs
Kad-O-DTT-1 lets the lighter click off before the gas reaches him.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 is also cursing again, mostly the word fuck
Johnny-R-ICO-1 dives to the ground
Danaru-R-None-1 dives down and starts crawling to the exit
Danaru-R-None-1: "Get down! get below the gas!"
Kad-O-DTT-1 drops to the ground with the others.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 falls to his hands and knees
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 drops and continues crawling
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER from the level above, you hear screams
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 crawls
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER after a bit, you make it to the map sation
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER there appears to be one, badly singed map left
Danaru-R-None-1 checks the map, hoping to find 789gh-C on it
Kad-O-DTT-1 holds the lighter a foot or so away so Danaru can read it.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER you catch a glimpse of where it is before that corner of the map disintigrates from handling
Kad-O-DTT-1 sighs.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "So now what?"
Danaru-R-None-1: "Don't worry, guys, I got a glimpse of it before it disintigrates, I know where we need to go"
Kad-O-DTT-1 hands Danaru the lighter.
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Lead on."
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 gets a blowtorch from her bag, then lights it for more light
Danaru-R-None-1 flicks on the lighter, and heads for where 789gh-C is
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Oh, gee, it's good you didn't have that in your bag earlier."
Kad-O-DTT-1 follows Danaru.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 follows them, profanity dying off again
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER as you travel up the stairs you see that the gas appears to be spreading up
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "there's got to be a limit to how much area the gas can cover.
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "
Rift left chat.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Then do we wait it out or overtake it?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER you finally enter on of the "city" halls, designed to look like something right off the old word's surface cities
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Maybe somebody should go breath it and see what happens."
Kad-O-DTT-1: "I wish Clyde were here...."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER there are piles of dead bodies in the streets
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "I'm going to go ahead and assume it's lethal, actually"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "I think it's safe to say we don't want to breathe it."
Karlito-R-DFC-1 stares with apparent horror at the visible bodies
Danaru-R-None-1: "...hm, that's not a good sign"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER one building at the end of the block still has lights
Kad-O-DTT-1 looks around.
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Let me know if you guys see any bodies about my size with an orange jumpsuit."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the building is labled block 789gh-C
Danaru-R-None-1: "Here we are, finally"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER there is the sound of gunfire coming from its direction
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 starts cursing again
Kad-O-DTT-1 draws his pistol.
Johnny-R-ICO-1 draws his postol
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Everybody quiet, weapons out."
Danaru-R-None-1 pulls out the laser pistol
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 draws pistol.
Danaru-R-None-1: "It's never easy is it"
Karlito-R-DFC-1 draws his pistol
Kad-O-DTT-1 creeps forward towards the building, trying to use any shelter possible to be stealthy.
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 stops cursing and draws her pistol
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 follows him as stealthily as she can
Karlito-R-DFC-1 follows carefully behind the other two
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER as you approach, you see the building has been converted to a veritable fortress, with both sides yelling the other is communist
Kad-O-DTT-1: ((one side outside, one side inside?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER most of the citizens attacking it aare IRs
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "Now I see why we need the CDEC"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (one out, one in, yes)
Danaru-R-None-1: "Dammit! Communists?! They must be here to steal the CDED!"
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Danura, why not activate that CDEC and toss it towards the IR's. It'll sort out the commies."
Danaru-R-None-1: "Roger, I'll see if I can get this working"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 is leaned against a wall, cursing under her breath, watching Danaru carefully
Johnny-R-ICO-1 fires
Kad-O-DTT-1: ((at what? lol))
Johnny-R-ICO-1: I've had enough of this shit today
Danaru-R-None-1 starts pressing buttons, he doesn't look confident
Johnny-R-ICO-1: They're probably both commies
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: one second people
Johnny-R-ICO-1: I'm from ICO, and I say Kill 'em All
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 takes cover as Johhny opens fire
Kad-O-DTT-1: ((brb bio))
Neonivek left chat.
Danaru-R-None-1 smiles
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 ducks for cover
Danaru-R-None-1: "I got this thing ready to fire, but I don't know what range it's at, I need to get closer!"
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Is it detecting any commies here?"
Kad-O-DTT-1 gets behind cover and fires off a few shots in the direction Johnny did.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: COMMUNISTS DETECTED
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: WARNING
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: WARNING
Danaru-R-None-1: "Yeah, but it's not specific on which group it is, I need to get close enough to both sides before we can be sure!"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Good luck with that, I'm staying here"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER a candybar lands near you
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Ooh! Candy!"
Johnny-R-ICO-1 stares.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 nods emphatically at Simmura's words
Danaru-R-None-1 tries to get closer to the fight, hiding behind cover to dodge attacks
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: covered in some white powder
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Somebody find out if that's sugar on that. If it is, please bring it to me."
Kad-O-DTT-1 gets behind a piece of cover between him and the candy.
Danaru-R-None-1 gets in close
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "Knowing our luck today, it's explosive or something"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: ((brb))
Danaru-R-None-1: "I'm activating the weapon! Hold your fire on the surviving team when it's done!"
Danaru-R-None-1 activates the CDED and hurls it into the fight
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 cowers
Kad-O-DTT-1 glances back and forth between the CDED and the candy, trying to decide which is more important.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 looks over at Danaru
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the CDED emits a large flash of light and the attacking force dies completely
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the defenders are unharmed
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Excellent job Danaru!"
Danaru-R-None-1: "We did it!"
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: "Wow, that was effective."
Danaru-R-None-1 walks over and picks up the CDED again
Danaru-R-None-1: "We're here to deliver the CDED"
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: ((back))
Kad-O-DTT-1 looks back to the candy.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Ah, you mast be Danaru, ja?
Danaru-R-None-1 directed to the forces in the building
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER one of them approaches you, appears to be a leader of them
Karlito-R-DFC-1 scrambles over to the candy bar, studying it carefully
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 leaves cover, holstering her weapon again
Danaru-R-None-1: "That's right, here, we defeated the communists fighting outside with it"
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Karlito, test it for purity. We can split it."
Danaru-R-None-1 hands the CDED to the leader
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER takes the CDED
Johnny-R-ICO-1 stays back, and takes out some Cold-Fun!
Kad-O-DTT-1 appears to have forgotten about the CDED.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: I...ah... see
Johnny-R-ICO-1 sips from the Cold Fun
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Please, everyone, do come in
Karlito-R-DFC-1 carefully picks up the candy bar
Kad-O-DTT-1 pops a Visomorpain in his mouth as he watches.
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 comes out of hiding and follows
Danaru-R-None-1 walks into the building with the leader
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: we shall wait here until the power returns
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 follows them into the building
Johnny-R-ICO-1 follows, near the back of the group, continuing to sip the Cold Fun.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 glances up at Kad and then back to the candy bar, breaking off a small piece
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER clyde crawls into view
Kad-O-DTT-1: ((whose view? outside by the candy bar or inside?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: outside
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: by the candybar
Kad-O-DTT-1 sees Clyde and jumps in surprise.
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Karlito! Get the candy bar and get to cover!"
Karlito-R-DFC-1 catching a glimpse of Clyde he runs toward the entrance to the building
Kad-O-DTT-1 fires at Clyde.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (Boom, Headshot)
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER clyde's head is vaporized
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 hears Kad shouting something at Karlito and ignores it until she hears the gunfire, wearily draws her pistol again and heads back outside
Danaru-R-None-1 draws his weapon
Danaru-R-None-1: "What's going on?!"
Kad-O-DTT-1 twirls his pistol clumsily and holsters it.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER evryone in the building draws weapons
Kad-O-DTT-1 yells.
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Everything's fine, mutant dead."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER everyone in the building slowly lowers their weapons
Danaru-R-None-1 nods, and holsters his pistol
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 puts her pistol away again
Kad-O-DTT-1 goes to Clyde's body to scavenge for anything useful.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (you find nothing useful
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1 takes another Visomorpain
Danaru-R-None-1: "We should be heading back to HQ, our mission is completed"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: a 'Death from Above' Mk IV patch
Logo Mug (Yellow Clearence)
Erik Marco-R-J14-1 wipes his forehead off with a lemonie-moistened towlette
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: that's it
Karlito-R-DFC-1 he trails after Kad, holding out the larger part of the candy bar.
Clyde-R-JHD-2: ((All I wanted was a candy bar))
Kad-O-DTT-1: ((lol i'm sorry))
Kad-O-DTT-1 leave Clyde and takes the larger part of the candy bar.
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Is it any good?"
Clyde-R-JHD-2: ((It's okay. It made sense to shoot))
Karlito-R-DFC-1 nods emphatically and smiles
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER the taste is rather odd, but good
Karlito-R-DFC-1: aaaa.
Kad-O-DTT-1 breaks the piece so it's approximately half, and hands the rest to Karlito.
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Good work."
Kad-O-DTT-1 takes a bite.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER unfortunately, as you discover an hour later, it is also a strong laxative
Kad-O-DTT-1: ((haha))
Danaru-R-None-1: ((lol))
Kad-O-DTT-1: ((It's okay, Kad needs a new jumpsuit anyway))
Kad-O-DTT-1: "Soooo... mission accomplished?"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Mission accomplished
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: ((are we going to wrap this up for the day?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Yeah
Kad-O-DTT-1: That was fun
Karlito-R-DFC-1: ((debriefing?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: y'all spend the night at the building and return to base
Danaru-R-None-1: Good work everyone!
Kad-O-DTT-1: (())
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: Yay
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: Yay
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: no debrief
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: Not a total bloodbath
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: now, Danura accomplished her secret objective
Karlito-R-DFC-1: Well, at least I survived
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: to give th CDED to the communists
Kad-O-DTT-1: Haha.
Danaru-R-None-1: GENTLEMEN
Johnny-R-ICO-1: I somehow didn't die......
Johnny-R-ICO-1: ah
Clyde-R-JHD-2: ((Not a total bloodbath, besides all of those murdered by CDED and the toxic gas))
Karlito-R-DFC-1: ha
Kad-O-DTT-1: and me
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: someone failed to protect the leader of Purge
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: Last mission I was on, there were two survivors of the seven
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: I just realized my sheet actually says I only have a tablet of visomorpain, but I misread it... Oh well, never mind.
U-R-IST-2: I thought I was #2, not the leader
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Right, #2
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: sorry
Clyde-R-JHD-2: My last ditch effort failed terribly.
Kad-O-DTT-1: lol
Kad-O-DTT-1: "clyde crawls into view"
Clyde-R-JHD-2: Ended in laxitives.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Clyde tried to poison Y'all
Kad-O-DTT-1: LOL!
Danaru-R-None-1: Oh snap clyde
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: now then, Collaterol dmagae
U-R-IST-2: So who was trying to protect me?
Clyde-R-JHD-2: Yeah, I mixed a Visomorpain and The awakening stuff
U-R-IST-2: Fess up
Karlito-R-DFC-1: That was me, Urist
Clyde-R-JHD-2: And rolled terribly
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: 10,000 IRs, 200 Os, 5 Bs, 1 UV
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Killed by gas
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: Kad kinda looked like he was either trying to kill or protect me
U-R-IST-2: Eh.
Danaru-R-None-1: :L
Kad-O-DTT-1: Nice.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: 1 Friend Computer
Erik Marco-R-J14-1: That was a big container
Clyde-R-JHD-2: Obviously, I'm the lesser of two evils here.
Karlito-R-DFC-1: except I didn't know you you were
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: God knows howmany due to FC not being up and active
Peewee: So wait, FC was dead?
Peewee: PURGE WINS!
Peewee: WOOOOO
Kad-O-DTT-1: inactivew
Kad-O-DTT-1: *
Kad-O-DTT-1: lol
Karlito-R-DFC-1: YES!
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: FC is not dead
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: merely rebooting

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Hidden conversations

Spoiler: Simmura (click to show/hide)

Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: it felt like some invisible force tried to push you
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: your phone rings
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: COMMANDER< WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: FC WAS TALKING TO YOUR SQUAD AND NOW ALL OF ALPHA COMPLEX IS WITHOUT POWER
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "I haven't a damn clue, but there was an error or something."
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ....Goddammit
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: I told th UVs we shouldn't upgrade to millenium but nooo
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "So we're stuck here with injured and no idea how to complete our mission"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ...hmmmm
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: There;'s a map station on the other side of the factory if this arcahic paper is right
Simmura-McCrea-R-DFC-1: "I really hope it is"
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: dismissed
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: *hangs up*

Spoiler: Peewee (click to show/hide)

U-R-IST-1: Indeed
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Hey, boss
U-R-IST-1: What do you want?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: we have determined that a member of the computer's church is in your group. Fine him and eliminate hime before he interferes with our projects
U-R-IST-1: That bastard. Alright, I'll do my best. Anyone here part of our organization?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: There is one rank 3, but we aren't sure who he is
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: might want to find him
U-R-IST-1: Alright. Anything else I should know?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: This mission is retrieving an R&D device. destroy it
U-R-IST-1: Shouldn't be too hard.
U-R-IST-1: Get back to work. *hangs up*
U-R-IST-1: I sneakily move to the back of the group
U-R-IST-1: stealthily, whathaveyou
U-R-IST-1: I shoot at Kad
U-R-IST-1: if he
U-R-IST-1: hits the PURGE leader
U-R-IST-1: Are we PURGE members outnumbered now?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: its you VS 14 purge VS 8 blues
U-R-IST-1: I start shooting at Johnny
U-R-IST-1: Scratch that, shoot Karlito
U-R-IST-1: Shoot at Dan
U-R-IST-1: When we're out of sight from the rest of the group, I corner Karlito and stick my laser pistol at his face (invite me to group chat when it happens)
U-R-IST-1: Aw, never mind, short winded bastard
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: after downing the pills, everyone seem to be wearing large fur hats and talking with a russian accent
U-R-IST-1: Er, I didn't take any pills.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: wrong guy
U-R-IST-1: You want Madis.
U-R-IST-2: I wonder, does the bounty apply multiple times? Like if Kad kills me 6 times does he get 60k credits, or just 10k?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Yes
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: 60k
U-R-IST-2: FFFFUUUUUUUU
U-R-IST-2: I should have just announced my position, told my underlings to attack, and ran like hell.
U-R-IST-2: Ah well
U-R-IST-2 is now Away.
U-R-IST-2 is now Online.
U-R-IST-2: back
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: right
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: hmmm....
U-R-IST-2: Feel free to put off my revival
U-R-IST-2: it's fine
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: trying to figure how to work it in
U-R-IST-2: Don't stress about it PM me when you're close to being ready

Spoiler: Katal (click to show/hide)

KatalDT: Hey, got stuck in traffic, just walked in - sry
Kad-R-DTT-1: Hey, I was a little late - joined at 4:35 - did I miss the beginning? =/
Kad-R-DTT-1: Sorry
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: nothing major
Kad-R-DTT-1: Hey, I have on my sheet "Plasticord, per meter (R)" - how many meters do I have? One? hehe
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you have 2 1/4 meters
Kad-R-DTT-1: is it treason to tell us that?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Depends
Kad-R-DTT-1: Can I communicate with FC directly somehow?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: yes, your phone
Kad-R-DTT-1 calls the Friend Computer.
Kad-R-DTT-1: Friend Computer, a blue just told a group of reds about a device called the CDED that they're not supposed to know about. I'd like to confess that I also heard it, and am in posession of knowledge that I shouldn't have.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: One moment, FC is very busy
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((Trying to follow the FCCC-P tenants... hehe))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Please try back in....1....0....9 hours
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((haha))
Kad-R-DTT-1: ((Not sure how accurate nuclear weapons are - but my character has a high nuclear ability, could he disarm it and render it useless if that explodes? depending on how much time left))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: he could
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the nuke isn't armed you know
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: its the CDED
Kad-R-DTT-1: well, he's not terribly bright, he could think that the cded is going to make the nuke explode
Kad-R-DTT-1: and it could be fun if he messes it up
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you armed it
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: now what?
Kad-R-DTT-1: hahaha
Kad-R-DTT-1: uhh
Kad-R-DTT-1: what exactly are the options?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: TOKYO, SAN FRANCISCO, BELGIUM, HERE, FRIEND COMPUTER
Kad-R-DTT-1: Belgium!
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: your phone alerts you that you just recieved 10k credits for killing a hgih ranking PURGE officer
Kad-R-DTT-1: Haha
Kad-O-DTT-1: Any orange jumpsuits?
Kad-O-DTT-1: Kad would like to change into his proper attire if possible
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: none, mostly IRs
Kad-O-DTT-1: damn
Kad-O-DTT-1: is 8 a good skill for my weapon or am I just very lucky? two headshots
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you have to roll below n 8 on a 20 sided dice
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you got lucky
Kad-O-DTT-1: ah lol
Kad-O-DTT-1: that was me I thought
Kad-O-DTT-1: I'm FCCC-P
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Shhh
Kad-O-DTT-1: gotcha.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: they dont need to know that
Kad-O-DTT-1: that was a lot of fun
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: glad ou enjoyed it
Friday, November 04, 2011
7:18 PM - KatalDT: So just out of curiosity, did the promotion have anything to do with my Machine Empathy?
7:18 PM - KatalDT: or would it have been a promotion if anybody did it
7:19 PM - Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Partially, also you nailed the second in command of FC's most hated enemies that aren't communists
7:19 PM - KatalDT: hah
7:19 PM - KatalDT: Very lucky me, enemies of the FCCC-P too

Spoiler: karlito (click to show/hide)

Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Hey, got a job for you
Karlito-R-DFC-1: Yes?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Our second in command is in your team, but I am not sure who he is
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: someone has been sent to assasinate him. protect him
Karlito-R-DFC-1: Understood. Is there any way I can identify him?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ....well.....he can shapeshift
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ...that's about all you're cleared to know
Karlito-R-DFC-1: Understood.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 whispering, "Death to the computer"
Karlito-R-DFC-1: I try to use TELEKINESIS to make Simmura lose his grip
Karlito-R-DFC-1: or something
Karlito-R-DFC-1: I don't know how easy that is to do while climbing down a ladder
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Allright, you need a 10 or below on a 20 sided dice
Karlito-R-DFC-1: cool
Karlito-R-DFC-1: Knock the pistol out of Clyde's hand with TELEKINESIS
Karlito-R-DFC-1: I want to try and catch one of the Infrareds and tackle him to the ground, if possible
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: failed
Karlito-R-DFC-1: accursed low agility score
Karlito-R-DFC-1 is now Away.
Karlito-R-DFC-1 is now Online.
Karlito-R-DFC-1: try to use TELEKINESIS to push the CDEC so it overshoots the target groups
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: failed
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: nat 20
Karlito-R-DFC-1: :/
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: landed right where it could get both

Spoiler: Clyde (click to show/hide)

Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Hey, man
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the computers got some shiz cooking, but that's not why I'm here
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Hello.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: One of the members of the weird ass church of computer worshippers is in you group, the devil dogs would owe us one if you take him out
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: thoug I ain't sure who he is
Clyde-R-JHD-1: 'Kay, is it okay if the computer take him out for treason?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: that'll work fine
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Anything else?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: nah, man. thas all
Clyde-R-JHD-1 hangs up
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((What is everyone's equipment carried in?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: pockets, belts, backpacks
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((Okay, thanks.))\
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((I assume the door is open wide enough for someone to fit through?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: yeah
Clyde-R-JHD-1: (( Would it be possible to take this oppurtunity to "accidently" push U down the shaft? He seems like one of the computer worshipers.))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you can if you want
Clyde-R-JHD-1: ((Also, I assume I have some way to light the fire crackers in my inventory?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: yeah
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: You pushing U?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Yeah, better not waste my firecrackers.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Do I need to make a role to play it off as an accident?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: *roll
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: I make the roll
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Okay.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: failed it
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: by like, 2
Clyde-R-JHD-1: So I don't push him, or I push him but obviously on purpose?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: By don't push him, I mean fail to push him.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you tried but you missed
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: so it doesn't look like anything
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Did I fall?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: no
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: just missed
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Okay.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: I guess I'll try lighting the firecracker behind him...
Clyde-R-JHD-1: I believe I have a 13 in demoliton
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: gonna try to startle him into falling? while everyone can see you lighting it for no apparent reason?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: did you climb down?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: I'm at the top of the shaft.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ...Wanna drop a firecracker down?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Oh. That's a good idea.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Yeah, I'll do that.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: who was your target?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: I was going to startle him into falling
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Actually, I'll do that.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: who was it though?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: I'll try to startle U into falling.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: so close
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you gonna descend NOW!?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Yeah.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: I might as well try to stay near my target.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: better have a good excuse
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: gonna keep silent?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Yeah, let them stir amongst them selves, because they're all coming up with excuses for me.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: While the others are distracted, I want to slip my 'Death from Above' Mk IV patch Logo Mug into U's backpack...
Clyde-R-JHD-1: I have a 6 in sneaking, also.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: I know
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Oh, I'm not the only one with my character sheet open.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Would most of the components of the factory be explosive?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: most of it is rusted, and you see a barrel marked BIOHAZARD in a corner
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Can I throw a firecracker at the the nuclear warhead that group is smuggling?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ...you'll detonate a 1 kiloton warhead and kill everyone
Clyde-R-JHD-1: I still have 5 clones left, don't I?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: .....no, it will end this too early
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Damn
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Does the Plastic laser ggun look like a real gun?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: it is a gun
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Okay
Clyde-R-JHD-1: (( Do the blues still have me hostage even though they ran?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: they are trying to run
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: yeah, they dont want to save you
Clyde-R-JHD-1: I noticed.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Is there any way my 16 gambling skill may help me in this case?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ...I'll let you gamble for your freedom in a bit
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Cool.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: You get out, but owe them a few BIG favors
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: number one is taking the CDED to the Infra Red amrket to give it to them
Clyde-R-JHD-1: So where am I?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Also is the fake gun I used still on the floor?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: yeah
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: and you are in the factory with everyone
Clyde-R-JHD-1: So the blues just dropped me back off the factory?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: yeah
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Should I just join immediatly, or wait a while to say the blues dropped me off?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: whatever you want
Clyde-R-JHD-1: K, I have to take a quick break, so I'll wait a while..
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Okay, I'm ready to come back into action.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: My mutant ability works on other people, right?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: it works on EVERYTHING
Clyde-R-JHD-1: But if I eat an explosive, it'll explode within me, correct?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ....Depends on the roll
Clyde-R-JHD-1: So do I just say that I eat the item in chat, or do I need to confirm it with you, first?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: confirm it with me first
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ...are you eating the nuke?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: No, the girder
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: You realize it will give away your mutation right?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: and mutations are treason?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: FC's rebooting.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: indeed
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you doing it?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Yeah, might as well take the risk of them telling me off.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Is johnny using the gun they took from me?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: no, his own
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Okay.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: I'm tempted to fire at the nuke
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: a natural 20 when firing
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: tough break
Clyde-R-JHD-1: So now I'm done to my only weapon being my firecracker.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: yep
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Is it too early to throw that at a nuke?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: *the nuke
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: nukes dont work that way
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: now that I think about it
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Darn.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Am I dead? I tried to crawl to the nearest exit which may or may not be where the rest of us are.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you are alive
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the explosion cauterized the wound in your hand
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: and its funnier for you to be with the group so
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Let me take a peek at my inventory...
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Am I still in possesion of that yellow clearance mug?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: yes
Clyde-R-JHD-1: I'd like to think that I am the lesser of two evils, as I didn't cause a biohazard barrel to release gas and kill many people.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: heh
Clyde-R-JHD-1: So am I near the group or am I still at the factory?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you are slowly crawling up the stairs
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: about 1 level behind them
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Okay.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Now I just need to Macgyver some kind of weapon out of my firecraker, megaphone and two mugs.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Would it be possible to grind some pills and but them on a Meal bar to cause overdose to those who eat it?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: yes
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Would my tablet of Visomorpain and Xanitrick be able to cause a healthy person to overdose?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: in large amounts yes
Clyde-R-JHD-1: I think I only have a table of each, I'm not quite sure, though.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: *tablet
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: well, the labels say they should not be mixed
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Hmm.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: So what kind of chance would I have at grinding the two tablets into powder, putting them on the meal bar, and throwing it to a spot near the group without deing detected?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: ....1:3
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Against me, right?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: yes
Clyde-R-JHD-1: I'll go for it.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: now its all up to the team
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Hopefully one of them'll eat it.
Clyde-R-JHD-1: If I kill them would that redeem me for being a mutant, as I killed the people who released toxic gas into the facotry?
Clyde-R-JHD-1: *factory
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: When FC asks, it  may work
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: if you live that long
Clyde-R-JHD-1: Well, I have my clones, at least.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: true enough
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Home chemistry: FAILURE
Clyde-R-JHD-2: So that's what mixing them does.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: no, you just rolled Horribly on everything and they rolled moderately to resist any effect it DID have
Clyde-R-JHD-2: Damn.
Clyde-R-JHD-2: And will my clones get killed if they report me?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: nope
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: clones are assumed to be pure human unless shown otherwise
Clyde-R-JHD-2: So they don't have the same mutations?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: they do
Clyde-R-JHD-2: Oh.

Spoiler: Jhonny (click to show/hide)

Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Comrade, are you there?
Johnny-R-ICO-1: ((What might I be able to do with this Empathy))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Lie detector, for example
Johnny-R-ICO-1: ((I dove for cover with pistol drawn, so I'm gonna roll for some sort of defense...?))
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: I handle combat, don't worry
Johnny-R-ICO-1: ((alrihgty)
Johnny-R-ICO-1: I'm going to shoot the CD thing, looking like II'm not?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: allright
Johnny-R-ICO-1 is now Away.

Spoiler: Madis (click to show/hide)

adis-R-1: So...I sorta just showed up here. Can I still play?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: need a sheet
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: hang on one sec
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: http://paranoia.polyatomic.org/
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: thar, upload a .pdf you make their and send me the link
Madis-R-1: k
Madis-R-1: whats the playstyle?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: straight for the moment
Madis-R-1: what bout stat gen?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: die roll
Madis-R-1: and is the Mutant Experiene on?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: negative
Madis-R-1: experience*
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: leave everything default
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: except names
Madis-R-1: I can just pick a sector?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: yep
Madis-R-1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AZI6Y39L
Madis-R-1: sorry for taking so long
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: right, I'll introduce you at R&D
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: your mission is to kill the PURGE officer in the squad
Madis-R-1: which one is that?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Thats above your clearence
Madis-R-1: k
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the guy is you
Madis-R-IDS-1: ty
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you have the CDED
Madis-R-IDS-1: what is that?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: Communist detection and extermination device
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: EVERYONE is gunning for you
Madis-R-IDS-1: is it like a gun or something?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: it is a large box with blinky lights
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: (you have no idea how it works)
Madis-R-IDS-1: wrong chat?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: hm?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: You in [dfc]Paranoia?
Madis-R-IDS-1: whatcha mean?
Madis-R-IDS-1: obviously i am
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: thats where its all happening
Madis-R-IDS-1: i know
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you have no clue where apartment blck 789gh-C is
Madis-R-IDS-1: i assumed so
Madis-R-IDS-1: I walk in a random direction.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: So you're just wandering around
Madis-R-IDS-1: yep
Madis-R-IDS-1: attack them with the CDED
Madis-R-IDS-1: !
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: You have no idea how it works
Madis-R-IDS-1: I point it at them
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: emote it in the chat
Madis-R-IDS-1: and push whatever things it has on it
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: use /me
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: a blue screen pops up, telling you something went wrong
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: BsoD
Madis-R-IDS-1: lol
Madis-R-IDS-1: what stuff do I have anyway?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: the stuff on your character sheet
Madis-R-IDS-1: i forgot to read that
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you took the pills?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: after downing the pills, everyone seem to be wearing large fur hats and talking with a russian accent
Madis-R-IDS-1: lol
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: and they start referring to each other as comrade
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: in short, everyone looks communist
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: one of them looks to be handing you communist propaganda while another is pulling out an injection needle
Madis-R-IDS-1: I have a laser pistol?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: yes, everyone does
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: are you going to start shooting?
Madis-R-IDS-1: yep
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: When are you shooting?
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: you calm down
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: everything returns to normal
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: thos fish that keep orbiting your head are new though
Madis-R-IDS-1: I need to go.
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: allright
Warhammer FRIEND COMPUTER: DOnt mind dying?
Madis-R-IDS-1: I can just bleed to death yeah
Madis-R-IDS-1: or if you can do anything better

[Danaru]

Yikes there are subtleties in Paranoia that are a bit tricky...

Anyhow what do people think about 3pm - (I don't know) on Sunday EST?

I don't think I'll be able to make it to that one, getting up at 4pm EST was already a bit of a stretch 

EDIT: Aw, you're not posting my secret conversations? I was proud of that 

[warhammer651]

I accidentally closed it out when trying to click it, along with medis'

[Danaru]

Well basically, the way it went down went like this (I closed it out too by mistake, so I'll just describe it):

-My secret mission was to get the CDED and deliver it to the communists who were also waiting at 789gh-C for me (Which is why it was such a big deal that I disable the self destruct).
-When we got there, I reprogrammed the CDED to register communists as friendly, and any non-commies as enemies, so when I threw in the CDED, it killed the troubleshooters FC sent us to meet.
-The folks in the building were the communists, who picked up on my ploy and pretended to be allied with FC.

[RexMundi]

ohh! 3PM EST, that's, er, noon my time, so, I should be able to join

[Bdthemag]

Thats about 4 PM for me, so I should be able to make it.

[Peewee]

That's uhhh.... 3PM my time. Super!

Oh, and use timestamps so we can figure out the context of each secret conversation.