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[Drago55577]

pony or peo....dont answer that

[Flying Dice]

pony or peo....dont answer that

Rule 34. Though there may well have been some humanized among it; I wasn't in the thread when it happened.


Moving right along...

[Drago55577]

yes....

i am tempted to make a picture of a pony and a sangheli and why the heck is My little pony, a GIRLZ!! show so popular among everyone?

does it have violance/romance/cool talking/fighting/non kid stuff/cool stuff

[Dsarker]

No.

[Drago55577]

why is it so popular O_o

[TheBronzePickle]

It's entertaining. And has a little non-kid stuff, but that's less important.

[kaijyuu]

does it have violance/romance/cool talking/fighting/non kid stuff/cool stuff

Nope. Well, it DOES have cool stuff I suppose.

If you're really interested, and have 22 minutes, here's a good starting point. That episode has perhaps the most generic kids show "adventure" plot ever. Made awesome.

[MC Dirty]

Damn you, Argembarger, y u write so much fanfic? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
I've just found his dA account and ARGH, there's so much stuff! There's also Spiderses which should definitely have its own file.

[Drago55577]

so everything on the other two threads is deleted, probably good but.................






...........BUT!!! maybe not!!
i felt like it

[MC Dirty]

so everything on the other two threads is deleted

What? No!
Thread Two is right here!

[MC Dirty]

Also, I'm kind of contemplating what to add. I've found a rather large post by Zangi on Equestrian Warfare which isn't a fanfic at all and isn't even written from an in-universe standpoint.
There are also Akhier's first impressions on the episodes which are rather amusing to read.

I dunno, should I add these?

Edit: Oh yeah, I also found Dsarker's "basic script" of his My Little Warhammer 40k fanfic. I don't know if anything ever came from that script. If it did, I probably won't add the script, but as it stands, it's pretty interesting.

[TheBronzePickle]

Why do you hate it?

Also, necro did something to break the forum rules.

[MC Dirty]

Necro got muted for a rather sick and wrong rape joke.

Also, Dsarker, can you tell me what the hell is this? Are these supposed to be two subsequent parts of the same story? Is there a full story somewhere?
I didn't see much of context, but I may have missed it (I'm mainly just skimming through the thread, looking for long posts, links and spoiler tags; I'll be damned if I had to actually read the entire bloody thread).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

---Dsarker---

It is the 2nd Millennium. For more than ten centuries the Princess has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Canterlot. She is the Mistress of ponykind by the will of the gods, and mistress of a thousand cities by the might of her inexhaustible armies. She is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Daytime. She is the Carrion Lady of the Principality for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that she may never truly die.
Yet even in her deathless state, the Princess continues her eternal vigilance. Mighty battleforces cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Everfree Forest, the only route between distant lands, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Princess' will. Vast armies give battle in her name on uncounted battlefields. Greatest amongst her soldiers are the Adeptus Equas, the Space Mares, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Principial Guard and countless city defence forces, the ever vigilant Equisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mequinicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from buffaloes, traitors, zebras - and worse.
To be a pony in such times is to be one amongst untold millions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace beneath the sky, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

---Dsarker---

GDMLPSS

The streets of Ponyville were silent.

Three ponies huddled in fear. Something had been pursuing them the entire day, and now they didn't know how to escape. First it took the older ponies, then the other fillies and colts, one by one. Now only Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, and Scootaloo remained.

"What're we gonna do, Scootaloo?" asked Sweetie Belle.

Scootaloo was silent. In her mind, one sentence ran through her mind. 'What would Rainbow Dash do?' But nothing came.

"Scootaloo?" The sound of Applebloom's voice brought Scootaloo back to her senses.

"I...I don't know, guys." The words tumbled out of Scootaloo's mouth. They felt sour. 'You're such a failure, pipsqueak. No wonder I never hung out with you' came the thought into her head. She hung her head in shame. In their moment of need, when her friends needed her most, she failed.

She started to cry. Unbidden, the thoughts kept coming. The memories. First her failures as a Cutie Mark Crusader. All the times they had tried something, and it failed. Then came her failure today.

In the depths of her mind, her self-loathing had a face, a name, and a voice. Rainbow Dash. And she came up again, to taunt Scootaloo in her failure. 'What happened, pipsqueak? Was it the blood? If we'd switched places, we'd still be safe. Our friends would be here. Maybe you wouldn't. You'd be too scared. You're just like Fluttershy!' she shouted into Scootaloo's mind.

Then it was Twilight. The learned pony, the one who'd always supported the trio, was shaking her head. 'What happened, my little pony? Was it the unknown? If you'd kept in school like you should have, we'd still be safe. Our friends would be here. Maybe you wouldn't. Maybe you'd still be too ignorant. You're just like Fluttershy!" she shouted into Scootaloo's mind.

It changed forms again. Applejack. Again. Pinkie Pie. Rarity. Then lastly...Scootaloo faced herself. 'Even our friends saw you better than you could see yourself! Scootaloo the chicken!'

At last, it turned back to Rainbow Dash. 'You said I was your idol, that you'd do whatever I wanted! Why couldn't you even save my life, pipsqueak!'

Something finally snapped in Scootaloo's mind. She got up, and fighting the protests of her friends, she stepped into the street. Sweetie Belle and Applebloom turned to the wall.

The streets of Ponyville were silent.

[Dsarker]

Greatorder, Necro loves MLP too.



Anyway, second thing is a one off. Inspired mostly by The Cough, which is a fantastic story.


First one is the prologue to this

[Flying Dice]

I have no idea why this is so popular. I hate it for a number of reasons.
also, I heard about necro making some kind of joke on this and getting muted.

so either toady likes MLP and he was dissing it too much, or it was a REALLY bad/sexist/racist/other joke.
now, I need to evacuate from this thread before my testosterone is sucked out of my body.
what little testosterone I have...

Rape jokes tend to do that.