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Should the second part of the dictionary remain in this thread, or get it's own? Also, HA NO MORE ELVES TO VOTE FOR.

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Re: Dwarf Etymology - Axeford Dorfish Dictionary
« Reply #90 on: November 09, 2011, 01:53:05 am »

I didn't see an entry for Cacame in the original post.  This should be remedied.
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Re: Dwarf Etymology - Axeford Dorfish Dictionary
« Reply #91 on: November 09, 2011, 04:00:00 pm »

I didn't see an entry for Cacame in the original post.  This should be remedied.

Cacame the Asparagus or Cacame the Dwarf Elf? ;P

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« Reply #92 on: November 10, 2011, 05:11:57 pm »

Cacame
N.
A legendary hero of dwarven lore. Against all the laws of the universe, he was an elf that: 1. Joined the dwarven militia at the age of 13, after his wife was eaten by elves 2. Rose through the ranks and slayed a dragon with a warhammer 3. Became the king of the dwarves 4. Started a genocidal war against the rest of his kind
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Re: Dwarf Etymology - Axeford Dorfish Dictionary
« Reply #93 on: November 10, 2011, 05:20:48 pm »

Cacame
N.
A legendary hero of dwarven lore. Against all the laws of the universe, he was an elf that: 1. Joined the dwarven militia at the age of 13, after his wife was eaten by elves 2. Rose through the ranks and slayed a dragon with a warhammer 3. Became the king of the dwarves 4. Started a genocidal war against the rest of his kind

-Correction - Cacame does not belong to the elves. He is not their kindred. GRRRR.

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Re: Dwarf Etymology - Axeford Dorfish Dictionary
« Reply #94 on: November 11, 2011, 02:56:47 pm »

Aww, no military entry?
Anyways...
Troglodyte
N.
1. A savage man-like cave creature. 2. Theorized to be the descendants of dwarves long lost in the caverns of deep, they are nonetheless the cause of RAGE and death amongst subterranean foragers and web gatherers. 3. Dwarf murdering: So easy a cave man can do it!
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Re: Dwarf Etymology - Axeford Dorfish Dictionary
« Reply #95 on: November 11, 2011, 03:10:07 pm »

Dwarves don't murder! If only we had the hammerer right now.... GRRRR

Plus, don't you mean cave kobold? ;P

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« Reply #96 on: November 11, 2011, 08:28:07 pm »

Hammerer
N.
1. A dwarven noble who fills the role of the executioner in the mountainhome.

The origin of the Hammerer.

Legends speak of the first hammerer, a dwarf once captured by the goblins when he was still a suckling babe. There was much mourning in the mountainhome for months to come, but eventually the loss was soon forgotten as the parents received a bountiful boom of children. The children grew to be strong, clever, and loved by all.
Until one day...
A wicked band of goblins ambushed the fort, killing several farmers and woodcutters. The alarm was sounded and the militia was roused. The dwarves met the goblins with the force of an avalanche, slaying all but for one. The goblin leader, armed with warhammer of dark iron danced through the swings of the axelords, dodged the spearlords' swift stabs, and parried the swordlords' slashes with ease. Despite all their training and all their weapons, they could not stop him. Skulls and limbs were broken like kindling, and by the end only he remained.
The dwarves in the fortress looked on in horror, and prayed to their gods for a swift death as they saw him rush toward the fort with the fury of a hurricane. His rampaging charge soon ended, as he triggered a simple cage trap. Seeing such a terrible foe layed low by a defense meant for bothersome wildlife would have been an amusing sight, if not for the fact the warrior's helm fell off.
It was a dwarf, almost unrecognizable by the smooth face and the sober eyes. Several of the dwarves recognized him from from old engravings in the fortress walls. Regardless, none, not even the parents of the dwarf were willing to release him, but none had the heart to murder a fellow dwarf.
For months, the dreadful bane of the mountainhome's finest sat within, a stranger among his own kind, neither greenskin or digbeard. Then one day, a dwarven emissary from the capital arrived. When he spied that dwarf in the cage, he inquired about his identity.
When informed, a strange smile appeared upon his bearded visage. He asked if he could take him back to the capital and would even pay them to take him off their hands. The dwarves gladly agreed, and felt as if a terrible burden has been lifted.
However, those who forget the horrors of the past are doomed to revisit them. A regal baron came to the fort, apparently impressed by the achievements of that small town. The reception party was one of easy smiles and gentle laughter, until they saw the escort. HE had come again.
The baron noticed their disquiet and reassured them that it was nothing to worry about, as he was once again "civilized." That was before the mandates of slade and crystal.
When the fort was reclaimed many decades later, all that remained of the original inhabitants was a pile of broken bones in the fort's dungeon, and one corpse seated upon a golden throne, its skull crushed in.
The assailant's whereabouts, identity, or his purpose are still unknown.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2011, 08:42:50 pm by Mrhappyface »
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Re: Dwarf Etymology - Axeford Dorfish Dictionary
« Reply #97 on: November 12, 2011, 07:42:17 am »

Hammerer
N.
1. A dwarven noble who fills the role of the executioner in the mountainhome.

The origin of the Hammerer.

Legends speak of the first hammerer, a dwarf once captured by the goblins when he was still a suckling babe. There was much mourning in the mountainhome for months to come, but eventually the loss was soon forgotten as the parents received a bountiful boom of children. The children grew to be strong, clever, and loved by all.
Until one day...
A wicked band of goblins ambushed the fort, killing several farmers and woodcutters. The alarm was sounded and the militia was roused. The dwarves met the goblins with the force of an avalanche, slaying all but for one. The goblin leader, armed with warhammer of dark iron danced through the swings of the axelords, dodged the spearlords' swift stabs, and parried the swordlords' slashes with ease. Despite all their training and all their weapons, they could not stop him. Skulls and limbs were broken like kindling, and by the end only he remained.
The dwarves in the fortress looked on in horror, and prayed to their gods for a swift death as they saw him rush toward the fort with the fury of a hurricane. His rampaging charge soon ended, as he triggered a simple cage trap. Seeing such a terrible foe layed low by a defense meant for bothersome wildlife would have been an amusing sight, if not for the fact the warrior's helm fell off.
It was a dwarf, almost unrecognizable by the smooth face and the sober eyes. Several of the dwarves recognized him from from old engravings in the fortress walls. Regardless, none, not even the parents of the dwarf were willing to release him, but none had the heart to murder a fellow dwarf.
For months, the dreadful bane of the mountainhome's finest sat within, a stranger among his own kind, neither greenskin or digbeard. Then one day, a dwarven emissary from the capital arrived. When he spied that dwarf in the cage, he inquired about his identity.
When informed, a strange smile appeared upon his bearded visage. He asked if he could take him back to the capital and would even pay them to take him off their hands. The dwarves gladly agreed, and felt as if a terrible burden has been lifted.
However, those who forget the horrors of the past are doomed to revisit them. A regal baron came to the fort, apparently impressed by the achievements of that small town. The reception party was one of easy smiles and gentle laughter, until they saw the escort. HE had come again.
The baron noticed their disquiet and reassured them that it was nothing to worry about, as he was once again "civilized." That was before the mandates of slade and crystal.
When the fort was reclaimed many decades later, all that remained of the original inhabitants was a pile of broken bones in the fort's dungeon, and one corpse seated upon a golden throne, its skull crushed in.
The assailant's whereabouts, identity, or his purpose are still unknown.

This should have it's own thread ;D

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« Reply #98 on: November 12, 2011, 09:11:28 pm »

Necro910 Method
N.
1. A problem solving method that involves molten rock, whether the problem be social, political, ethical, medical, paradoxical, chronological, physical, metaphysical,parasitical, zoological, geological, geothermal (sort of redundant huh?) meteorological, mathematical, philosophical, nautical, typical, pharmaceutical,theatrical, ultramicroscopical, mechanochemical, megalomaniacal, and neurobiological.
2. Find a place of relatively high height in comparison to the surrounding area, roll up your sleeves, bring your hands to your mouth and shout the magic word until your blood boils, your eyes pop out, and your lungs blacken:
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« Reply #99 on: November 12, 2011, 09:28:21 pm »

Necro910 Method
N.
1. A problem solving method that involves molten rock, whether the problem be social, political, ethical, medical, paradoxical, chronological, physical, metaphysical,parasitical, zoological, geological, geothermal (sort of redundant huh?) meteorological, mathematical, philosophical, nautical, typical, pharmaceutical,theatrical, ultramicroscopical, mechanochemical, megalomaniacal, and neurobiological.
2. Find a place of relatively high height in comparison to the surrounding area, roll up your sleeves, bring your hands to your mouth and shout the magic word until your blood boils, your eyes pop out, and your lungs blacken:

Oh this is an interesting one - By adding the Necro method to the dictionary, Necro's endeavours are elevated to meme status...

POL(ka)L TIME!

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Re: Dwarf Etymology - Axeford Dorfish Dictionary
« Reply #100 on: November 13, 2011, 05:53:43 pm »

Today's word is brought to you by:
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I'd always defined dwarfy as they do in the dictionary.

dwarfy (dwôrf-ē) (adj.,v):
1. Something pointless and time-consuming but awesome and possibly catastrophic
2. The creation and/or execution idea that is both groundbreaking and incredibly controversial
3. An excessive use of magma (blah, impossible)
4. A kill-on-sight policy for allies
5. The tendency to walk around while on fire and not notice
6. Any Rube Goldberg machine that ends in the total obliteration of an army and/or species

You mind if I nab this for my dictionary?   :D

Go right ahead! :D That would be awesome.

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« Reply #101 on: November 13, 2011, 06:29:02 pm »

Woot! :) Awesome dictionary, by the way. I lol'd.
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« Reply #102 on: November 13, 2011, 06:51:30 pm »

Woot! :) Awesome dictionary, by the way. I lol'd.

There is yet more to be done >:D

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« Reply #103 on: November 13, 2011, 07:50:10 pm »


2. The creation and/or execution idea that is both groundbreaking and incredibly controversial
should be edited to: "The creation and/or execution of an idea" etc. Typo on my part, apparently.
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« Reply #104 on: November 13, 2011, 09:22:42 pm »

I politely request that definitions 3, 4 and 5 be omitted from the entry for Elf. Besides, a tree-hugger wants to keep trees alive. Cutting down trees OBVIOUSLY kills them.

I have a suggestion to change the definition for Mass Deforestation:

I also request an addition:

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I only politely ask that these be followed/added. If these are left unanswered or disregarded (i.e. you call me an Elf, to which I take extreme offense), I shall create my own Dictionary that has my definitions in it.

If you rudely demand me to "go be a dick on some other website," I shall ask the Toady One to mute you and lock this thread.
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