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[Drago55577]

Ok I admit it. About a week ago I finally got up the nerve to type what I then thought would be a girly show into the search bar and see what all the hype was about. I was wrong. This is an epic show an I am now eagerly awaiting the next episode. I think I may have even managed to get my dad to see the value of the show. (Though my brother still refuses to be in the room while I'm watching it. What, not manly enough for ponies? ) Discord was especially awesome, he managed to make it into some of my top villains of all time list. Anyways, awesome show and I await the next episode while starting some milder forays into the worlds of the better fan fiction out there.

P.S. Some of the music/remixes based off the show out there are awesome! I especially liked Super Ponybeat, some of the best songs I've heard in a while.

Lucky, my dad only finds people getting killed violently manly....

[kaijyuu]

P.S. Some of the music/remixes based off the show out there are awesome! I especially liked Super Ponybeat, some of the best songs I've heard in a while.

Eurobeat's Discord is definitely in the running for my favorite pony song.

[lyn]

Nauseous? Many people regard these things a delicacy. I am sure you could sell them on ebay for a good margin.

Sell what? Pony eyes?

I'll just quote myself, if you don't mind.

Leave it to the Bay12 forumgoers to turn cute magical ponies into a renewable source for a profitable second-hand organ trading business.

* Sean Mirrsen shakes his head in a sad reverie.

At any rate, it made me wonder if somepony has already created something along the lines of "The Great Pony Cookbook".
Googling only revealed a book called the Pink Ponies Cookbook, containing culinary specialties such as the "Royal Rainbow Fruit Tower" or  "Carousel Cupcakes".
Ironically it's a cookbook for parties, too.

Now if you would excuse me, all this talk about food has made me quite hungry.

[Dsarker]

Damnit, you guys! Especially you, TBP. If I wasn't here to brutally break everyone and hurt them with a few choice words, you should have!


Anyway, a poem that I've adapted from a song and fanfic. MC Dirty, that fanfic you posted I have stopped working on because I couldn't find any more to it than space marine hides, ponies chase, etc.


Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of the pegasus device
Let's look deeper into rainbow philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology
But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How you may ask
Are they up to the task
The answer to which lies in a single facility

In the Rainbow Factory
Where your fears and horrors come true
In the Rainbow Factory
Where not a single soul gets through.

One time three foals who had finished their trials
Were waiting to see if they were passes or fails
The examiners came out, one two and three.
And told them they were all to be fuel for thee
A fourth came out, the hero of the foals
Tossing them in as if they were coals.
One foal was slow
But made a beautiful glow.
The second sacrificed
And then she was diced.
The third was trapped and saw her attacker.
And stood stock still, braver than any other.
Then she said these lies,
in her last testament
You have beautiful eyes, 
then became rainbow cement.

In the Rainbow Factory, etc.

But did it end there? Was that the last of these tales?
You must beware, for if your results are fails
Then you will become the next
Maybe you will have a nice text
-ure, and truth be told
You need never fear growing old
But for one fear another is replaced
To become that which in skies is traced
For as you are ground
They make another round
And when your light is gone
Another will be drawn
Forth from those that have been selected
Not a one will be taken from those elected.

In the Rainbow Factory, etc.

So listen my children, and do pass your test
Don't doze away thinking that your lives are blest
For if you do, into the Rainbow Factory you will be fed
And like those three foals, you will soon be dead.
None will survive, if they do not thrive.
For all must derive the stuff of being alive
And to us is given a special task
To keep weather stable, you did ask.
Now remember it well and hide it my children
For if Celestia finds out, a new purge will begin.

In the Rainbow Factory, etc.

Fin



Also, I'm thinking of bringing a modern army to Equestria. Ponies are doomed.

[Drago55577]

Who's doing that fanfic list?


Add Study Buddies.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Damnit, you guys! Especially you, TBP. If I wasn't here to brutally break everyone and hurt them with a few choice words, you should have!


Anyway, a poem that I've adapted from a song and fanfic. MC Dirty, that fanfic you posted I have stopped working on because I couldn't find any more to it than space marine hides, ponies chase, etc.

-snip-

Also, I'm thinking of bringing a modern army to Equestria. Ponies are doomed.

Ugh, Rainbow Factory. Never actually read it, but the premise itself is ridiculously dark - as in, dark and ridiculous.

What would a modern army do in Equestria? I mean in the sense of "why would they be doing what they would be doing there?".

[Dsarker]

Idk.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So a race between a falcon or a hawk, a bald eagle, an owl, and a flying. Well, all I can say is that it's going to be the flying, just for fun.

[Sean Mirrsen]

The flying? Is it a relative of the large ?

And by the way, that's a bat.

[Dsarker]

So after a few hours of TVTropes surfing I found a link to a wonderful PPC story in which Cupcakes is taken down. Hard. With a baseball bat signed by Lauren Faust. Link is here.

Felt rather bleh. I didn't see any OOCness in the story. Sure, it was a ridiculous premise, but following that premise through, the story follows logically.

The flying? Is it a relative of the large ?

And by the way, that's a bat.

Rhyming slang. Flying rat = bat.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Well, I know of the flying rat (in fact in russian, it'd be "flying mouse", making the rat thing even funnier), but I saw no rat in your post.

And while I would normally agree that I saw no real OOC in Cupcakes (yes, apart from the premise, and the fact I'm no good at defining characters anyway), but I did like that PPC mission very much. That was the first PPC mission I'd read, in fact, and I stumbled upon it in much the same way.

[Dsarker]

Well, I know of the flying rat (in fact in russian, it'd be "flying mouse", making the rat thing even funnier), but I saw no rat in your post.

And while I would normally agree that I saw no real OOC in Cupcakes (yes, apart from the premise, and the fact I'm no good at defining characters anyway), but I did like that PPC mission very much. That was the first PPC mission I'd read, in fact, and I stumbled upon it in much the same way.

Yes. Rhyming slang you drop the word that rhymes. So you don't say china plate for mate, you just say china.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Rhyming slang? Rriiight..

*files under "terminally useless knowledge"*

I still see no rhyme anywhere, btw.

[Dsarker]

Flying rat rhymes with bat. Therefore, a 'flying' is a bat. China plate rhymes with mate. Therefore, a 'china' is a mate.

[Sean Mirrsen]

A door hinge rhymes with orange (horribly, but TBTP)... so a "door" is an orange?

Yeah, I can see that working so well in a casual conversation... *muffled explosion in the background* Dammit, I thought I turned it off this time!

[Dsarker]

No, no, no, orange is the word for swear. As in "Don't you orange at me!" Comes from orange and pear.