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You are Macbeth!
« on: October 22, 2011, 01:41:56 am »
You are Macbeth, thane of Glamis. You have just killed the treacherous thane of Cawdor, and are headed back to your castle on Dunsinane Hill. You encounter three strange women in the middle of the heath. What do you do?
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Dsarker

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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2011, 04:15:05 am »
Which MacBeth? They were an entire family.
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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2011, 05:08:54 am »
Macbeth didn't kill the Thane of Cawdor, he has been arrested and is being held by the king who didn't give his title to Macbeth yet. And I assume he's "The" Macbeth.
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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2011, 05:13:12 am »
Shakespeare Macbeth. The crazy destiny one.

Anyway, ask them why they're here.
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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2011, 05:20:48 am »
Oh, you mean Mac Bethad.

What year is this? We've got to go over on a pilgrimage to Rome at some point.
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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2011, 07:57:46 am »
How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags?

THAT'S RIGHT, LINES FROM THE FUTURE.
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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2011, 08:31:37 am »
Ignore the three women.
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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2011, 08:57:30 am »
Avoid the women.
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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2011, 08:59:39 am »
Ask Friar Lawrence to officiate a secret marriage
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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2011, 09:02:21 am »
Quote from: Azkul on October 22, 2011, 08:59:39 am
Ask Friar Lawrence to officiate a secret marriage


*facepalm*
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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2011, 09:04:36 am »
Quote from: Hitty40 on October 22, 2011, 09:02:21 am
Quote from: Azkul on October 22, 2011, 08:59:39 am
Ask Friar Lawrence to officiate a secret marriage


*facepalm*
It could work here, we'd just to find a different religious man and get rid of Lady Macbeth first.
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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2011, 09:51:05 am »
Quote from: Azkul on October 22, 2011, 08:59:39 am
Ask Friar Lawrence to officiate a secret marriage
Between you and the Black Midnight Hags,
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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2011, 10:40:55 am »
Quote from: Azkul on October 22, 2011, 08:59:39 am
Ask Friar Lawrence to officiate a secret marriage

I confess I am laughing at this and what has ensued.
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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2011, 11:10:36 am »
Cry over your dead friend Horatio. Or something. Touchstone? I have no idea. Whatever his face was.
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Re: You are Macbeth!
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2011, 11:11:55 am »
Beware the moving forests!

Or something like that.
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