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[Necro910]

Question: Does anyone actually drink those five-hour lifespan reducers? Because this seems like much the same thing, a stupid way to deliver stupidly high doses of "WAKEMEUPSOIDON'TEATMYFINGERATWORKOHWAITIHAVEANOFFICEJOB".

You don't want to cut your finger off in the scanner, now do you? 

[Montague]

You could cut your finger off with one of those big paper trimmer cutting board thingies with the big blade on the edge, at the office. Whatever those are actually called.

Though I think you'd be more likely to do that if you had too much caffeine and were really trying to work too quickly, since you'd have to cut it off yourself, not just passively allow it to happen because you were not quick and alert enough to avoid it like if you worked at a stamp sheet metal press or something.

[Necro910]

You could cut your finger off with one of those big paper trimmer cutting board thingies with the big blade on the edge, at the office. Whatever those are actually called.

I believe it's called a "Paper Cutter"

[RedKing]

You could cut your finger off with one of those big paper trimmer cutting board thingies with the big blade on the edge, at the office. Whatever those are actually called.

A paper cutter? 

Here, have some caffeine. *spritz spritz spritz*

EDIT: A ninja is you.

[Siquo]

I have a massivley unhealthy caffine intake. I havet had any for 2 days and can hardly operate. Im off to the shop to go get some in a bit, bare minimum of coke/pepsi later, like a junike looking for a fix.

I get coffee-withdrawal-headaches on holidays if I forget to keep up my caffeine levels. Fucking awful.

[MaximumZero]

I get that if I don't take 300mg of caffiene pills or drink a 2-liter of Dew a day. Every day. If I don't get my fix, I want to die from a migraine and upset stomach.

[freeformschooler]

I get pretty jittery if I don't have about 1 cup of coffee every two days.

Then again, I don't mind, because it's cheap here.

[Necro910]

I get pretty jittery if I don't have about 1 cup of coffee every two days.

^This is why I've never tried coffee, nor ever will 

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'll wait for someone else to die of Aeroshots. If that doesn't happen for a few years, hell yes I'm buying them.

Also, if you think this stuff is crazy, wait until Orexin-A hits the market. No one will ever sleep again. Ever. You want 24 354-hour wakefulness; here is your fucking holy grail.

You realize that once that becomes mainstream, the mandatory workday will become 23 hours. (To allow one hour for conjugal visits and travel time.)

I'm also kinda suspect that there are no side effects. NONE at all. Goddamn PEZ candy has side effects, don't tell me this stuff doesn't.

It won't be that extreme at all. Orexin-A only causes mental fatigue to cease, physical fatigue is not affected. While you can restore the latter without sleeping, it takes way more time.

[RedKing]

You've obviously mistaken employers for someone who gives a damn. As long as my brain works, they're not going to care if my body is tired. Especially in our "information economy" where most of us don't get out of our chair all day anyhow when we *are* working.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

It also might be expensive, there is that to consider. I'm not really sure of its cost, myself.

Anyway, I seriously doubt it can be used indefinitely.

[Siquo]

You've obviously mistaken employers for someone who gives a damn.

I'd spray that stuff in the airconditioning units. See that productivity rise!

[ChairmanPoo]

You've obviously mistaken employers for someone who gives a damn.

I'd spray that stuff in the airconditioning units. See that productivity rise!

You mean legionella?

[PsyberianHusky]

It also might be expensive, there is that to consider. I'm not really sure of its cost, myself.

Anyway, I seriously doubt it can be used indefinitely.

Well, I mean we all gotta die sometimes, preferably in a undignified alert state with eyes dilated.

[Flying Dice]

It also might be expensive, there is that to consider. I'm not really sure of its cost, myself.

Anyway, I seriously doubt it can be used indefinitely.

Well, I mean we all gotta die sometimes, preferably in a undignified alert state with eyes dilated.

Or in my case, having sex while skydiving at the age of 103.