Damnit, you guys! Especially you, TBP. If I wasn't here to brutally break everyone and hurt them with a few choice words, you should have!
Anyway, a poem that I've adapted from a song and fanfic. MC Dirty, that fanfic you posted I have stopped working on because I couldn't find any more to it than space marine hides, ponies chase, etc.
Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of the pegasus device
Let's look deeper into rainbow philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology
But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How you may ask
Are they up to the task
The answer to which lies in a single facility
In the Rainbow Factory
Where your fears and horrors come true
In the Rainbow Factory
Where not a single soul gets through.
One time three foals who had finished their trials
Were waiting to see if they were passes or fails
The examiners came out, one two and three.
And told them they were all to be fuel for thee
A fourth came out, the hero of the foals
Tossing them in as if they were coals.
One foal was slow
But made a beautiful glow.
The second sacrificed
And then she was diced.
The third was trapped and saw her attacker.
And stood stock still, braver than any other.
Then she said these lies,
in her last testament
You have beautiful eyes,
then became rainbow cement.
In the Rainbow Factory, etc.
But did it end there? Was that the last of these tales?
You must beware, for if your results are fails
Then you will become the next
Maybe you will have a nice text
-ure, and truth be told
You need never fear growing old
But for one fear another is replaced
To become that which in skies is traced
For as you are ground
They make another round
And when your light is gone
Another will be drawn
Forth from those that have been selected
Not a one will be taken from those elected.
In the Rainbow Factory, etc.
So listen my children, and do pass your test
Don't doze away thinking that your lives are blest
For if you do, into the Rainbow Factory you will be fed
And like those three foals, you will soon be dead.
None will survive, if they do not thrive.
For all must derive the stuff of being alive
And to us is given a special task
To keep weather stable, you did ask.
Now remember it well and hide it my children
For if Celestia finds out, a new purge will begin.
In the Rainbow Factory, etc.
Fin
Also, I'm thinking of bringing a modern army to Equestria. Ponies are doomed.